Arrival at the Golden City, Fakyu the Socialite
The crew looked at their captain and then connected him to the Pirate Empress...
"Pfft!" Rando couldn't help but laugh out loud, but after seeing his captain's murderous expression, Rando's face quickly turned serious!
"Rando, what are you laughing at?" Teach's expression was extremely gloomy; clearly, the fantasy he had just experienced had left him with a great deal of psychological trauma.
"It's nothing, I just remembered something happy!" Rando explained, but he couldn't hide his emotions at all. At the critical moment, Rando suddenly bit his right index finger, trying his best to hold back his laughter.
"What's making you happy?"
"My mom told me she gave birth."
"Your dad hasn't been home for decades, how did your mom get pregnant?"
"Pfft!" This time, it was Van Augur who laughed. Like Rando, however, he simply covered his face with his large hands.
"What are you laughing at now!"
"My mom had a baby too!"
"You two have the same mother?"
"Yes, yes!"
"You bastard, do you think I haven't seen 'The Little Mermaid'? Are you two cosplaying those two cops?" Teach gritted his teeth, then...
"Glug glug glug glug! (Why are you two down here too?)" Fakyu, sitting in the seawater, looked at Van Augur and Rando beside him with delight. Sure enough, they were his good brothers! Ah, brotherly love is truly touching! Right, I can't be so stingy! I'll waive the 5000 Beli interest they borrowed from me! They only need to return the principal of 20 Beli!
After two days of inhumane soaking, three bloated, obese men were born!
"Captain, um, have you forgotten something?" Looking at the luxurious ship that was now in sight, Fakyu, who was already swollen from being soaked in water, still mustered his courage and cautiously said to his captain, "Captain, we'll be at Golden City soon. Um, shouldn't you give us some pocket money...?"
Teach glared at him. Sigh, there was nothing he could do. Although his own coffers weren't full, containing less than 5 billion Beli, these people were, after all, his crew. They'd come all this way; he couldn't just ignore them, could he?
"Hmph! Don't think I don't know how much money you have in your secret stash! Here, everyone take 50 million Beli! As for Fakyu, you take 30 million Beli!" Teach took out several boxes, each containing a full 100 million Beli!
"Thank you, Captain!" "Hahaha! The Captain is so great!" "The Captain is the coolest!"...
Hearing his crew's praise, Teach felt a little better, his heart aching from the huge financial loss. Of course, he wisely ignored Fakyu's resentful expression...
"What? Are you sure it's them?" The lord of the Golden City, the Gild Tesoro Tesoro, was soaking in a luxurious bathtub, surrounded by many young and beautiful maids. At this moment, a strange man with a large head and a small body stood in front of him. Although the man was not as good as Kizaru, he was still very lewd!
"I'm absolutely certain, Lord Tesoro! That unique ship is undoubtedly the Thunder Gaba of the Blackbeard Pirates! According to our scouts, it's highly likely that the entire Blackbeard Pirates are on board!" Mr. Tanaka said, then stood respectfully to the side, as if waiting for Tesoro's next instructions.
"Well, since they're here, let's treat them like honored guests! Before we figure out their purpose, let's avoid any conflict with them!" Tesoro was quite troubled by the arrival of Blackbeard and his crew!
Although this is his territory, allowing him to unleash his full power, what sane person would want to experience the legendary Seaquake? Tesoro had absolutely no confidence against a powerhouse of Blackbeard's caliber! If the two really fought, not only would his Golden City sink to the bottom of the sea, but even his ability to withstand the attacks of Blackbeard Pirates was questionable!
"Power! Ugh! What kind of luck have I had lately! First, that idiot Doflamingo was defeated by a brat, and I lost a lot of my income. Now, Blackbeard, who claims to be the fifth emperor of the sea, has come to visit. Damn it!" Frustrated, Tesoro dismissed the maidservant beside him and inadvertently raised his left hand.
"Stella ..." Tesoro looked at the four gold rings on his left hand, his gaze slowly becoming unfocused...
Nine fingers serve as a warning; namelessness is for you!
This may be the only way this Gild Tesoro could commemorate his love!
He possesses inexhaustible wealth and a supreme status! In this Golden City, he is the sole king! Life and death, decision and control, are all at his command!
But he has one thing that sets him apart from others!
Outsiders might assume he's surrounded by beautiful maids and indulging in debauchery, but if you look closely, you can faintly detect a hint of naiveté in those maids! Yes, this man's heart is dead; he will never touch another woman...
Tesoro suddenly stood up, his tall frame boasting perfectly proportioned muscles, and a massive five-pointed star-shaped scar on his back! To cover up that humiliating medal from the past...
"Marshall D. Teach, let's see just how much trouble you can stir up this time..."
"Greetings, distinguished guests! I am your host, Baccarat! Welcome to the Golden City, esteemed Blackbeard Pirates!"
As soon as Teach and his crew disembarked and landed on the island, Baccarat, who was responsible for receiving the Straw Hat Crew in the original story, came up to them.
Facing this beautiful woman, Teach dared not be careless in the slightest! As a transmigrator, he naturally knew that this woman was Devil Fruit User! This was an ability almost like a law; she could absorb other people's luck and convert it for her own use! It has to be said, it was a disgusting ability!
"Huh? You know us?" Upon seeing the beautiful woman, Fakyu's eyes lit up as he walked up to her. Listening to her compliments, Fakyu couldn't be more smug!
"Of course! You are all on our honored guest list! After a long journey, you must all be a little tired! We have prepared comfortable clothes for you, please follow me!" Baccarat led the way, her gentle smile seemingly having already captivated Fakyu's soul.
"Hahaha! Such lavish hospitality! The Golden City truly lives up to its name!" Teach didn't mind; after all, it was Tesoro's Golden City, so the clothing provided was naturally of the highest quality! Why not take advantage of such a good deal?
20 minutes later
After changing his clothes, Teach casually put the rest of his clothes into his Dark Space and went outside. However, he was startled as soon as Teach came out!
The swelling had subsided, and Fakyu was wearing an expensive suit and a magnificent top hat! His stunning good looks were truly astonishing!
But if there's a surprise, there must also be a scare!
His lower body seemed completely out of place compared to his upper body: his girlish pink shorts were covered in pink piglets, and the hairdryer-shaped face made one ponder! As for his feet... well, his flip-flops were also pink...
Teach: My eyes!