"Then wait a moment."
The shopkeeper said helplessly.
Then he knelt down and searched for a long time, and finally found a corn sausage.
"Want to bake?"
the shopkeeper asked.
"No, just give it to me."
Liu Zheng said generously.
After receiving the corn sausage, there was no introduction to the ammunition.
"Not even a piece of junk."
He curled his lips.
Forget it, the requirements for free stuff can't be too high.
"Then let's get started."
Liu Zheng I took out the whole corn sausage and finished it after a few bites.
"Then come in."
The shopkeeper opened the newsstand door.
"You don't want to close the door and beat the dog, do you?"
he said warily.
"I don't need to close the door, I can blow your head off right now."
The shopkeeper raised the double-barreled shotgun again.
"You can't live even if I die."
Liu Zheng said calmly.
"If you die, you will die. How comfortable do you think I am living guarding this newsstand?"
The shopkeeper sneered.
"After all, he is self-employed, so he is better than those of us who work part-time."
He comforted him in turn.
"Oh, you'll find out later."
The shopkeeper was too lazy to say anything more and waved to him to come in quickly.
Liu Zheng took out Chew Toy and held it in his hand before walking into the newsstand.
The shop owner saw it but didn't pay attention to his little move.
Entering the newsstand, there is a completely different world inside.
Although it is not as exaggerated as the cave of Si Xue, it is still the size of an ordinary bookstore.
A dazzling array of books, magazines, and pamphlets are placed on dense bookshelves, and the walls and sides of the bookshelves are covered with various posters.
The books for sale are as unclear as the outside, but the posters are very high-definition and uncensored.
The first thing Liu Zheng saw was a pink Starfish Fish, posing and posing towards him.
Its head is a lantern fish and its tail is a starfish.
Or maybe the tail is a lantern fish and the head is a starfish.
The head of the lantern fish is not a lantern, but a thick curved strip of meat, with a button-sized round protrusion at the end.
Liu Zheng opened his mouth to speak, but stopped when he wanted to speak, stopped when he wanted to speak, and stopped when he wanted to speak.
"Did you see it?"
The shopkeeper who walked over raised his eyebrows.
"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense."
He quickly denied it.
"Yes, this is what is popular these days."
"No! Don't say it!"
Liu Zheng shouted in despair.
"It is a double physiological and emotional soothing device for both men and women, and it is a special version with grainy texture."
Of course the shopkeeper ignored him and said it anyway.
"Can't hear, can't hear, I didn't hear anything."
Liu Zheng covered his ear holes and hypnotized himself crazily.
Just kidding, if he accepts the existence of such cult toys, how can he look directly at his collection after returning to reality?
He spent a lot of money and energy to collect them.
"This is unbearable. You are still a human being."
The shopkeeper said with disdain.
"Are you? Well, you really aren't."
Liu Zheng glanced at the shop owner and said.
Under the loose leather jacket, there is no torso and legs, but a huge Pure Meat Sausage.
There are some black dots on the surface of the sausage, which should be black pepper.
"That sausage you just handed me"
He instantly had an idea.
"Yes, how much does it cost to purchase from takeout?"
The shopkeeper said matter-of-factly.
"Huh, it's so dangerous."
Fortunately, he didn't like eating Pure Meat Sausage, so he asked the shop owner to change it to starch.
"By the way, do you have any misunderstandings about human beings? We humans also have conservatives, okay?"
Liu Zheng feels the need to rectify the name of his race.
"Yes, but you human conservatives are either at the City Hall or in the factory. People like you walking around Metropolis would have been dead long ago if you were conservative."
the shopkeeper said.
He was guarding the newsstand, and there were many strange residents coming and going to buy things, so he was relatively well-informed.
"Cut."
Liu Zheng found that he couldn't argue.
As for the things he did in order to survive, although it cannot be said that there is no bottom line, it can also be said that he has no moral integrity. The radicals thought it was too radical.
"Come here."
The shopkeeper took him to a small room inside.
There were no lights on in the small, narrow room, and only the screen of an old-fashioned big-ass color TV was on.
There was no image on the screen, but the classic colorful "big disk" pattern.
Liu Zheng didn't know what this was when I was a kid, but I found out after I checked it online out of boredom.
This is called "Television Signal Test Pattern". The various colors and lines on it represent various parameter indicators of the TV picture tube, which can show the color difference, brightness and level of the TV screen display, so that maintenance personnel can understand the situation more easily.
Underneath the color TV is a DVD player, which looks to be not much younger than him.
Needless to say, Liu Zheng really misses the days of shopping for CDs everywhere.
Especially the incident where he went to a classmate's house to watch a CD that he shouldn't have bought, which resulted in his classmate being beaten up by his parents, while he watched with gloating, he can still remember clearly now.
"Didn't you enter the book? Why do you want me to watch the DVD?"
Liu Zheng put away her mean smile and asked.
"Who told you that DVDs can't contain books?"
The shopkeeper looked at him like a country bumpkin.
". OK."
Don't ask, just ask about the unique black technology of Metropolis.
The shopkeeper took out a cardboard box from under the DVD player, with a stack of oil-covered books inside.
There is nothing on the cover, just some suspicious white spots mixed with red.
"Here, that's it. You put it in the DVD and it will play automatically. After reading one, I can sell you magazines. After reading three or more, I will give you a 50% discount. After reading five or more, I can sell you the non-for-sale items."
"What if I read them all?"
Liu Zheng asked.
Although he was not sure how many books he could read, the conditions still had to be negotiated first.
"If you can read them all, I will give you a big treasure."
the shopkeeper said.
"The big baby you're talking about isn't that Starfish Fish, is it?"
Liu Zheng asked with empty eyes.
"I don't have it in stock yet. The one you want is very popular. Every time it comes in, it's already booked."
the shopkeeper said.
"What is that? You inspect the goods for me first, otherwise I won't look at them."
he said.
It was hard for him to have any expectations for the things sold at newsstands.
"Looking at your suspicious look, you are indeed a human being."
The shopkeeper was contemptuous again.
Liu Zheng is unmoved.
If you despise him, despise him. After entering this world, not only nine but also ten people despise him, not least this Pure Meat Sausage.
"Wait."
Seeing his firm attitude, the shop owner had no choice but to say.
He knelt down and rummaged under the DVD player for a while, and then found a box of discs.
"Here."
He handed the CD to Liu Zheng.
Liu Zheng When I opened the case, I saw that there was only half of the disc inside, with no logo on it.
"What is this?"
he asked.
"Public Security Bureau's temporary worker skills training CD."
the shopkeeper said.
"Why only half?"
"Nonsense, I dare to sell the complete one, but you dare to buy it?"
The shopkeeper rolled his eyes.
Liu Zheng curled his lips and said nothing.
Who do you look down on?
If you have the ability, sell it to him in ten days. Not to mention a complete CD, he would even dare to bring Public Security Bureau over.
"So what's the skill in it?"
he asked.
Don't just type quickly, stamp quickly, etc. to make it funny.
"I don't know, but it should be aggressive."
The store manager shook his head.
"How many skills are there?"
"I don't know, this kind of waste is just a matter of luck, but there is at least one guarantee."
The store manager said.
"Okay."
Liu Zheng reluctantly agreed.
He was also somewhat aware of the Public Security Bureau's illustrious reputation. Although he had only been arrested once by Green Vest so far, that was because Bloodstained Restaurant supported him.
Otherwise Sewer he would have been arrested by the Public Security Bureau Great Memory Restoration Art.
Public Security Bureau The skills used to train temporary workers should not be too bad.
Moreover, Liu Zheng does lack offensive skills now.
"You're still not happy. Do you know how difficult it is to get this CD? If it weren't for the fact that this batch of goods is really important, I wouldn't take it out as a reward."
"Oh. Let's get started."
he said.
"Then you should let it go."
"Put it down for me."
Liu Zheng said.
"Why?"
"For such a difficult job, I have to recharge my batteries."
He said confidently.
"Just do things with your hands and recharge your batteries."
The shop owner despised for the third time.
But he had no choice but to pick up a book and stuff it into the DVD player.
"Look at the screen."
The shopkeeper said, and then he closed his eyes.
Liu Zheng also wanted to shut up, but since he was asked to be loyal, he could only stare at the color TV with wide eyes.
A burst of noisy electronic pure music sounded, and two butterflies flew down from the upper left corner of the screen.
As the butterfly wings flap, ultra-high contrast bright landscape patterns extend from their wings to the entire screen.
Five golden characters "Mao Zhen Duo Media" appeared in the center of the screen, then flew out of the screen and hit Liu Zheng on the head.
His vision went dark for an instant, and when he woke up again he was in the middle of a square.
There are white Roman columns erected around the square, but in the distance are stilted buildings full of southwest ethnic minority customs.
Just when Liu Zheng was about to observe carefully, a burst of passionate and dynamic music suddenly sounded.
The moment the music started playing, he could no longer control his body and began to twist along with the music.
At the same time, more than a dozen dancers in bikinis appeared in the square to accompany him.
However, Liu Zheng was not happy at all.
Because these people wearing bikinis are not people, but fat poisonous insects.
They look different, yet they are exactly the same.
Because all their characteristics are extracted from more than ten kinds of poisonous insects such as centipedes, silkworms, earthworms, spiders, poisonous snakes, toads, etc., and then randomly matched.
Liu Zheng Looking at their swinging limbs, and then looking at the stilted building in the distance, I was inexplicably reminded of a legendary existence.
Gu Insects.
As the music played, these Bikini Gu Insects got closer and closer to him, until they surrounded him.
Then, the prelude finally ended, and a high-pitched and loud voice suddenly sounded.
"Fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends, fake friends"
Upon hearing this song, the Bikini Gu Insectss stretched out their forelimbs one after another, and those without forelimbs squatted down and stretched out their mouthparts.
"Grass!"
Liu Zheng only had time to curse before a group of people attacked his crotch.