Chapter 1

"Vicious Cannon Fodder, but a Modern College Student" by Shu Ke [Completed]

Blurb:

Shi Jihan had transmigrated into a world where three novels had merged, and he was the vicious cannon fodder repeatedly used and left with a miserable end. He had even been bound to an unreliable newborn

system.

Shi Jihan: .

Three books? No matter how they merged, it was all bad :)

In the first book, he would fight his eldest brother for the family inheritance.

At a banquet, Shi Jihan would get drunk and openly express his dissatisfaction with his eldest brother, threatening to teach him a lesson.

Everyone watched him with mocking eyes, seeing him leap about like a clown without knowing his own limits.

Shi family's eldest brother waved away the people trying to stop them and asked coldly, "Is that so? Then what do you plan to do?"

The drunken Shi Jihan racked his brains and came up with the most vicious punishment: "I'll make him lower the plagiarism rate on all my final papers to 10%!"

Shi family's eldest brother: "..."

Tell me, wasn't that vicious?

Proudly puffing out his chest.jpg

In the second book, Shi Jihan would fight his second brother for his lover, using every kind of flirtation and temptation.

He closed the door and pressed step by step toward his second brother-in-law in the room. "Let's play something exciting tonight. I guarantee it'll get your blood pumping."

His second brother-in-law hid the contempt in his eyes and asked with amusement, "Play what?"

Shi Jihan pulled out a copy of "750 Selected Advanced Mathematics Problems."

Tell me, wasn't that enough to send adrenaline soaring?

Shi Jihan and the system struggled desperately through the plot until it collapsed beyond recognition.

The man and system stared at the share transfer agreement handed over by Shi family's eldest brother, then at the seven-figure monthly allowance his second brother had transferred to his phone, and burst into tears while hugging each other.

Shi Jihan wilted. "Our efforts are like a dog's fart."

The system comforted him. "Don't lose heart, Host. There's still one more!"

It did not matter if everyone else had collapsed. At least Zhou Jingcheng could still be saved.

In the original plot, the original owner could not stand Zhou Jingcheng and called him a disgusting dog.

Following the original owner's example, Shi Jihan also tried every possible way to humiliate Zhou Jingcheng. He cornered him, looked down at him from above, and unleashed a string of harsh words.

Zhou Jingcheng lowered his gaze and raised an eyebrow. "First tell me, if you're just talking, why are you standing on a stool half a meter high?"

Shi Jihan's face instantly turned red.

Commonly known as having his defenses broken.

Note: This was not a normal silly comedy. It was genuinely a little insane. I wanted to write something normal too, but as I wrote, I started losing it.

Content Tags: System

Transmigration into a Book

Hilarious, Silly Comedy

Group Favorite

Cannon Fodder

Search Keywords: Protagonists: Shi Jihan, Zhou Jingcheng ┃ Supporting Characters: ┃ Other: Group Favorite, Cannon Fodder, Going Crazy, the Mental State of Modern College Students

One-Sentence Summary: A cheerful silly comedy, have a little fun

Theme: Even if everything is ruined, good things will still happen

The smooth glass wall of the company reflected an expressionless face.

The brown-haired young man stared blankly ahead, as though he had lost all strength and means to resist.

Then he slowly raised a hand, covered his face, and screamed silently.

Who understood this?! He had just pulled several all-nighters, sent his thesis—which had absorbed the best parts only to turn into garbage—to his advisor's email, and was preparing to sleep like the dead. Tomorrow morning, he still had to write a summary report for his internship company.

The last thing he had seen had clearly been his dorm bed, so narrow that even turning over on its 0.9-meter width was difficult.

Yet the moment he opened his eyes, he had transmigrated into a world where three novels from Jinjiang, Qidian, and CP had merged. He was a vicious cannon fodder who would be used repeatedly and meet a miserable end.

Next, he would fight his eldest brother for the inheritance, make a complete spectacle of himself, and become the laughingstock of their circle; he would make advances toward and seduce his second brother's lover, only to be brutally humiliated; he would oppose his nemesis with every despicable method imaginable, then be exiled to Australia in a fit of rage to box kangaroos.

He had also been bound to a thing calling itself the Newborn System 000.

Now, the glowing marinated egg named 000 was flying around Shi Jihan before suddenly darting close to him.

The excessive light made his vision turn white, as though he had seen the heavenly radiance that only appeared when his advisor said, "If you don't pass this time, graduation will be delayed."

Shi Jihan closed his eyes in pain.

On its first mission, 000 was incredibly excited. [All we need to do is follow the plot and keep earning Viciousness Points! Once we complete all the plot points, I'll give the Host one chance to be reborn. Isn't that exciting? Then hurry up and take action! It's only three books, Host. Don't hold back—charge boldly!]

He really wanted to shove this marinated egg into a cup of instant noodles and slurp it down in two bites.

At that moment, Shi Jihan was as despairing as a screaming rubber chicken nailed to a barbecue grill, or a cat on the neutering table.

Three books, and he was shared cannon fodder!

So being cannon fodder was just like being an office drone. Both raced wildly along the workhorse track and did not even deserve compensatory time off.

Beyond his despair, this gave Shi Jihan, a future corporate drone, an oddly familiar sense of kinship.

As though it knew what he was thinking, the system shook itself and drawled, [Well, since we're already here.]

Use everything to its fullest, okay.

No one should come for nothing.

Shi Jihan seized on the key question. "Do I get paid?"

000 thought for a moment. [Paid? Does exchanging Viciousness Points for cash at a ratio of 1:10,000 count? You can also take it back to your original world and instantly become a multimillionaire.]

Very quickly, 000 saw its formerly lifeless host suddenly revive at full health, his eyes gleaming. "What's the next plot point? I'm ready to start work right now!"

What was money? Such a vulgar thing.

He simply loved working from the bottom of his heart.

Even the limp cowlick atop Shi Jihan's head perked up, trembling as its owner strode proudly into the Shi family company.

The Shi family company was an international luxury group with an entire complex in the city center. The grounds were enormous. They were now heading to the

CEO's

office on the twenty-fourth floor, where the original owner's eldest brother, Shi Bochuan, would reprimand him.

Because the original owner had just ruined an extremely important project and lost an important investor.

Shi Jihan walked ahead while 000 chased after him.

[Host, we'll be partners from now on! Do you want to give me a sweet, special nickname?]

Pink bubbles rose from the marinated egg.

Shi Jihan said, "Little Zero, how about that?"

A string of garbled text flashed across 000. [...Not good!]

"Then how about naming you after 'newborn'?" Naming was difficult for Shi Jihan. "But I actually don't like swearing."

He paused, then generously added, "Of course, if you have that kind of hobby, I can satisfy you too."

He had thought AI was either zero or one. Who knew there were also S and M?

000: ?

May I ask what?

After a long while, it said, [...You should still call me 000.]

Shi Jihan let out a meaningful oh and scratched his fair cheek with a finger.

Three zeros. It wanted so much.

He raised his hand and pressed the elevator button.

"Wait!"

A foot shot out to stop the elevator doors from closing, followed only afterward by the person's body. It was as though that foot carried the urgency of a forced march and had to enter first to claim territory.

"Th-thanks," the newcomer said, carrying a huge stack of things that blocked his vision. When he saw who had helped press the open-door button, his expression immediately changed. "Shi Jihan? Why are you at the company again? Haven't you caused Brother Huai enough trouble already?"

The way he glared at Shi Jihan made him look like a fire-breathing baboon, his rapid-fire questions firing like a machine gun.

Shi Jihan: .

Now familiar with the plot, he naturally knew why.

After all, in the marriage-before-love novel "After a Contract Flash Marriage with the Cold CEO," he was the greatest obstacle keeping the couple, Shi Bochuan and Shen Qinghuai, from getting together. As a fashion designer, half of Shen Qinghuai's career highlights had been ruined by him, and this project was no exception.

Under the banner of "I'm here to join this group, not break it apart," Shi Jihan had obtained Shi Bochuan's permission to parachute into Shen Qinghuai's project team. After putting on a meek act at first, he had transformed into a dog that abused its backing, a fish that slacked off, a turtle that hid its head, and a black sheep that spoiled the flock.

By himself, he upheld the entire project team's biodiversity.

It was completely normal for such a project team to collapse halfway through.

Shen Qinghuai's heart had gone cold.

His status had never matched Shi Bochuan's to begin with, and his career had been wrecked. His nominal husband was a frigid man who never spoke up and did not care about him.

All of it combined led him to propose divorce after their agreement ended.

Shi Bochuan then received a 300,000-word wife-chasing crematorium arc.

And Mr. Baboon, Xu Zhiman, was one of the protagonist group.

"Not saying anything?" Xu Zhiman rolled his eyes viciously. "Have you finally realized you're in the wrong?"

Shi Jihan withdrew his gaze from the tall, heavy stack of fabric in his arms and said slowly, "No. I was just wondering, carrying that much stuff, won't you get crushed into flat feet?"

The response was the sudden sound of teeth grinding. "Shi Jihan! Do you believe I'll tell your eldest brother everything you did in the project team and make him teach you a harsh lesson?"

The original owner feared his brother Shi Bochuan the most.

That was also what Shi Jihan did not understand. "Then why have you all kept putting up with it without saying anything?"

Xu Zhiman could not believe it. This guy was mocking him, right? Right?!

[Notice: Viciousness Points +1]

Shi Jihan was stunned.

Wait, they could increase like this too? He had only tried to chat with the other person.

And that broke his defenses?

000 was thrilled. [I knew it, Host! You're a naturally gifted player!]

When the elevator doors opened, Xu Zhiman cut in front of him and stormed away in fury.

Shi Jihan was left behind, grinning so widely at the freshly earned ten thousand yuan that he could not close his mouth. "000, please change the notification to an Alipay payment alert from now on."

Crisp, cheerful, pleasant to hear, and auspicious.

Obediently, 000 gave a "ding."

That happiness lasted until Shi Jihan knocked open the CEO's office door.

The two people in the room turned to look at him in unison.

The smile immediately vanished from his lips.

Uh, no one had told him Shen Qinghuai was here too.

Shi Jihan felt some pressure acting in front of both of them, so he immediately behaved himself. Lowering his head and eyes, he greeted them, "Hello, Big Brother, Brother Huai," pressed both hands tightly to the seams of his pants, and stood there like a soldier.

After that first glance when Shi Jihan entered, Shen Qinghuai did not look in his direction again. He was afraid that one extra glance would give Shi Jihan an excuse to cause trouble. This younger brother-in-law was as diligent as an NPC handing out quests.