At first, everyone had been only half convinced. But now that they had heard the voice, they had no choice but to believe it. Some of the more curious students were already propping up their chins, ready to watch the show.
Sure enough, Shen Luoluo did not disappoint. Her voice continued.
[He doesn't have delusions, does he? What's he getting at? Does he think I came to Rocket Class for him?]
[I don't even know who he is, and he thinks I like him? What an arrogant guy. Where does he get the confidence?]
The boy rattled on, but Shen Luoluo hadn't understood a word of it. "Sorry, who are you?"
"Pfft—" Qin Shiyue, who stood beside Shen Luoluo, was the first to lose control and laugh.
Eager to stir things up, she added, "Sheng Mingzhou, did you hear that? She doesn't even know you."
"'I could never like you. The only person I like is Shen Anya,'" Qin Shiyue said, imitating Sheng Mingzhou so well that people around the classroom began to laugh.
She went on, "Sheng Mingzhou, where do you get the confidence to think everyone likes you? Have you no shame?"
"Exactly, Sheng Mingzhou," someone chimed in. "Even Qi Yang wouldn't claim a girl transferred here because she liked him. How can you say it with a straight face?"
"Yeah! What's so impressive about picking on the new student?"
"Ar-ro-gant!" someone drawled, drawing out every syllable in a tone that practically begged for a punch.
At last, everyone burst out laughing.
"Qin Shiyue, you—you all..." Sheng Mingzhou was so angry that a vein throbbed on his forehead.
Meanwhile, Shen Luoluo had opened the Intelligence System.
[So that's Sheng Mingzhou, Shen Anya's fiancé. I remember there's gossip about him!]
At the promise of gossip, everyone stopped laughing and stared straight at Shen Luoluo.
Who didn't love a juicy story?
[Oh, wow—]
[Oh, wow—]
[Oh, wow—]
After Shen Luoluo's third exclamation, everyone was getting impatient.
Stop exclaiming! What's the gossip? Tell us already!
The next second, Shen Luoluo hurriedly covered her nose.
The whole class: ???
#During the wishing-pool segment, he used his precious wish on his sister: I wish my sister would find a good match soon.
A netizen's scathing comment: Once he marries his sister off, he can finally stop being the lowest-ranked member of the family.
Who would have thought Liu Huaijue's wish would work so well?
On a variety show supporting farmers, his rival Cheng Yunchi arrived as a surprise guest and kept sticking close to Liu Xinyu—a professor at Agricultural University—calling her "big sis" at every turn.
The single-minded Liu Huaijue: "I'm warning you, stay away from my sister. I'm the only little brother she has."
Cheng Yunchi: "That's fine. I'll work hard to become your brother-in-law."
Liu Huaijue answered without thinking: "No way. You're as dumb as I am. You'll drag down our family's genes."
Netizens: So he dealt eight hundred damage to the enemy and a thousand to himself?
#I Thought You Were My Rival, but You Want to Be My Brother-in-Law#
#My Whole Family Is Brilliant Except Me—What Do I Do?#
#I Bring the Looks, My Sister Serves the Country#
Chapter 5
◎What was she so proud of? That grandson wasn't even hers.◎
As the whole class puzzled over what had just happened, Shen Luoluo's voice continued—
[I thought "foul mouth" meant he said nasty things and spoke without caring about other people's feelings. I didn't expect him to have actual bad breath.]
Bad breath! Ugh!
Qin Shiyue was so startled that she backed away several steps!
[He's been constipated for a week. Of course his breath stinks! Ugh, the poor classmate sitting next to him has to endure that smell every day. And the guy talks a lot!]
The whole class turned to look at Sheng Mingzhou's deskmate.
With tears in his eyes, the boy pointed at the two wads of tissue stuffed up his nostrils and nodded frantically. Finally, someone understands what I've been going through!
Everyone had thought he'd stuffed tissues up his nose because he had a cold. Only he knew the smell had become unbearable. He didn't dare tell Sheng Mingzhou to his face or talk about it behind his back, so he could only suffer in silence!
The students' curious looks gradually turned to sympathy and pity.
Poor guy!
So pitiful!
[Huh? So he knows he's constipated and has bad breath,] Shen Luoluo continued digging.
[He even took a laxative last night!]
[Wait, a laxative? Then today...]
"I don't!" Sheng Mingzhou's face, already dark with anger from being laughed at, flushed a deep purple. "Shen—"
Before he could finish, a cramp seized his stomach. Gurgle—
Everyone's expression changed. They sprang up from their seats, but it was already too late. A string of sounds rang out.
The whole class: ...
Despair. True despair never needed screaming or shouting.
Only the few students near the door managed to escape. No one else was spared. The culprit left a trail of stench behind him as he rushed out of the classroom toward the restroom.
Once everyone recovered, they cursed as they opened the windows and switched on the fans. It took a while for the smell to dissipate.
Only then did Qin Shiyue bring Shen Luoluo back into the classroom. She led her to her own seat and tapped her deskmate's desk. "Xu Lu, move to the back. My new deskmate is sitting here."
Someone this precious has to sit with me!
Xu Lu turned to look at the boy asleep with his head on the desk behind them. The corners of his mouth drooped. "I don't dare."
That was Qi Yang back there! Did he have a death wish? He couldn't sit beside him without permission!
"It's okay. I'll sit in the back," Shen Luoluo said. She could see his predicament. Between the usual patterns of a novel and the boy's reaction, she had a pretty good idea who was sitting back there.
When she really did sit down in the back row, Chen Jiashu, who sat nearby, grinned. "New girl, do you know the guy sleeping next to you is the School Bully? Everyone's afraid of him. He's vicious!"
He deliberately tried to scare Shen Luoluo. "Know why the seat beside him was empty? He yelled at every deskmate he's had until they cried and ran off!"
Rankings
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Transmigration into a Book
Wish-Fulfillment Fiction
Wealthy CEO
Sweet Romance
Transmigration and Rebirth Romance
Ci Bu Ci Xuegao
Mind Reading
Everyone's Favorite
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