[Gensokyo The fastest and most correct source of facts·Bunbun News(Wind Extra)]:
Title "Eientei Secret"
Shocked! Eientei Princess and Fujiwara Mokou have been grudged for thousands of years because of him? There is an unknown love-hate entanglement between the two and the mysterious outside man.
Our reporter learned from people familiar with the matter:
"In order to satisfy the physical desires of this outsider man living in Eientei, Kaguya Houraisan actually sent two innocent Rabbit Monster and himself to each other's bed. He himself admitted that he and Fujiwara Mokou had been married.
This reporter has a pragmatic attitude and has collected multiple pieces of evidence.
Including the client's confession recording to Kaguya Houraisan, Eientei Princess's love diary."
(Attached pictures: Eientei Princess's love diary, interviews with victims, and photos of the three-person dispute!)
Su Lin put down the newspaper and stared at the system interface.
Saint Manifestation Points:+1+1+2+1+1+3
Can this type of scandal be considered Manifesting Before the People?
Are you mistaken? Whose destiny and life will be affected by such a boring scandal?!
He stared at the sun rising in the east in a daze for a while. He remembered that basking in the sun could increase the activity of vitamin D and benefit his health, so he performed a round of radio gymnastics first.
After a while, Su Lin, who had finished his activity, picked up a bowl of dumplings and ate them into Side Dish's belly.
"Don't you want to eat?"
Worry about these people's cold breakfast.
"Haha... cough, I'll give it all to you." When Meng Qi pushed his share to Su Lin, there was a drumming sound in his belly, and he immediately regretted. "Forget it, my mortal body can't resist hunger now."
Perhaps it was because Glutinous Rice Dumpling was too sticky, and Meng Qi was laughing and eating at the same time, which caused him to lose concentration. He slapped his chest from time to time and finally choked until his face turned purple, as if he was choked.
'It does affect your destiny.' Su Lin exclaimed and avoided Meng Qi's hand that wanted to ask for help.
"This is indeed more attractive than the game." Lu Mingfei gritted his teeth and said, "So you secretly met Gensokyo's beautiful girl last night?!"
"Do you believe Paparazzi Aya's newspaper or do you believe I am Jesus Christ?" Su Lin asked in return.
Lu Mingfei, who was about to continue speaking, paused for a moment, feeling that there was something wrong with what he said.
But it doesn't matter, he has already sent this newspaper to a certain Demoness who sends him question marks and smiles from time to time, hoping to use it as a sacrifice to eliminate Demoness's murderous intention towards him.
My dear friend, forgive me.
Lu Mingfei has a vague expectation in his heart, but also a little nervous, as if Small Pistol is walking alone in Raccoon City with a red dot aiming.
Playing is a limit.
Huai Shi took off his headphones, and the tune of Shanghai Alice came from inside. "Boss, isn't this classic misunderstanding the beginning of a two-dimensional literary story?"
Boy, do you envy this type of misunderstanding?
Su Lin smiled.
"Ahem. I'm just analyzing it from the story level." Huai Shi quickly explained.
"You're right. Maybe as soon as this newspaper comes out, Fujiwara Mokou will take the initiative to come to you about this matter." After Klein flipped through it for a while, he snapped his fingers without raising his head, reversing the motionless Meng Qi state to before eating.
"Lie" Meng Qi gasped for air.
The piano keycaps at the back have not yet been pressed, the sun is setting, and the phoenix chirping resounds across the sky.
"Kaguya You stinky woman and that man, Laozi get out of here!"
"Who stole your concubine?!"
"I have the ability to spread rumors but not Door Opening!?"
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
The sound of banging on the door and the flickering light of the fire formed a rhythm.
Klein brushed a layer of honey on Glutinous Rice Dumpling and poured out a sweet ice tea to go with it without expression, "It's just simple reasoning."
Just say it is, you are almost used to it anyway, even if you reason that tomorrow will be the world Apocalypse, it doesn't matter.
"Why is this Turkey making such a noise so early in the morning?"
The sleepy Kaguya rubbed his messy hair, and Door Opening yawned. "What is this."
She glanced at the newspaper on the ground and bent down to pick it up.
"Why did I get dragged in? There is a mole." Kaguya smacked his lips, dropped the newspaper and walked along the right side of the corridor. "I'll treat you to dinner tonight Rabbit Hot Pot."
"Yong! Lin!"
"It's too noisy outside!"
It's like calling your mother to solve a problem.
Not long after, a few rays of light shot out from Eientei, and the fire outside was immediately extinguished.
"What are you doing after eating?" Su Lin asked.
"Do you even need to ask?" Lu Mingfei slapped the table and stood up, Divine Path said, "Hakurei Shrine Tour the Holy Land!"
"I'm practicing with fan songs, and I can play a song at the shrine later." Huai Shi pointed to the headphones.
When most people see it, they will think that this young man practices Qigong sincerely and is still thinking about the Cello certification after the incident.
In fact, it's just that after Huai Shi analyzed the income from the Internet and short videos, he thought that he had gone down the wrong path before. Wouldn't it be faster to make money by becoming an Internet celebrity based on his appearance and talent than a cowherd?
Meng Qi said, "It's not the type that I'm interested in, but I learned some about it when I watched anime in the early years, so you can go check it out."
Nidhogg, Azathoth, Primordial Emperor, and future Taiyi are all antique otakus. It seems that the myth of the earth is almost over.
Su Lin always feels that the members in this group are currently polarizing.
For example, there are a few people over there whose painting style seems a bit out of place, the traditional school composed of Capitalist Heavenly Emperor, Beast Milk Heavenly Emperor, and Jiejie Flame Emperor.
"Do you usually watch anime?"
Shi Hao:"No."
Ye Fan: "When I was on Earth, I considered investing in animation films."
"I have watched Little Carp Adventures, Big-Headed Son and Small-Headed Father" Xiao Yan unexpectedly Diandian: "Now I still watch Battle Through the Heavens."
After Xiao Yan finished speaking, he found that no one on the other side answered the question at all.
The dead otakus over there were staring at him with a rather complicated look, which reminded him of the new word 'male condensation' that he had recently learned on the modern Internet.
"As expected of you."
Matching the period atmosphere of this house, Xiao Yan was drawn in the moment he opened his mouth.
"Is there any difference?" Xiao Yan explained, "I occasionally play games with Huozi, so Omnipotence keeps up with your times."
"Then why don't you upgrade the group with new features?" Su Lin asked.
Xiao Yan frowned. "What functions should be upgraded for a software similar to QQ? Recharge? QQ Show and QQ Pets?"
"Red envelope function, video conversation, emoticon package"
"What kind of things does Tencent have?"
Xiao Yan seems to be listening to some fantasy.
Okay, let's solve the case.
But another problem came up. Everyone originally wanted to find Neet as a tour guide, but it turned out that she seemed to be catching ingredients for dinner.
Reisen has been avoiding Su Lin.
To be honest, I am Light God but not Sea God. Why are you afraid that I will attack you?
In this case, there is no one in Eientei who is free and can act as a tour guide for everyone. We can only temporarily form a team of Stardust Crusaders with a few people who are not free and head towards Hakurei Shrine.
"There may be monsters on the road." Meng Qi said, "Kuro Dragon, remember to protect me and Bald Donkey when you encounter danger."
Lu Mingfei wiped his sweat. "It's not like Journey to the West."
He looked at the bald donkey in Meng Qi's mouth, who was currently at the gate of Eientei.
Su Lin asked, "Do you want me to help you pull it out?"
"Pull it out! Laozi is going to teach you a lesson!" Fujiwara Mokou, who was nailed to the wall by the arrow, stared as if his eyes were on fire:
"Because of your nonsense yesterday, I was so embarrassed Principle of Humanity!!!"
"Then you want to settle the score with the tabloid reporter? Manhong is energetic, so let's take the first step." Su Lin waved his hands indifferently.
"Wait!" Fujiwara Mokou shouted, "Are you the concubine of that woman Kaguya?!"
"Of course not."
Su Lin smiled slightly and said, "I already have a beautiful, lovely girlfriend with a great personality. Although she doesn't have white hair and red eyes, her gray hair is surprisingly not bad."
At this time, he felt someone poking him from behind.
"What for?"
"I just wanted to ask."
I don't know if it has something to do with Zhan Qu's cultivation. Meng Qi thinks that his self-control in some aspects is a bit weak:
"It's not that I like gossiping behind my back, I'm just curious."
"Kaguya occasionally makes special jokes with you. I have never seen her do this to anyone else, but you usually don't react at all."
"Do you understand?"
"So when I arranged a blind date for you last time, I called her here." Klein tried to explain.
Seeing that everyone else had similar expressions, Su Lin folded his arms and recalled for a while, resting his chin on his right hand, and gradually became aware of Satori.
Lu Mingfei was quite speechless when he saw his appearance. "Where did this slow male protagonist come from?"
"That's not it." Su Lin sneered, "If you want to calculate the time, one hundred thousand or hundreds of thousands of years ago, I forgot anyway."
"From the seventh day I entered Eternity, that guy would use words to disturb me when he was bored."
"How many times do you think I have heard these words and how many times has she said them?"
When Su Lin imprinted Creation Law on Karlos, Kaguya was playing games live while passing the time with dirty jokes, knowing full well that he couldn't move.
After playing with the butter for a long time, the woman began to focus on Su Lin, which could not move and was running Heavenly Forgetting, and tried to play some sexy operations, specifically what they were.
In short, it's 'Miss Kaguya is trying to get me to confess'.
Later, Kaguya got tired of playing the stock game and found that Su Lin's Heavenly Forgetting couldn't be broken, so he left first.
"Have you known each other for so long?"
"This is the ability of the time system."
Su Lin squatted in front of Fujiwara Mokou, who was still struggling, and said with a warm smile, "So Secretary Fujiwara, I will not destroy the relationship between you and Kaguya as a third party. Don't worry."
"The CP of the immortal group who fall in love and kill each other is quite touching."
Facing Su Lin's thumbs up, showing his white teeth and smile.
Fujiwara Mokou knows what words come out of Su Lin's mouth, and what the pronunciations are when read apart, but he can't understand them when they are put together.
"The relationship between Laozi and Kaguya?!"
"Yesterday I thought you were a nice person because you provided condiments, but now it seems."
After she came to her senses, her body trembled as if she was experiencing a chill, and she suddenly roared, "You are just as annoying as that bitch Kaguya!!!"
"Can providing seasonings increase your favorability?" Su Lin asked in surprise.
"Ahhhhh! Laozi doesn't want to teach you a lesson now, he wants to roast you until you're done!!!"
Phoenix Fire rolled and surged, but was suppressed by the arrows. Presumably, once the opponent got out of trouble, he would launch an attack on Su Lin.
Phoenix
Meng Qi rubbed his chin, remembering that he was also being hunted by Demon Saint because of some misunderstanding.
Click!
Click, click!
There was a flash of light, and Su Lin looked back, only to see a Crow Tengu girl looking at the Camera in her hand in surprise.
Gensokyo The first paparazzi Aya Shameimaru, known as Paparazzi Aya.
"Strange, I didn't turn on the flash?!" Aya Shameimaru scratched his head in embarrassment and said solemnly:
"There is a love-hate relationship between an outsider man who already has a family and two Hourai Humans. He loves her, she loves her, and she loves him?"
"Hiss--!"
"Thank you very much! I will report it truthfully!!!"
Frenzy The wind blew the leaves and weeds into a cyclone, spinning rapidly and slowly falling, leaving only Fujiwara Mokou's dull and empty eyes, and a few surprised tourists.
"Why didn't you remind me?" Su Lin glanced at Klein.
"Reminded." Klein shrugged and waved his cane and said, "I caused her Camera to have a malfunction, but I don't know what these tabloid reporters wrote about it."
"That stinking bird!" Fujiwara Mokou gritted his teeth and turned to look at Su Lin: "And you."
She was annoyed by Su Lin's nonsense mouth. Although no one in Gensokyo regarded Tengu's newspaper as regular news, the circulation of this newspaper was such that even Hell could receive it!
"Which direction is Tengu Mountain?"
"Huh?"
Fujiwara Mokou frowned and said, "Tengu Mountain is heavily guarded, and that Crow Tengu is also fast. Kaguya said last night that you were here for treatment, so you'd better not be stupid."
She observed Su Lin and remembered that he appeared quietly last night and controlled a strange 'Shikigami'. He was definitely not an ordinary person, but it was still a bit reluctant to catch the Crow in this state.
"Didn't you roast me just now?" Su Lin smiled and said, "You just need to tell me which direction it is."
"Tch, whatever you want, left."
"Gensokyo The first stop of the tour plan has been changed, but why does it seem to have changed to the order in the book?"
Su Lin Nine illusory dragon shadows appeared in his palm. He turned to the left, his smile filled with killing intent, "I will chase you. If I catch you, I will kill you~~"
The dragon roars to the sky!!!
The palm of Infinity resonates with the Nine Dragons. Under the sudden contraction of the violent dragon energy, the Invincible Battle Dragon Armor that was once infected by Law of Light is reflected on the surface of Su Lin again.
A strand of white hair Dragon Head Crown hangs down from the top of his head, holding Azure Jade Void Sword in his right hand, Silver-Armored Dragon-Scale Robe moves against the wind, standing in the overflowing azure blue sword energy.
"Peerless Blade Lend me."
"Get it yourself."
Meng Qi pointed at a certain acupuncture point on his body.
Su Lin thrust his left hand into the air, his arm suddenly sank, and then dragged it hard, dragging out Meng Qi, who had gray temples and was wearing a Daoist robe before heading west.
Meng Qi's Historical Projection pointed towards the body's orifices, and held the Tyrant's Severing Saber that was surrounded by purple electricity.
"Nine Dragons Unite!"
The ancient Bronze Cup appeared in front of him, and in an instant, the black and white chain containing the secret of cause and effect jumped into Void, and Su Lin turned into a pure white dragon of light and roared into it, followed closely by the figure of Meng Qi.
With the combined move, dragon roars that ripped through the sky instantly appeared outside the sky, thunder rolled, and star-like spiritual rain fell one after another, moistening everything in the mountains and rivers.
"Dragon Raja?" Fujiwara Mokou was stunned.
"It would be great if he was really a dragon." Lu Mingfei grinned and bared his teeth. "There is no other dragon that is as perverted as him, and can still fight so well even when disabled."
"I'm already very restrained." Zhou Mingrui walked up to Fujiwara Mokou, took off his hat, and showed a gentle smile:
"How can I get to Hakurei Shrine?"
"It seems that Di went to sell medicine with Reisen. What a good luck."
Kaguya Houraisan walked out of the door, looked at the sky with his hands on his hips and sighed, then turned to Fujiwara Mokou who was nailed to the wall and asked:
"Turkey, why are you still here? Even if the colors are the same, there is nothing you can do to COS Inuyasha."
"Laozi is here to settle a score with you!" Fujiwara Mokou spat and suddenly frowned. "And the diary in the newspaper is your handwriting."
"Hmm"
Kaguya was silent for a moment, then covered his face and heard laughter. "Are you jealous?"
Phoenix Fire fluttered, but just when Mokou became angry, Kaguya grabbed the tail feather of the arrow and pulled it outward hard.
The blood on the arrowhead burned brightly. Kaguya stared at the sharp point for a few seconds and then pricked it with his finger. The bright red blood flowed down and smeared on Mokou's lips.
"Do you feel like you're still human?"
"What do you mean?"
Mokou's angry expression became a little stiff.
"After humans drink Hourai Elixir, their bodies will not decay, they will live forever, they will not be allowed to die, and they will not be able to become immortals. Even if their bodies and souls are completely destroyed, they can be reborn elsewhere at any time."
She Diandian drew out the arrow nailed to Mokou's right wrist, her movements deliberately slow:
"Not to mention that you who have merged with 'Reincarnation Bird' are no longer human. Do you think so even in your heart?"
Affliction Mokou, which is unbearable for ordinary people, remained silent.
"For Eternity, who cannot leave traces of time, no matter how novel things are, sooner or later they will become boring."
"Understand that the sadness and troubles of the past are not important, and Eternity is not important either. The happiness now is the most important."
"But over the years, when he forgets the time scale, he will be overwhelmed by boredom every day, maintaining his humanity before returning to nothingness, wandering between a moment and Eternity"
Kaguya pulled out the last arrow and threw it on the ground, spread his hands, and raised a rather regretful smile at the corner of his mouth:
"Maybe we can see this kind of scene in a few thousand years, but that guy has been attacked recently, so it may have to be postponed."
"I previously planned to use myself as a strategy option to try to reverse the situation."
"What a shame."
"You are still the same woman as before." Mokou's eyes twitched, and his expression gradually became weird:
"None of the other Gensokyos and Kaguya Houraisans are as bad as you."
"Looking for the joy of living in survival, you are the same." Kaguya smiled and asked, "Mokou-tan, wouldn't it be nice to have one more interesting person of the same kind?"
"Don't call Laozi using those disgusting words."
"Turkey."
"Get out!"