Useless at Everything, Number One at Eating

And this wasn't over yet!

Heiduo had originally planned to camp by the river, but on a whim, he decided to check out where the Ursaring lived.

So he forced the issue, having Electivire threaten them with that greedy little Teddiursa and make them lead the way home.

Papa Bear and Mama Bear naturally refused at first, rushing forward to get beaten up.

And got knocked down again.

Then they came back for more.

And got knocked down again.

Then they came back yet again.

Knocked down for the third time.

There was no fourth time.

Because their youngest child—the one Electivire had captured—was happily licking a lollipop and watching them make fools of themselves!

Just what you'd expect from bears! A little milk and they'll call anyone Mom!

One lollipop was all it took to capture it.

But what made Papa Bear and Mama Bear despair even more was that the other two had fallen as well.

They were blissfully licking lollipops under Heiduo's evil clutches.

Papa Bear glared at the three little ones indignantly, thinking, I should've plastered these three into the wall when they were born!

Mama Bear felt much the same. Hmph! You won't even let your own mother have a lick!

Ahem, enough fooling around.

In short.

The two adults and three youngsters, five Pokémon in total, "reluctantly" welcomed Heiduo into their home.

The youngest one led the way with the face of a total traitor, just short of shouting, "This way, honored guests!"

It was truly a die-hard member of the "it smells so good" faction among bears.

Heiduo found it rather amazing too. Pokémon really were easy to satisfy. They could enjoy a mix of artificial coloring and saccharin this much.

Umbreon, the feeding master and true culprit, thought, *What the hell do