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"Is that Keqing over there? She's even prettier than she was in the drawings." Su Lin's cheeks were flushed from drinking. He peered through a telescope at the purple-haired girl packing up offal at a stall in the distance. "I crossed countless worlds just to see her once. I'm in tears. Who gets me? Oh, Mingfei, you know what unrequited love feels like, right?"

"I don't!" Lu Mingfei bristled like a cat and wailed, "Bro! I'm begging you, stop making those snide remarks! My girlfriend's right over there!!!"

Su Lin might have no shame, but Lu Mingfei still had his!

"I'm more curious how you recognized her at a glance. Aren't drawings and real people different?" Xiao Yan filled a beer mug with Drunken Dream, clinked glasses with Li Huowang, and popped a Hangover-Quelling Pill into his mouth.

Zhongli said from beside them, "I told him when Yuheng Star passed by downstairs."

As he spoke, Zhongli declined another request from Meng Qi and raised his glass toward Su Lin, who was serving as the livestream camera.

"I thought you only liked girls in drawings?" Having learned from last time, Klein was tackling the cake first, plate in hand. A chocolate-like taste and the distinctive flavor of cream spread through his mouth. "Of course, if you want to leave the ranks of the single, all my Marionettes will raise both hands in support."

It would be rough on the woman who ended up with this guy, but better her than the group members.

The famous five-star general MacArthur once said, "Give Su Lin the power to do whatever he wants, and he'd even dare to amuse himself at Ye Fan's expense after Ye Fan reaches Beyond Sacrificial Dao."

Elaina took a small sip, then sat in a lounge chair with a