Four Emperors: Big Mom
"Mr. Blackbeard, we've arrived!"
Katakuri led Blackbeard and his crew to a huge room. The door was decorated adorably with various pastries depicted in vibrant pink. However, the room, which should have been cozy, was filled with an eerie atmosphere!
"Mom! Blackbeard from the Whitebeard Pirates has arrived!" Katakuri knocked on the door and said into the room.
"Oh my gosh! Katakuri, have you brought all the distinguished guests? Come in!" That mesmerizing laughter rang out, and without a doubt, it was Four Emperors Big Mom herself!
Katakuri pushed open the door, then turned to Blackbeard and his crew and said, "Distinguished guests, please come in!" He then led the bewildered Blackbeard Pirates into the enormous room.
Inside the room, a plump old woman with long, curly pink hair, thick lipstick, light purple eyeshadow, a pirate hat, and a large pink dress was happily devouring a large plate of pastries. Surprisingly, the pastries seemed to be laughing as if they were alive!
"Mother!" Katakuri bowed and greeted her before standing aside. Blackbeard and his crew were looking at the only woman among the Four Emperors with great curiosity.
"Oh my god! You must be Blackbeard? I can't believe Whitebeard actually sent you! Want some snacks?" The Big Mom looked at Blackbeard Pirates holding a lollipop scepter, with a puzzled expression. Why did those lollipops seem so familiar?
"Hehehehe! Let's have the snacks later! Big Mom, I've come to your wedding on behalf of Pops Whitebeard! This is just a small gift, please accept it!" Teach, munching on a lollipop as he took out an exquisite box from his Dark Space. The box was inlaid with a lot of gold, and it was obviously very valuable!
"A treasure chest? Oh my gosh! I love treasure chests the most! Thank you for the gift! Now, let's talk about your marriage to Smoothie!" Big Mom excitedly placed the treasure chest on the table beside her, then said expectantly to Teach, "I told Whitebeard that your marriage should be held as soon as possible! And I think the wedding of two core members of our pirate crews must be attended by a large number of reporters, so that the whole world can know! And also..."
The Big Mom rambled on and on, and everyone present looked extremely strange:
Katakuri's eyes widened in disbelief. He never imagined that his mother would betroth Smoothie to Blackbeard! Although Blackbeard was incredibly strong and had the powerful Whitebeard Pirates behind him, he was just too Blackbeard!
Teach was completely dumbfounded. His brain, honed from two lifetimes, was working frantically when suddenly, a brilliant idea struck him! He gritted his teeth! I knew it! Pops would never be so generous! I've seen fathers who betray their fathers, but I've never seen a father who betrays his son! Smoothie? Hmph, what's so great about her? She's just a little taller, a little prettier, a little stronger... Uh, well, she does seem pretty good!
Laffitte and the others looked extremely puzzled, but Domi and Fakyu's expressions were quite interesting!
Domi: Didn't the captain say he didn't want a girlfriend? Does he think it's too much trouble and wants to get married directly? I even threw myself at him back then! Why didn't he say so earlier? Otherwise, what would have happened to Smoothie? No, I have to think of something!
Fakyu:???? The captain's going to get a girlfriend? Does that mean he'll be even stingier from now on? After all, all the money will be managed by his wife, so won't he try to squeeze money out of us? Oh no, my wonderful life is over! No~ (Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is howling...)
"Also, you two will have at least 20 children in the future, right? Ten for each of our families! Children who inherit your excellent genes will definitely become the strongest warriors! By the way, you..."
"Stop! Big mom, wait a minute!" Teach couldn't take it anymore. Having 20 kids? Did you think I was a stud?
"You've got it wrong, I have no intention of finding a wife! At least not now! So, I appreciate your kindness! But Smoothie and I are really not a good match!" Teach's words once again plunged everyone into deep thought.
Katakuri: What? This guy doesn't even like my sister? Damn it, so ugly and yet so picky! He'll stay single forever! Pah! And that idiot author, choosing such an ugly character as the protagonist, do you think Blackbeard even deserves him?
Domi breathed a sigh of relief, while the rest of the Blackbeard Pirates felt a chill run down their spines. They nervously watched their captain, fearing he might have some unusual fetish!
"What did you say?" The Big Mom leaned forward, looking at Teach with a sinister expression, her tone becoming fierce!
"I said, I don't want to get married right now! Do you understand? Do I need to repeat myself?" Teach's eyes sharpened. He's afraid of Big Mom? What a joke! I'm Blackbeard, why would I be afraid of a mere Four Emperors?
As soon as Teach finished speaking, the temperature in the entire room seemed to plummet to freezing! The confrontation between the two powerful figures caused everyone else to break out in a cold sweat!
Just when everyone thought a fight was about to break out, Big Mom suddenly withdrew her imposing aura, and her expression softened.
"Well, well, well! If you're not willing, then forget it! I will keep my promise regarding Povar and Haruta! From now on, our two pirate crews will be one family!" For Big Mom, it was extremely worthwhile to use an ordinary daughter to establish a relationship with the Whitebeard Pirates. She didn't need to care about her daughter's thoughts at all, because most of her daughters only had this one purpose!
"Hahaha! Of course, I'll have to take care of you in the future!" Teach readily agreed, giving the other party a way out, since he hadn't planned to fight the Big Mom directly.
After about half an hour of getting along with each other, each with their own hidden agendas, Blackbeard Pirates were assigned to their respective lodgings: 10 interconnected rooms!
"Gentlemen, these are your rooms! Tomorrow is the tea party, so please get some rest! Dinner will be delivered to your rooms!" said a Chess Soldiers. He turned to leave, but Teach called him back.
"Do you have all kinds of pastries here?" Teach asked expectantly.
"Of course! We have all kinds of desserts!"
"Hahaha! Great! Send 500 Cherry Pie my room tonight!"
"What a pity, the final goal wasn't achieved! As for Blackbeard's physique, perhaps I should marry myself to him next time!" The Big Mom, calculating her own plans, laughed with satisfaction at her scheme!
"Someone, bring 100 cherry cakes to my room!"