Reincarnation Mission

"This bedsheet..." Su Lin pinched a long pink hair between his fingers. "Secondhand?"

"Wasn't this to fill your rush order?" Mr. Everything gave an awkward laugh. "You said yourself it would be fine after a wash. My apprentice's bedsheet has to be better than one belonging to a grown man like me."

"Look, I've done everything I could to meet your needs. So about the price..."

Su Lin tried wrapping the bedsheet around himself. Its warmth felt wonderfully comfortable, but the scent its former owner had left behind made him feel awkward, especially when he buried his head in it, surrounded by boundless darkness.

"Waaah... waaah..."

The pink-haired fairy sounded as though she were crying her heart out.

Su Lin: "..."

He was only buying a blanket, right?

"I've changed my mind. Get me a new one." Su Lin handed the blanket back. Mr. Everything's face fell at once.

He seemed to guess what had happened. Reaching deep into the bedsheet, he dragged out his apprentice, Whatever.

When had that disobedient apprentice slipped inside?

"Could you take her as a free extra?" Mr. Everything tried to negotiate. "This apprentice of mine has been waiting to marry for three thousand years..."

You've got to be joking.

What kind of horror story are you telling a human man in his twenties? Marry a woman three thousand years your senior and ascend straight to the ranks of immortals?

Su Lin waved a hand. "Shuhang, see our two guests out for me."

Mr. Everything looked around at the vast, almost countless array of spells, immortal arts, and witchcraft floating through this little world.

Even all the cultivation manuals he had encountered over his long life could not compare to one corner of this library. It was like an entire world unto itself. No wonder