"Shopkeeper, before you break me, can you tell me Cow-Horse what happened to you?"
Liu Zheng asked calmly.
"You don't look very scared."
The shopkeeper said coldly.
"You've all become Bloodstained Restaurant's Deliveryman. If you're not brave enough, you should have committed suicide long ago."
He shrugged.
"Hmph, that bastard wrote comments in my pornographic magazine and graffitied those things he thought were ugly!"
The shopkeeper said excitedly, his hands holding the double-barreled shotgun activating slightly.
"Uh"
Liu Zheng doesn't know what to say, it sounds like something Cow-Horse can do.
No wonder it was so generous and didn't even ask for a kickback. It turned out that it wanted him to help with the thunder.
"Son of a bitch!"
He couldn't help but curse.
"Well, what did it do to you too?"
The shopkeeper asked, stunned.
"The disgusting things it has done to me are too numerous to describe. Why don't you, owner, put down the gun first and let me tell you slowly."
Liu Zheng had an idea.
"You tell me first."
The shopkeeper remained unmoved and even held the gun with a steady hand.
"Hey."
As expected, none of these old guys are fuel-efficient.
"I was kicked by it and broke several ribs."
Liu Zheng thought for a while and said.
"Keep talking."
The shopkeeper nodded.
"Every time I ask him to buy something for me, he gets a kickback."
"Even when I went out to engage in tomb robbing, it still had to pay for it even though it didn't participate at all."
"Last time I went to Black Market, it was obvious that I sold the 'meat' in exchange for money, and I relied on my gambling skills to win, but it took away most of it."
He listed Cow-Horse's sins, and talked about them all except those that might violate the rules. He talked for three minutes.
"This bastard is more cruel to his subordinates than to outsiders."
The shop owner's contempt for Cow-Horse has deepened to another level.
"This is not the most shameless thing. The most shameless thing is that it is also capable of PUA. After doing things like Dade, it will use small favors to PUA you to make you feel that it is not that bad."
Liu Zheng said with deep disgust.
"You bastard, next time I see it, I will blow its head off without giving it a chance to speak."
The shopkeeper said viciously.
"Yes, yes, yes, don't let it speak. It is the best at using words to deceive people."
He nodded as if he was pounding garlic.
"Seeing that you were also harmed by it, let's forget it this time and leave."
The shopkeeper glanced at him and lowered his gun.
"The thing about buying erotic magazines."
Liu Zheng asked tentatively.
"Don't even think about it! Even if I burn all those magazines, I won't sell them to Cow-Horse."
The shopkeeper's voice suddenly turned up loud.
"Get out of here, or I'll shoot."
The muzzle of the gun was raised again.
"If I can't buy pornographic magazines, I'll be dead if I go back. Shopkeeper, please be kind and sell me some. The price is negotiable."
He clasped his hands together and begged.
"Humph, this is not a question of price, but a question of dignity!"
"Then how can you make up for the damage to your dignity?"
Liu Zheng humbly ask for advice.
"Take this pen and write all the contents above on Cow-Horse."
The shopkeeper took out a large marker pen and a brochure from the cabinet.
"Can I see what's inside?"
he asked.
"Okay, 1,000 yuan."
the shopkeeper said.
"Bought."
Liu Zheng paid and took the brochure.
The booklet is very thin, with only two or three pages. The cover has four large characters "Swearword Compendium" written in bold.
When he was about to open it, the item introduction popped up.
"Good guy, this is actually an item."
Liu Zheng was surprised. This was probably the cheapest item he had ever bought.
"Name: Swearword Compendium"
"Type: prop"
"Quality: Excellent"
"Effect: When used, targeted swear words can appear based on the target's race."
"Remarks: The person facing me will lose his mother within three seconds. As for his father, he will have been shot out along with his brains."
"Can copies be taken out: No."
"Hiss~"
Liu Zheng took a deep breath.
This thing can be called a self-exploding bomb.
With this thing, who would be willing to use it when cursing someone?
But once you use it, no matter how small a thing is, it will become a big deal.
"I can't do this."
he said regretfully.
No matter how familiar Cow-Horse is with him, he will not indulge him indefinitely, even if he gives money.
According to Liu Zheng's observation, this guy's self-esteem is actually quite strong, and his sense of racial identity is not low.
Otherwise, why would it insist on finding Cow-Horse as a relative and a Cow-Horse wife?
Does race really matter to these strange residents?
And considering the strength of Cow-Horse, can those of the same race really give it much help?
"Then there's nothing we can do, just go."
The shopkeeper waved his hand.
"Shop owner, please be accommodating. Don't look at me like this, I am quite famous in Metropolis. If you have any trouble, please tell me, maybe I can help you solve it?"
Liu Zheng didn't give up.
"You?"
The shopkeeper looked at him carefully.
"If I want to eat hotpot mutton one day, you can really help me solve it."
The shopkeeper mocked.
"It's not impossible."
He shrugged.
Anyway, he was beaten by White-Feather Chicken just now, so he was not short of these few swords.
"It's a pity that I don't want to eat it now."
"Cut it first and save it for later use. After all, it's quite troublesome for me to come out once. What if you want to eat it and I'm not here, right?"
Liu Zheng Follow the path of good guidance.
"Why do I feel that you are more perverted than that bastard Cow-Horse?"
The shopkeeper frowned.
"That's far from it. I just learned a little bit from Mr. Cow-Horse."
he said humbly.
"I think sooner or later you will become its boss. Forget it, if you insist on buying it, it's not impossible. I can give you a chance, but you will be responsible for the consequences."
the shopkeeper said.
"You said."
"I got a batch of books, but they were locked. It cost more to unlock them than to buy them. So, I planned to use brute force to crack them."
the shopkeeper said.
"What kind of brute force method?"
Liu Zheng praises the way.
"Directly use other information flows to offset the information flows that make up the lock to break the lock."
"What do you mean by other information flows?"
"Your consciousness."
the shopkeeper said.
"Shopkeeper, don't look at me like this. In fact, I'm just a human being. I have little knowledge and weak will. I'm afraid I won't be able to hold a big position."
He gave up decisively.
The wear and tear of consciousness cannot trigger "Flesh Rebirth".
"If you can't break through, you can just break through a gap. You don't have to underestimate yourself, your will is not weak at all."
The shopkeeper's words seemed to have some meaning.
Liu Zheng doesn't know whether he is talking about his soul or his spiritual attributes. Anyway, the latter is indeed not low with the bonus of Legendary Disguise.
"Then if it feels wrong halfway through, can I withdraw from the hedging?"
he asked.
"Okay. What good will it do me if you die here?"
"Then I don't know. But if I die here, it will do great harm to you, the shop owner."
Liu Zheng said.
"Oh? Then tell me, what are the disadvantages of me?"
the shopkeeper asked nonchalantly.
"First of all, Cow-Horse still has an advance payment of hundreds of thousands from me. If I die, I won't be able to get it."
he said.
The shopkeeper's face changed slightly.
"Secondly, Ultimate Flavor Group still relies on me to help them organize the competition. If I die, they will have no chance to stand up."
The shop owner's expression changed again.
"Again, Nile Doctor is still waiting for me to find medicine for his daughter's brain. If I die, his daughter will be an idiot for the rest of her life."
The shopkeeper's face changed drastically.
"You are so familiar with Nile Doctor?"
he asked in surprise.
Nile's clinic is the cheapest and best clinic in the area, and it is also the clinic he often goes to.
If Nile Doctor is offended, his medical expenses will be doubled in the future, and other people will be offended.
"Nile Doctor is just a relatively marginal person in my network. I haven't finished speaking yet, so please don't interrupt, okay?"
Liu Zheng said dissatisfied.
"You say, you say."
"I also have a female friend who can get people from the City Hall Public Security Bureau. She invited me to attend tonight's salon dance as her best friend. If I can't show up on time, do you think she will get angry with others?"
He emphasized the pronunciation of the word "female".
The shopkeeper immediately threw the double-barreled shotgun to the ground for fear of misfiring.
"Come on, young man, do you want to eat sausage? Pure meat."
He took out a black pepper sausage and handed it to Liu Zheng, saying with a smile.
"You have the nerve to feed me this kind of grilled sausage?"
Liu Zheng said proudly.
"Then what do you want to eat?"
The shopkeeper said while holding back his anger.
"I want pure starch, without any meat in it."