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"You ugly freak! How dare you show your face like that! If I were you, I'd find a pillar and smash my head against it!"

"Sister, you can't say that! It hurts people's feelings! Ugly sir, although my sister's words were a bit harsh, given your appearance, it would be better if you covered your face when you go out! After all, it wouldn't be good if you scared other children!"

Kaido and Teach were locked in fierce combat, while the other two heads on Teach's shoulders contained the consciousness of his two younger sisters. One of these two was incredibly venomous, while the other, though speaking in a gentle tone, was just as sharp-tongued! As Kaido, who was fighting Teach, listened, his face grew increasingly dark, and suspicion began to creep into his heart.

"Am I ugly? Should I leave?"

But when he thought of Teach's big face, his doubts vanished instantly!

"Bullshit! Compared to you guys, my face is quite handsome, okay?!" Kaido's roar deeply provoked Teach, and probably the other two. Now, even if Kaido had a silver tongue, he couldn't withstand the three's combined attack!

"Kaido, you bastard! Am I ugly? I have authority, okay?!" Teach's punches became slightly stronger, leaving afterimages.

Dear readers, please remember this: don't mess with women who love beauty! Especially don't mess with two women who love beauty at the same time!

"Your name is Kaido, right? Do you even have eyes?! My current appearance is my brother's! If I had your body and looks, I would be 100 times, no, 10,000 times better looking than you!"

"My foolish sir, I feel that what you just said offended me! So, what I'm about to say might not be very pleasant, and I apologize in advance! Ahem! Look at your face (see Telegram Monkey for details), phew, that feels much better!"

Kaido:...

"Hey! Can you two keep your voices down? I'm right next to you. Have you considered your brother's feelings by yelling like that?" Teach's head was throbbing, a terrible, historic pain!

"Shut up!" At this moment, Teach's two sisters displayed a terrifyingly synchronized understanding!

Teach:...

"Hmph! Let's see how long you can keep laughing!" Kaido frantically increased the force in his hand, his Wolf Fang was already a blur of motion, but even so, the damage he inflicted on Teach was still less than the damage Teach had inflicted on him!

From some perspectives, Teach's attack power is stronger than Kaido's, after all, he possesses three Devil Fruits! On the other hand, Kaido's defense and vitality are superior to Teach's; the title of "strongest creature" is well-deserved!

The two were locked in a stalemate, competing to see whether Teach's attack would break through Kaido's defense first, or whether Kaido's physique would exhaust Teach's stamina first!

During this time, Teach tried several times to use the power of the Dark-Dark Fruit to strip Kaido Devil Fruit abilities, but Kaido's combat experience was far too rich. He always maintained a relatively safe distance from Teach with his spiked Wolf Fang. Even when Teach's Dark-Dark Fruit ability touched his body, he instantly repelled Teach with his superior physical skills!

While Teach's Dark Water does possess the ability to attract Devil Fruit User, Kaido's size is simply too enormous; Teach's current height is only half that of Kaido...

"Hey! Kaido, how about we discuss this?" Teach suddenly felt anxious, because his purpose for this trip was to capture—no, not to capture!—his nephew Kozuki Momonosuke, and bring him back to the Whitebeard Pirates!

If he escaped because of the battle with Kaido, the book could be titled "Shocking! Kozuki Momonosuke escaped while I was fighting Kaido!"

"Oh? What do you want to discuss?" Kaido stopped his attack, quickly distanced himself from Teach, and then looked at him with a puzzled expression.

"This stalemate can't go on. With our combined strength, we could fight for 10 days and 10 nights without any problem! But I have some other things to do, and you also want to rescue Jack as soon as possible, right? How about this, you take 2 billion Beli to our Whitebeard Pirates' Crescent Moon Island, and we'll exchange the money for Jack, how about that?"

Teach's suggestion made Kaido fall into deep thought. Yes, his most capable subordinate was suffering in the Whitebeard Pirates, and as his boss, he naturally had to consider his men's well-being! (Jack: Boss, don't rush to save me. I think I can hold on for a while longer! Ah, this is so tempting!)

"Oh ho ho ho! Your suggestion is good, but I can only offer a maximum of 500 million Beli!"

"What? 500 million Beli? Are you trying to fob us off? Drought Jack has a bounty of 1 billion! If this is all the sincerity you've got, then we'll just have to hand over Jack's head to the Navy and claim that 1 billion bounty!"

"That won't do! How about this, I can offer 1 billion Beli! What do you think?"

"Ha, do you even know how much Jack eats? How do you calculate the food he's consumed over all these days? One price: 1.5 billion Beli!"

"Alright, 1.5 billion it is!"

After the two agreed on a price, Kaido happily transformed into Azure Dragon and left...

"Phew! The battle is finally over. You two should go back now, right?" Teach looked around and said to her two sisters.

"Hmph, you've only been out playing for a short while, and your brother is already so stingy!"

"Alright, brother, then we'll head back!"

His two younger sisters were absolute opposites: one very obedient, the other mischievous and unruly.

After much persuasion (and coercion), Noshil finally agreed to return to Teach 'Teach body. At the same time, Doflamingo from the sky appeared before Teach.

"Hmph! I never expected Mr. Blackbeard to be able to fight Kaido to a standstill! I really admire him!" Doflamingo grinned strangely, but a hint of heartache lingered in his eyes behind his glasses.

It's caused so much damage, how much would it cost to restore it?

"Hahaha! No need for admiration! Little Ming, I need your help to find someone! He's in your territory!" Teach waved his hand and said to Doflamingo.

"Oh? Who is Mr. Blackbeard looking for?"

"A guy named Kozuki Momonosuke, he's my nephew! He's in Punk Hazard!"

"Hmm?" Doflamingo narrowed his eyes slightly. "Of course, but please allow me to make a phone call first!"

After obtaining Teach's permission, Doflamingo took out a Den Den Mushi (Doflamingo Den Den Mushi), gave some instructions to his Punk Hazard subordinates, and then dispatched some of his men in a ship to take Teach to Punk Hazard...

"Hehehehe! My dear Momonosuke, I've arrived!"