"Ice Dragon" Loa had made Big News again!
In no time, the news sent shock waves across the seas!
But this time was different. Loa hadn't started the trouble. Someone had come looking for him: Yonko Kaido, who had become a laughingstock after Loa defected from the Marines!
After all, everyone now knew the truth wasn't what the Marines had claimed. Aokiji and Kizaru hadn't joined forces to grievously wound Kaido.
The one who had done it wasn't either of those Admirals. It was the Headquarters Vice Admiral who had seemed to be there just to make up the numbers: "Ice Dragon" Loa!
This time, Kaido had struck back. While Loa was away from Turtle Island, he had launched a surprise attack and destroyed more than half of it. The damage was devastating!
Just look at it. The entire island had nearly been flattened. Gone was the dense, eerie forest. Without the reports, who would have guessed that this vast stretch of open ground had once been Turtle Island?
So Jones, the cadre Loa had stationed in the Sabaody Archipelago, went to the Sabaody Newspaper and issued a public statement.
"Kaido, Marshall D. Teach, my master has a message for you." Dressed in a suit, Jones spoke confidently before thousands of reporters as countless civilians and Marines watched.
The crowd swallowed nervously. This was going to be huge!
Was Loa declaring all-out war on both of them?
If he was, which one would he attack first?
How would the Marines respond?
All eyes fixed on Jones's resolute face on the live broadcast, waiting for him to speak.
Jones cleared his throat, then ran through a few "ah," "oh," and "uh" sounds to test his range.
And then!
Holding up the microphone, Jones sang, "Spit out what you ate of mine,