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Chapter 792

I Am the Head-Chopping King of Jinling! Who Dares Kill Me?!

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Su just invited the elders to have a meal together. It was not a big deal in the first place, and the friends in the group were naturally not the kind of people who would ruin the atmosphere just for the sake of eating.

Outside the portal that lights up on Water Mirror Peak.

"Hey, are you going too far by not calling me?" Meng Qi knocked on the wall of air and said:

"I've watched you grow up. In a sense, we are all relatives and friends."

With this uncle-like tone, you are taking advantage, right?

"That's completely wrong, right?" Kaguya clenched his fists and shook his head unwillingly. "It's obviously a game between three people, but there is no concubine's name! Stelle, tell me, what are you going to do?"

Xing opened a portal with Cross-Boundary Talisman.

Xing put his index finger on his chin and thought for a while, then said, "Go and call mom, aunt, uncle Dian Dao and my wife? Tell them Qiong is treating me."

Su Lin Have you applied to join the Stellaron Hunters family?

"I only give you brain gold as a gift. Who is Mr. Su Lin?" Xiao Yan patted the wall of air and smiled kindly, "Pill Alliance Pharmaceuticals's takeout was delivered to your elders, why don't you sign for it?"

"The man has already run away, and I even asked Emiya to be his chef." Ye Fan deleted the text conversation with Shirou Emiya in Chat Group.

They don't really want to join in the fun and cause trouble.

Mainly because last time I saw this guy acting like a serious and good boy in front of his parents, I always found it interesting.

But forget it, let's talk about family.

Ye Fan thought for a while and said, "When this injury is healed, it will be time for me to return to Earth."

His parents are still on Earth, and his former girlfriend is still helping to take care of him.

Thinking of this, Ye Fan suddenly became a little silent. That girl was quite nice. If he hadn't embarked on another path, as an ordinary person, he would have gotten married to her.

However, three years have passed since he left the earth.

"Perhaps this is just fate." Ye Fan smiled freely, but his voice stopped abruptly.

"I have wine." Meng Qi pushed a pot of wine and a plate of peanuts and placed them in front of Ye Fan: "Tell your story."

Ye Fan:"."

This guy was probably assimilated during the more than ten years he was roommate with Su Lin.

"Go back to your Real World."

Su Lin thinks this French restaurant should pay itself advertising fees.

Because no matter where in the world, I will patronize this Michelin three-star restaurant business.

"Boss." The restaurant manager greeted Su Lin when he saw it.

Su Lin Then I remembered that the shareholders who opened the restaurant secretly left the management rights of this French restaurant to themselves.

In this case, the advertising fee should be waived.

"The cost of tonight's meal will be deducted from Mr. Dantes's dividend." Su Lin reminded.

That was the identity Klein used to apply for the legal operation of a restaurant branch. It's hard to imagine how long this guy had been planning to help him prepare for the blind date, and even went abroad to go through the formal procedures.

However, blind dates are still useful

Su Lin looked at Demoness, who was humming a song with dancing steps, a satisfied smile on his lips, and stared at the photo in his hand.

"Deleted."

"A bag of gold coins."

She raised her phone.

Su Lin paid the money suspiciously, and the other party actually deleted and cleaned it up honestly.

"Isn't it enough to use True Magic to restore it through Remembrance?" She tilted her head, and while throwing the money bag with her hand, she stared at Su Lin's face with a proud expression. "Or are you just jealous?"

"There is something I want to tell you." Su Lin said expressionlessly.

"What?"

"That money is Historical Projection."

When the money bag fell from mid-air, it disappeared completely, and Su Lin also pushed open the door of the box at the same time,

Before Elaina, whose eyes were empty, could say anything, he saw the parents gathering together in the box to check something.

Logically speaking, the two of them didn't stay away for long.

Because the people present have different worldviews, there should be nothing that needs to be studied together.

Victoria smiled and said, "Come back so soon?"

"What are you doing?" Elaina asked.

Elaina's father clasped his forehead with a serious expression, while Su's father was looking at his phone and analyzing it carefully, not knowing where to get a piece of paper and pen.

"After all, Mr. Su Lin said last time that he heard your story a long time ago and had a crush on you when he was a teenager, but he is a few years older than you."

Victoria raised his face and said helplessly, "After I mentioned it, they started to calculate your travel time and the age of your child."

"You went out alone when you were 14, right?"

Victoria smiled slightly.

"Son." Father Su raised his head and asked blankly, "You haven't committed any crime, have you?"

Are you my biological father?!

"Oh, what a longing~" Elaina glanced over teasingly and sent a message:

"You're really not honest at all, so if you can regain the humanity you lost that time, you can rely on my maid costume, right?"

"No" Su Lin thought for a while and replied, "It was Lu Mingfei's credit at that time."

"?"

A series of question marks came.

As if under a silencing spell, until the family dinner was over, Su Lin's chat Heaven Realm was flooded with question marks.

Elaina's private library.

This is a prop building used for filming movies in the past. Many magic books are arranged in categories. It has a Western architectural style. The dome is made of colorful enamel glass and spotless tiles are laid on the floor.

But the difference from before is that now there are a lot more green plants and different private areas are divided.

Some of the dozen Elainas are cleaning, some are on vacation to visit other worlds, and some are studying True Magic.

"Heaven," Elaina's father exclaimed.

There is one thing to say, indeed.

Su Lin Diandian heads aside.

"So that's it, it seems like there was a misunderstanding." Victoria said with a smile, "It's the time and space type True Magic."

It seemed that no one had explained it yet, but the well-informed Demoness already understood what was going on.

Elaina's coat slipped down to her arms, and she sighed helplessly, "Mom, you did it on purpose, right?"

The arrival of the four people obviously attracted the attention of the Elaina people in the library who were busy with their own things.

"Mom?!"

"Dad."

"Why are you here?!"

"Are they Great Demon King Elaina's parents?"

Voices came out one after another, and upon hearing the name 'Big Demon King', Elaina's eyes dodge somewhat when faced with his mother's questioning eyes.

"Mom!" Elaina, who was a little stupid and like a child, didn't care so much and jumped directly into Victoria's arms.

"No matter which world Elaina is, they are all my children." Victoria gently touched the fool Elaina's head. "Good girl~."

Seeing the maternal radiance on each other's faces and the familiar appearance, some Elainas put down what they were doing and rushed to their parents, recounting their journey experiences.

Of course, more complaints are made.

For example, the salary is not enough, and the holidays are not enough.

Fortunately, compared with the factory where Shrouding the Heavens Merchant Association was originally sent, all Elaina are now left voluntarily.

"Maybe you two can talk to these people alone first," Su Lin said to Elaina's parents.

That is due to psychological trauma and fear of the outside world, as well as Elaina who has become Zombie and gel state. As a professional Psychiatrist, Su Lin knows that the company and comfort of parents are more effective at this time.

Victoria Diandian head.

A street bar in Jinling.

Huai Shi changed back into the clothes he had been wearing before leaving in the bathroom stall. He glanced at the novel signed by Fool, and thought about whether he could use this book as a brick in the future to hit Fool Aleister's Golden Dawn on the head.

Forget it, we are all still strangers, let's talk about it after we all get to know each other.

Huai Shi turned his head and looked at Crow, who had been standing on his shoulder since just now.

"I'm going to take off my pants."

"I even know what kind of tricks you have played in your lust."

No, I can't pee just because someone is looking at me.

"Oh."

Crow rubbed the bird's beak with its huge wings, and glanced at Huai Shi's lower body with scarlet eyes. She looked like a female hooligan.

"I thought you were planning to be the heroine. After all, Error and Fooling are both regulars in the hypnosis book." She marveled:

"This is also a new path, don't you think about it?"

"We are all sisters, and my sister can lead you with more red threads."

She laughed heartily.

The world is so indifferent. When you have to give up some "dignity" in a copy, there is only a bad woman on the same boat with you who makes trouble.

"Not to mention, you guys, especially the Lezi Emperor, are so good-looking. If that guy hadn't been so foul, my sister would have assigned you two a bond~~~"

Crow asked, "What does it feel like to be seduced by a man in a wheelchair?"

She was talking about how Su Lin was sitting in a wheelchair and went crazy and used the substitute Ola Dream World to modify the real operation, and Huai Shi was stunned.

Because Huai Shi also became Kaishi at that time, the related impression was not deleted by the other party.

"Let me make it clear first that I was not charmed." Huai Shi flapped the opponent's wings, wiped his sweat, and said, "I just had a sense of déjà vu when I saw my boss."

Damn it.

She has similar fun attributes to the woman Tongji, sits in a wheelchair like Ai Qing, and looks like Luo Xian when she goes crazy.

That scene, coupled with the unconscious and unwarranted associations, really made Huai Shi feel a little creepy.

"I thought you fell into the toilet." Liu Dongli watched Huai Shi come back from the bathroom, a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes. "You have only been discharged from the hospital not long ago, why do you feel more energetic?"

"Why don't you cheer up after peeing?" Huai Shi asked in a confused tone.

The truth is that it takes a while to remove makeup and change clothes.

"That makes sense."

Hearing this, Liu Dongli pushed a prepared cocktail to the seat where Huai Shi was sitting, and warmly invited Huai Shi to taste his craft.

Under normal circumstances, as a professional cowherd, Liu Dongli can meet the various needs of "Princess".

First-class bartending skills are an essential skill for survival.

However, after Huai Shi glanced at the cocktail, he remained silent for a few seconds, took out his lighter and placed it near the wine glass.

Click.

The blazing blue-green flames gave the dim room a touch of eerieness.

Liu Dongli opened his mouth and said, "How do you know this is the special water of life produced by Russian Federation Lineage?"

"A Legend cowherd told me that before drinking a drink, I must check whether it is flammable." Huai Shi poured out the cup of flammable substance that smelled strongly of alcohol in disgust and stamped his feet to put it out.

"I originally brought you here to drink."

"Minors are not allowed to drink."

"You're already smoking, beheading, and blasting people, and you're talking about nothing?"

"That makes sense."

Huai Shi Diandian Head, I asked for a glass of orange juice.

Liu Dongli observed Huai Shi for a while, but he always felt that there was something inexplicably wrong. He pondered for a moment, raised his eyebrows and said, "I gave you the Amway Shangri-La before."

"Sounds good." Huai Shi Diandian head.

"Ah?" Liu Dongli was stunned for a moment, then immediately became happy and said:

"Discerning! It has the best hot springs in the world and the best SPA in the world. It has been rated as the best health resort for three consecutive years. I will arrange a tour guide for you. Don't worry, he is an acquaintance of mine. There will definitely be no Coach experience of robbing tourists!"

To be honest, Huai Shi is quite touched.

If Old Liu's acting skills weren't really that bad and his IQ was too high, he might have just packed his bags and gone on a trip.

"I have a customized high-end travel ticket here~." Liu Dongli smiled mysteriously.

"One piece is not enough." Huai Shi said calmly, "Help me prepare one for Ai Qing."

He drank the glass of orange juice in one gulp and said, "Wait until I come back from the Yin Family and hack her great-grandfather to death before setting off."

Liu Dongli's smile stiffened.

Huai Shi smashed the cup on the table, raised his chin in disdain, and said, "Don't underestimate my intelligence network."

"." Liu Dongli's face twitched a few times, and finally sighed, "I don't know where you got the information, but the smart choice is to avoid the edge temporarily. Yin Family's target is actually you."

"I know." Huai Shi Diandian said, "But who do you think I am?"

"No, you won't be a prince until you can't distinguish reality, right?!" Liu Dongli couldn't help but say.

"Maybe." Huai Shi pointed at himself and said:

"I'm going to the Yin Family to cut off the head of old man Yin Family with my own hands in front of all the fans in front of the TV!"

Liu Dongli thinks Huai Shi is crazy, either crazy or out of his mind. What are you, a second-level Ascender, talking about?!

Did you suffer from the secondary disease?!

This is reality!

"You're going to die."

"I am Head-Chopping King of Jinling! Who dares to kill me?!"

Huai Shi stared at the table and stood up. In Liu Dongli's astonished expression, he took out infinite flames from a seemingly illusory world and enveloped himself.

The wings are forged by the fire, and the aurora condenses and takes shape, just like a round of Sun, tearing apart numerous barriers, breaking all material barriers in just an instant.

In the turmoil of the Current Realm sky, the most brilliant light!

I'm afraid Jinling Current Realm Social Security Administration Bureau has issued an unknown warning, but it doesn't matter, if practicing martial arts is not to show off, it is meaningless!

Firstly, it can reassure Old Liu not to get involved in this matter, and secondly, it can rush directly into the Yin Family banquet venue.

Steal the head from Ai Qing in a cool way.

He's going to be a wanted criminal anyway, right?

"Young people have good ideas." Crow An encouraging voice came from Book of Fate: "But~, sister, I still have to remind you."

A reminder that the power of this illusory story cannot be maintained?

I don't rely on this, I'm just on my way.

"Yin Family Old Master's birthday is tomorrow."

"."

After a while.

Huai Shi, who had consumed too much and was exhausted, huddled in a comic book, avoiding the search in the city.

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