"Boom!"
Liu Zheng landed in an elegant posture.
Before landing, he also tried difficult maneuvers such as a 360° giant loop and six mid-air turns.
It's a pity that there is no Homeowners’ Judging Committee in Sewer, otherwise he could get another Honorary Homeowner Medal or something.
With a little regret, Liu Zheng walked towards the exit of the shaft.
When he arrived at the exit, he didn't see Fisherman.
So he made a phone call.
"I'm here."
Liu Zheng said.
"I know, wait a minute."
There was a fierce sound of water flowing from the other end of the phone.
"What is this about?"
He had a vague feeling of bad premonition.
A few minutes later, Fisherman came over from a distance, holding a big ugly fish in his hand and dragging it all the way.
When he saw Liu Zheng's appearance, he was shocked at first, and then became furious.
"Who asked you to cosplay into that Blondie?!"
Fisherman was furious.
"You think I think that among those weaker than Cow-Horse, she is the strongest."
Liu Zheng is even worse than him.
He put his hand into the bra and adjusted the position of the two lumps of flesh.
Only after I became Nightingale did I realize that that bitch turned out to be so heavy, at least four to five hundred pounds.
Especially these two lumps of meat are the top priority, and they will shift the center of gravity when running.
Fisherman looked at it with eyes bulging. It was already very unpleasant to see Liu Zheng change into Blondie. It was even more disgusting to do such an action in front of him.
If he hadn't owed this boy his life, he would have beaten him into a nest now.
But, Liu Zheng is not without its benefits.
Fisherman showed a malicious smile.
"What are you doing? I'm warning you not to think wrong, otherwise I will recruit Sewer."
Liu Zheng said vigilantly.
"Stop talking nonsense here. I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"
Fisherman asked.
"Bad news."
"The bad news is that the fish used to clean the river went crazy and I killed it. The other fish haven't grown up yet and can't be used."
Fisherman said.
"Isn't this the one?"
Liu Zheng looked at the dead fish and said.
As he got closer, he could see that it was Janitor Fish, just many times bigger.
"That's right. By the way, don't worry about this fish. It's not delicious."
Fisherman said.
"I had no idea originally."
He said speechlessly.
Janitor Fish is also called Garbage Fish. Just by hearing this name, you know it will not be delicious.
It has a hard skin, a lot of bones, fishy meat, and it eats the eggs of other fish. Among fish, it is the kind of fish that people find disgusting.
There is an UP on station B that is dedicated to killing Janitor Fish. Liu Zheng will check it out when nothing happens. It is quite a decompression.
"Whatever you want. Then I have good news."
Fisherman deliberately paused for a long time and waited until he became impatient before finally speaking.
"The good news is, you can replace the fish."
"Is this really fucking good news?"
Although he was mentally prepared, Liu Zheng was still quite shattered after hearing Fisherman's words.
He was eaten shit by others before, and now he wants to eat other people's shit. What kind of closed logic is this?
He is just a food delivery boy, why should he suffer such human suffering?
"Of course it's good news. If you were still the tentacled person, I might still have some sympathy. But now you are the Blondie, and I just feel so happy."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
Fisherman burst out into a burst of earth-shattering laughter, shaking the entire river.
"Haha."
Liu Zheng stretched out her slender hand and showed him a middle finger.
"Boy, don't think that you can save me once just because you saved me. Believe it or not, I will feed all four of your tentacles to the fish."
Fisherman said with a cold face.
"Did you know that Sea Woman is going to Garbage Processing Plant to find her mother?"
Liu Zheng said.
". When?"
Fisherman asked after being silent for a moment.
"I don't know, but I will ask her to wait for me to go with me. If you want me to protect her, show your attitude."
he said.
"It's just you? Sea Woman is enough to protect you."
Fisherman said disdainfully.
Although he never formally taught Sea Woman how to fight, his natural ability is enough to make Sea Woman a strong person among the younger generation.
"Okay, then you let that Blondie accompany Sea Woman."
Liu Zheng shrugged.
"No."
Fisherman shouted.
He knew "Suspension Bridge Effect". If the two of them lived and died together, and even found his wife, they would really be inseparable.
And deep down in his heart, he really wanted Liu Zheng to accompany Sea Woman.
This human being doesn't seem very strong, but he can always do some weird things and involve some mysterious relationships.
"Then think of a way to stop me from eating shit."
Liu Zheng said expressionlessly.
Although it is not impossible to eat shit in order to survive.
After all, Sewer has a special form of existence, and eating its feces does not have such a strong sense of humiliation.
But it should still be disgusting.
Especially with such a long river, how much shit will he have to eat?
Even if he could eat it, he couldn't hold it in his stomach.
"Ugh."
Liu Zheng couldn't help but retch when he thought of the overwhelming waves of shit coming towards his face.
"It's impossible not to eat shit."
Fisherman shook his head.
"Huh?"
There was a bit more murderous intent in his eyes.
"It's useless even if you kill me. This is the rule. However, I can make cleaning the intestines and promoting defecation the same thing."
"If you're lucky enough, maybe you won't have to eat shit."
"But I want to remind you that it will be very difficult to do so. You are likely to be strangled to death by shit, hit by garbage, or mutated by pollution."
Fisherman said.
"Tell me what it is first."
Liu Zheng certainly won't back down because of a few words from him, nor will he rush in just because he doesn't want to eat shit.
"That's it."
Fisherman threw out his arm and fished a small hydroplane from the river.
The aircraft looks to be quite old, with signs of rust in many places.
Moreover, the color scheme and shape are very weird. It doesn't look like a serious seaplane, but a children's amusement ride.
"Have you ever played the game of flying chicken? I'm talking about the kind on the game console."
Fisherman asked.
"Played with it."
Liu Zheng nodded.
When he was a child, apart from Knights of Valour and the King of Fighters '97, his favorite was all kinds of Flying Chicken Game.
He has played "1945", "Raiden", "Salamander", and some airplane games whose names he doesn't know.
"When you get on this plane, everything around you will become a game. Your task is to control the plane and smash all obstacles along the way until you clear the level."
"Of course, there is no flexibility at all. Each area will have a target score. As long as you can reach that target score, you will pass."
"If you fail to achieve it, you will be directly judged to have failed."
"Under normal circumstances, losers will only be punished. After all, it's not easy for Sewer to find someone to help it. But considering your situation, Sewer will probably kill you directly."
"How's it going? Do you have confidence?"
Fisherman asked.
"No!"
Liu Zheng answered simply and neatly.
A person must be self-aware. He likes airplane games, but he is not very good at them.
Not to mention passing the level with one coin, there are not many times when he can pass the level within five coins.
Although I don't know how difficult this flying shit game is, it's impossible to play it just for the punishment Liu Zheng.
The arcade owner only wants his money, but Sewer owner wants his life.
"Well, then you have to go to Chishi."
Fisherman didn't force it either.
"Have you ever played this game?"
"Played with it."
"What's the winning rate?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Fifty percent. It's true that you won't die if you fail, but the punishment is not light. Otherwise, why do you think I would raise this kind of fish?"
Fisherman kicked the giant Janitor Fish and said.
"Speaking of which, why is it going crazy?"
he asked curiously.
"Sewer contains toxic and harmful substances from the entire city. It's normal to go crazy after eating any messy stuff."
Fisherman said calmly.
"Then why aren't you crazy?"
This old man eats, drinks, and has sex in Sewer.
"How do you know I'm not crazy?"
Fisherman asked rhetorically.
Liu Zheng did not answer. He intuitively felt that something bad would happen if he continued to talk about this topic.
Fortunately, Fisherman has no intention of continuing the conversation.
"Since you don't want to fly, then prepare to be a fish."
Fisherman When it comes to the giant Janitor Fish, it seems that it wants to do some modifications.
"Wait a minute, if I can pass the level with perfect scores, are there any additional rewards?"
Liu Zheng asked suddenly.
"Yes."
"What is it?"
he asked.
"If it was before, it was probably the ability to move quickly in Sewer, physical transformation, fishing license, etc."
"But this time its constipation is really serious. If you can pass the level with full score, the reward should be raised to another level."
"Although it likes to get angry, it is still very generous in its attacks."
Fisherman said.
"Then can I let it send someone to me?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Who?"
"Fire Mage, or City Wanderer, Wandering Master, Man Who Feels Up Bears or something."
he said.
"I've never heard of it. But as long as you can pass with full marks, I can help you communicate. As long as the other person is in Sewer, there will be no problem."
Fisherman said.
"He is very strong, at least not weaker than you. The fart Sewer had last time was probably blocked by him."
Liu Zheng reminded.
"If a dwarf blocks a giant's swallow with his head, can he resist the giant?"
"Sewer is more powerful than you imagine. What you see now is just the tip of the iceberg."
"Even if you are the boss of Bloodstained Restaurant, it will be difficult for you to escape unscathed after entering Sewer."
Fisherman said.
Indeed, last time Sewer went crazy and the whole city trembled. Si Xue should not be so awesome.
"Then Metropolis, apart from the City Hall, is Sewer the most awesome?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"City Hall is definitely the strongest, but the top ones are all the same, including you Bloodstained Restaurant."
Fisherman shook his head and said.
"Then you just said that no one can escape unscathed."
He was careful not to say the word boss.
"Your boss only manages Bloodstained Restaurant, but she is not Bloodstained Restaurant. Bloodstained Restaurant has had many bosses, yes."
Fisherman said and suddenly closed his mouth.
"It's really amazing, even in Sewer it can make me speechless."
He sneered.
"Do they all have their own consciousness?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Some do, some don't. I don't know the specifics. I just got fragmentary information from my communication with Sewer."
Fisherman said.
Liu Zheng didn't know whether what he said was true or false, but he knew that Fisherman would not tell him any more.
"I've decided."
he said loudly.
"I don't want to eat shit anymore, I want to beat the flying chicken!"
There are too many lists on Saturday. I will update Chapter 2 around 2pm tomorrow.