Ye Chen's joke had everyone roaring with laughter. Nami laughed hardest of all, doubling over as her chest bounced. It was hard not to notice.
Ye Chen smiled. "The mystery Fortune Teller puts on is mostly an act. Nine times out of ten, they've guessed who someone is by watching their face and listening to them talk. They can't say that outright, so they act all mysterious, as if they can really see the future. But that's only half the joke..."
He paused deliberately. Nami rushed over. "Come on, hurry up! I want to hear the rest!"
Ye Chen reluctantly dragged his gaze away from her chest. He wanted to make a rather outrageous request, but Robin was watching, so he restrained himself as best he could. He cleared his throat and continued. "The Dog Meat General was delighted with the Fortune Teller. After that, the man became famous. Customers came in droves, crowding around his stall every day, and he made money hand over fist. Three local Villains grew jealous and decided to cause him trouble. They went to his stall together and demanded their fortunes. If he got them right, all would be well. If he didn't, they'd smash his stall and take every coin he had."
The Fortune Teller saw their menacing faces, hulking builds, and rough features. They were clearly thugs of some kind. The customers who had been waiting in line had all fled, which told him these three were notorious local Villains.
He couldn't beat them in a fight or get away, so he had no choice but to agree. The eldest thought for a long time, then gave him the character for "pig."
The Fortune Teller counted on his fingers and smiled. "Congratulations! Someone will treat you to a meal at noon."
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