Give Cow-Horse Some Smegma and It'll Be Fine (Bonus Chapter for Alliance Leader Starry Sky and Lights)
"Uh."
Cow-Horse choked for a moment, but immediately shook his head.
"That's not necessarily a bad thing. Selling your butt is better than losing your life."
"Besides, there are so many Customer Service Department employees, so they may not get it."
It didn't know whether it was comforting the humans and horses, or itself.
"Then wish him good luck."
Liu Zheng offers blessings to the people and horses.
After a while, Big White Goose called.
"Britannia Minister agreed, I will come over to pick up the goods right away."
it said.
"Okay."
After hanging up the phone, a few minutes later, there was a knock on the lounge door.
Liu Zheng opened the door, and the person standing outside was indeed Big White Goose.
"Boss?"
He looked at Cow-Horse.
If he remembered correctly, when he was not on official business, people from other departments could not enter without Cow-Horse's permission.
"No, I won't go in. Just give me your things."
Big White Goose said.
"Oh, okay."
Liu Zheng took out the bandage sling from the takeout box and handed it to it.
Big White Goose held the bandage sling and looked at it for a while, and even smelled it a few times.
"This thing is quite old."
it said.
"Indeed, it should be considered a historical relic."
He said casually.
"It does work, so let's do it."
Big White Goose nodded and pulled out a small push box from behind.
Liu Zheng's expression is a little subtle.
Because the shape of this small push box is very familiar to him, it usually appears in rooms with dim lighting.
"By the way, there have been more customers these days. Do you want to come and help?"
Big White Goose said.
"I am very willing to listen to Big Brother Goose's teachings, but my boss is unwell now and can't live without me."
He sighed.
"What the fuck."
Cow-Horse glared and was about to curse, and then he saw the banknotes shaking behind Liu Zheng.
"When will I get better the fuck, cough cough cough."
It made a violent coughing sound, as if Cow-Horse was born soon.
"It's so serious. Do you want to go to Kitchen to find some herbal medicine?"
Big White Goose enthusiastically suggested.
"No need, I'll just bring some Nile Doctor smegma to it next time I go out to deliver food."
Liu Zheng said.
"You guys really have a deep brotherhood."
Big White Goose sighed and was carried away with a bandage.
"Who the hell are you feeding smegma to?"
Cow-Horse came over and slapped Liu Zheng on the butt.
"I'll eat. I'll eat, okay?"
Liu Zheng got up from the ground and begged for mercy.
"Hmph, if you dare to make trouble with me again, I will beat you to paralysis first."
It snatched the banknotes from Liu Zheng's tentacles and lay back on Haystack.
He smiled and didn't take Cow-Horse's threat to heart.
It's just hemiplegia, even if it's full body paralysis, it will grow back.
Liu Zheng Opened the small push box, there were two grooves inside, and a soft thing was placed in each groove.
He stretched out his hand and touched it. Well, it still had that subtle feeling.
Soon, the system also popped up an item introduction.
After confirming that it was correct, Liu Zheng called Fisherman.
"I got the cosplay suit."
he said.
"Okay, remember, don't cosplay into someone who is too powerful, so as not to attract Sewer's attention."
Fisherman said.
"Is it okay to be as good as last time?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"It's better to lower it a little. Sewer is very sensitive recently."
Fisherman shook his head.
"Okay, I understand. Then you can order takeout. I came down from the sewer from last time."
"Okay."
He hung up the phone and fell into thinking.
It didn't work to the same level last time, so he planned to make one like Cow-Horse to enjoy himself.
If that's the case, should we weaken the details a little bit more based on what we did last time, or should we just change it to someone else?
Liu Zheng dragged the people he knew.
Si Xue, Mr. Li, and Red Ghost are definitely the first gear and definitely do not meet the requirements.
Even if he wanted to deliberately make the cosplay look different, he couldn't grasp the scale because he had never really seen them take action.
Ghost Hand, Oink, Fire Mage, and Fisherman should be considered the second level, but they should not meet the requirements.
Especially Fire Mage, last time he held in Sewer's fart, causing the latter to become constipated.
If Liu Zheng dares to cosplay as Fire Mage, he will probably be beaten up by Sewer as soon as he goes there.
Of course, he has never seen what Fire Mage looks like.
Cow-Horse, White-Feather Chicken, Britannia, Red Pig are considered the third level and barely meet the requirements.
But if you want to cosplay them, you have to carefully calculate the similarity of the cosmos.
Otherwise, it would be too similar to attract the attention of Sewer, but it would be too different and not strong enough to protect itself.
Liu Zheng thought about it and had an idea in mind.
After waiting for a while, Ghost Hand climbed in.
When it saw the small push box containing the cosplay clothes, it was obviously stunned for a moment.
Ghost Hand looked at the small push box, then at Liu Zheng, and gave him a thumbs up.
Liu Zheng gave a thumbs up in return, feeling slightly proud in his heart.
It's not just you big guys who can get good stuff, he can get it if he puts in a little more effort.
Ghost Hand left and he picked up the list.
"Meal: One serving of boiled mealworms"
"Address: Sewer Fish tang"
"Order: Fisherman"
"Time limit: four hours"
"Hey."
Liu Zheng curled his lips.
This old guy, wouldn't his grade immediately drop if he points to Sea Woman.
It's only four hours, to put it harshly, it's enough for what?
Okay, it's still enough to do something.
"Huh?"
He noticed the names of the dishes.
Mealworms must be bugs too. Now I'm really sleepy and I'm giving you a pillow.
When Restaurant returns, he will find a way to lure Tailor Spider out and cure its social fear with delicious food.
Liu Zheng thought proudly.
"Let's go, boss."
He said hello and walked out of the lounge.
He didn't even look at the food and put it directly into the takeout box.
The moment he opened the takeout box, Liu Zheng's face darkened.
Because the copy of Man-Bites-Dog is still inside.
Close the takeout box and the test passes.
Liu Zheng carried it silently and walked into Delivery Passage.
Time was not very tight this time, so he didn't call a taxi and trotted directly to Rose Street.
French Plane Tree saw him from a distance and rolled his eyes.
"Help me bury this child too. This dog is my reward. How about that?"
Liu Zheng carefully separated the boy and the dog, hugged the boy's body, and threw the dog onto the black soil.
"Okay."
French Plane Tree agreed after thinking about it.
Burying corpses is the difference between those who have them and those who don't. One more corpse will not attract more scavengers.
The high-quality Bloodstained Restaurant takeout is also a rare delicacy.
"Where's the coffin?"
French Plane Tree asked.
"Just use this lunch box."
Liu Zheng put the little boy into the lunch box again.
Anyway, French Plane Tree said that black soil is antiseptic, so the dining box should be fine too.
Kurotsuchi parted, revealing Natasha with a peaceful face.
The roots of the tree rolled up the little boy and placed him next to Natasha.
One coffin is a packing box, and the other coffin is a lunch box, so they match well.
"What's his name?"
French Plane Tree asked.
"Just call him Wangsheng."
Liu Zheng looked at the little boy's standard East Asian appearance and said.
"It sounds awful."
French Plane Tree Write the two characters Wangsheng on the bark of the tree, and write a line of initials next to it.
Bonaparte(Bonaparte).
"You gave him a name again."
He sighed.
When the time comes, I want to move the grave but I won't be allowed to move it.
"I am their protector now. I can take it as long as I want. It's up to you."
"Hurry up and do your own thing, annoying human being."
French Plane Tree said impatiently.
"Okay, okay, you have big fists and you have the final say."
Liu Zheng said helplessly.
As he walked down the well, he speculated in his mind.
Considering the importance attached to names by these strange residents, French Plane Tree probably had other purposes in naming the two children.
Phoenix, the bird of nirvana and rebirth.
Could it be that after French Plane Tree evolves into Phoenix, can they be resurrected?
What's the use of just resurrecting two weak human children?
With confusion, Liu Zheng put on the cosplay suit that had been kneaded and jumped into the manhole.