Chapter 36
"You weren't mine in life, but you're mine in death. The Netherworld, however vast, is my territory. Do you think you can escape?"
Exciting! Fun!
If the King of Hell saw this Storybook, would he be furious?
Ye Zhenzhen grinned from ear to ear and opened a storybook titled "[The Substitute Quits! She Overthrows King of Hell and Sings]", which tells the Storybook of a little female ghost who is favored by King of Hell and is pampered by him every day. She thinks she has found true love and is willing to give up reincarnation and accompany King of Hell even as her soul is gradually damaged.
By chance, the little ghost girl discovered that King of Hell's beloved looked remarkably like her. Although King of Hell was reluctant to part with her, he worried that her soul would be damaged if she didn't participate in reincarnation, so he tearfully let her go each time. The little ghost girl suddenly realized that she was just a substitute! That night, when King of Hell was about to push the little ghost girl down, she pushed him down instead. The little ghost girl sang a song as she went to be reincarnated.
This Storybook contains rich psychological descriptions, and some scenes are depicted in a very bold manner, unlike the more subtle and restrained Storybook in the Cultivation World, which only touch upon the subject briefly and stop when the story ends with the lamp being blown out and the reader is left wanting more.
Ye Zhenzhen found immense enjoyment in reading the Storybook and secretly vowed to bring these wonderful things back to savor them. If she were to make copies and sell them in the Cultivation World, they might become a market sensation, bringing in a fortune in Spirit Stones. After all, everyone had seen Storybook about humans, immortals, and gods falling in love, but no one had ever seen how ghosts in the Netherworld fell in love. As the saying goes, "the rarer, the more precious," and anything that attracts attention and has a gimmick must have huge market potential.
Thinking of this, she worried that the Ghost Guard might suddenly take them away, so she stuffed all the Storybook into her Heaven and Earth Pearl.
The short Ghost Guard:?
He felt a pang of heartache and wanted to snatch a few Storybook, but seeing Ye Zhenzhen's lips tremble as if she was about to cry again, he silently withdrew his restless little hand.
Well, we can always buy more Storybook, but once the little darling starts crying, we probably won't be able to stop her.
Ye Zhenzhen felt a little tired, so she lay on the chaise lounge and dozed off for a while. When she woke up, she found that Long Nose had not returned yet, and the King of Hell of Hell they asked her to wait for was nowhere to be seen. She couldn't help but sigh in boredom and began to observe the Ghost Guard in front of her.
Although these Ghost Guards all had blue faces and fangs, upon closer inspection, they all looked different. The short Ghost Guard messenger had a pointed mouth and monkey-like cheeks, and he looked like a clever ghost, but the fat Ghost Guard next to him, although tall and strong, looked dull and not very smart.
"You..."
"Come here." Ye Zhenzhen beckoned to the fat Ghost Guard messenger, who obediently came over.
Ye Zhenzhen gestured for him to lower his head, but he seemed to misunderstand and forcefully pulled his large head off, handing it to Ye Zhenzhen.
Interesting! There's actually a way to play like this!
Holding the ghost's head in her hands, Ye Zhenzhen couldn't help but sigh, "What a fat and round head! It's like a ball..."
"Short guy, catch!" Ye Zhenzhen a whirlwind kick, sending the fat man's round head flying to the short guy. The short guy had never kicked a ball before in the Netherworld, so he caught it with his foot and then kicked it back to Ye Zhenzhen.
When Long Nose finally managed to bring back Di Ting Milk, which he had begged and pleaded with from Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, the Bodhisattva of the Underworld, he found that the once solemn and gloomy King Yama's Hall had turned into a complete mess.
The Little Glutinous Rice Ball would climb onto one ghost statue and kick the fat Ghost Guard's head to the short one, then jump onto another and have the short one kick her head back. Whichever ghost statue she climbed onto, a group of trembling Ghost Guard would gather around, afraid she might accidentally fall and die, leaving them unable to report back to their leader.
When they saw Long Nose coming, they quickly shouted at him, "Long Nose, come and discipline this brat!" They were almost driven crazy by his behavior.
The fat Ghost Guard messenger was especially agitated. He had only obediently shown his head to the Little Bean, but he hadn't expected her to kick his head around like a ball. His head hurt so much, his mouth hurt, everything hurt.
"Little ancestor, I've brought you your milk. It's Di Ting milk that I finally managed to get from Di Ting. Di Ting is a divine beast, and drinking its milk can increase your spiritual power." Long Nose trotted over to the ghost statue she was climbing, opened the milk jug, and a milky aroma with a slightly fishy smell wafted out.
Ye Zhenzhen smelled the odor and frowned in disgust. [What is this smell? Is it really drinkable? Will it poison me...?] With a gust of wind in her steps, she unhesitatingly pointed the fat man's head at the milk jug.
With a loud "bang," the milk jug crashed to the ground, spilling milk all over the floor.
Suddenly, the fat man's head became excited. He opened his mouth wide and jumped around while licking the milk on the ground with his tongue.
"Mua~mua~mua~ It's so delicious!"
Please consider that I've been working so hard updating this for so long without receiving any income.
Which kind soul could kindly water my plants with nutrient solution?
Let my little sapling of inspiration grow a little bigger.
Mwah~
Chapter 36
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Seeing the chaotic scene before him, Long Nose was so angry he almost sent Ye Zhenzhen away.
What did he bring here? Is it a living ancestor? He's made a complete mess of the King Yama's Hall, and all the little devils are angry but dare not speak out.
Why did the boss even hire such a brat? Besides causing trouble and bullying others, what good is she?
But as the saying goes, "It's easy to invite a god, but hard to send him away," Ye Zhenzhen had already jumped down from the ghost statue and landed precisely on the Long Nose's neck. "Giddy up! Giddy up!" She was in high spirits again and wanted to play a horse-riding game.
Therefore, when King of Hell returned to his palace, he not only saw the fat Ghost Guard's head bobbing on the ground, tilting his head to lick the milk that had spilled all over the floor, but also saw a little girl with two heart-shaped pigtails riding proudly on the neck of the Long Nose, pulling on his Long Nose, and riding around the palace.