This Show (Scratch That, Movie) Is Really Good

Su Lin stood on a raised platform and spread his arms as though he meant to embrace the entire world.

A cross over a hundred meters tall rose into the clouds. Angels in fiery red armor, wings on their backs, stood in two rows with their swords crossed and raised overhead.

Sacred music filled the world. Illusory feathers woven from light drifted down from the sky like a warm snowfall.

With the Creator as their witness, friends and family gathered together, and countless heroes from across the ages attended this wedding of the century.

The two newlyweds gazed lovingly at each other, with room for nothing else in their eyes.

"Isn't this moving way too fast?!" Shirou Emiya cried, staring at the "wedding venue" that had sprung up around him as if someone had cast a field spell. "Stop! I haven't even said anything! Why is there already a wedding?!"

In less than ten seconds, his life had been fast-forwarded to the end of a possible what-if branch.

The music cut off.

"Both families have agreed. Wouldn't the wedding be next?"

Su Lin looked puzzled. He thought for a moment, then noticed Sakura Matou staring dazedly ahead and Rin Tohsaka biting her lip. Suddenly, deciding their love lives for them struck him as a little unfair to the others. He brightened with realization.

"Almost forgot. Do you want to join in? The Church of Light can provide bridal gowns."

Three Kings' Guards approached, each carrying a pure white gown. Halfway there, a fourth appeared with a gown for Rider Medusa.

"I'm a Servant from Chaldea." Rider Medusa seemed to realize something and began searching the crowd for her counterpart from the Fuyuki Holy Grail War. "Did I watch the high jump too?"

"Huh? Personally, I support monogamy," Irisviel said with