One Piece: Peerless Sword Immortal
Chapter 12

You Actually Hid Eating Shit from Me!

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On that seemingly ordinary yet destined-to-be-extraordinary afternoon, sunlight lazily spilled across the land, and the whole world seemed immersed in tranquility.

However, beside that ancient, thick tree, two hours later, space-time seemed to be violently torn open by an invisible pair of hands, and a massive vortex appeared out of nowhere.

Allen and Shalulia slowly emerged from the vortex, like travelers returning from another world.

Allen's expression was as calm as ever, though his eyes concealed a complex mix of barely noticeable exhaustion and excitement.

As for Shalulia, her cheeks were crimson, as though countless tender feelings swirled in her heart. Her bashful appearance was like the most radiant flower blooming in spring.

At that moment, Yamato had just woken up and was anxiously searching for Allen. She wandered around like a headless fly, her heart full of doubts about Allen's whereabouts.

The instant she saw Allen and Shalulia appear together, an inexplicable fury surged into her heart.

She charged toward them angrily, shouting as she ran, "What were you two doing in there?"

Her voice was like thunder, shattering the previous silence.

Upon hearing Yamato's question, Shalulia instantly blushed furiously, and the intimate things she had done with Allen in Kamui Space involuntarily surfaced in her mind.

She instinctively clung tightly to Allen's arm, while Allen seemed as though he had been scalded. He immediately broke free, waving both hands in panic as he hurriedly said, "No, no, we didn't do anything!"

His gaze darted about, and he did not dare meet Yamato's questioning eyes.

Yamato was not so easily fooled. Her sharp eyes swept back and forth between Allen and the girl, trying to find even the slightest clue.

She stepped forward, leaned close to Shalulia, and sniffed hard.

But when she brought her nose a little closer to the girl's mouth, she immediately acted as though she had smelled something terrifying. Pinching her nose, she yelled, "Ah, what is that smell? It reeks!"

Shalulia was somewhat at a loss from Yamato's sudden behavior. Confused, she breathed into her palm and sniffed it. She did not smell anything unusual, so she said with a wronged expression, "Big sister, my breath doesn't smell!"

What she did not know was that she had already become accustomed to that smell just now, so naturally she could not detect it.

Yet the moment she opened her mouth to speak, her breath blew onto Yamato's face. Yamato's dog-like sensitive nose was assaulted once more. She immediately stumbled several steps back, pinched her nose, and shouted in disgust, "It stinks! You two actually secretly ate shit behind my back!"

She even made a gagging gesture. "Eugh, that's disgusting!"

Shalulia's little face flushed red with anger as she shouted at Yamato, "You're the one who ate shit!"

Allen was both annoyed and amused. He narrowed his eyes at Yamato and secretly thought, Is this idiot girl deliberately stirring things up?

So he said to Yamato, "You really can't let this go today, can you?"

Yamato nodded without hesitation. "That's right! If you don't tell me, I'll tell everyone that you two secretly ate shit and ruin your reputations!"

After saying that, she laughed smugly, as though she could already see Allen and Shalulia being scorned by everyone.

Shalulia was utterly speechless. She never could have imagined that she would be saddled with such an absurd accusation.

Allen turned to Shalulia and said gently, "You go back first. I'll deal with this girl."

Shalulia nodded obediently, gazing affectionately at Allen. "Mm-hmm. If you need me, remember to call me. I'll be waiting for you!"

After saying that, she playfully blew him a kiss, then limped away with a slightly uneven gait.

After seeing that Shalulia had gone far away, Allen turned to Yamato, a mysterious smile curling at his lips. In a slightly lecherous tone, he asked, "Do you really want to know what she ate?"

Yamato raised her nostrils disdainfully and answered with one word, "Yes!"

A sly glint flashed through Allen's eyes. "Fine. Come in with me, and I'll tell you."

As he spoke, he used his power to suck Yamato into Kamui Space.

The moment they entered Kamui Space, Allen said to Yamato, "Squat down and open your mouth!"

Before Yamato could react, Allen pressed her head down and tightly gripped the two little horns on her head with both hands.

Right after that, strange sounds of something moving in and out echoed through the space.

After a while, Yamato felt discomfort in her throat and began coughing violently. "Cough, cough, cough~"

She coughed until tears came out, then roared angrily, "Ah! You bastard, you scraped my throat raw!"

Allen felt a little embarrassed and scratched his head.

"Sorry. Then I'll scrape somewhere else."

After saying that, he chuckled, and that smile looked especially eerie within the mysterious space.

And so, the large bed rocked in Kamui Space for a full two hours.

When it was over, Yamato lay sprawled on Allen, her eyes full of complicated emotions.

Allen lit a Da Qian Men cigarette. After taking a deep drag, he slowly exhaled white smoke and said with a satisfied look, "Da Qian Men really hits the spot!"

He glanced at Yamato beside him. "Now do you know what she ate?"

Upon hearing that, Yamato froze for a moment. Then she lightly pounded Allen's chest a few times with her little fists and said coyly, "Do you take me for an idiot? I figured it out a long time ago."

Allen burst into laughter. "Haha, our precious Yamato definitely isn't stupid."

Yamato rolled her eyes and said somewhat unhappily, "Haven't you called me stupid plenty of times?"

Allen immediately shook his head desperately in denial. "No, no."

Yamato snorted coldly. "Hmph, not only do you call me stupid, you actually went and did that with someone else instead of me. I'm super mad!"

Seeing this, Allen immediately switched to a coaxing tone. "But didn't I come to you now?"

Only then did Yamato nod in satisfaction. "Hmph, what's the use of coming to me now? Why did she get to go first? Who does she think she is?"

Allen smiled and comforted her. "Hehe, don't be angry. Next time, I'll come to you first."

"That's more like it!"

After a while, Yamato asked again, "Where are we going next?"

After thinking for a moment, a determined glint flashed through Allen's eyes. "First, we'll find someone to build a ship, then I'll take you to find my biological younger brother from different parents!"

Yamato rolled her eyes and mocked him, "You have different parents, and you still call him your biological younger brother? Is there something wrong with your brain?"

The moment Allen heard that, he immediately pretended to be angry. "Ah, I hate it most when people expose my nonsense. I'm going to punish you!"

After saying that, he pressed Yamato beneath him and began another round of horseplay, only stopping when Yamato cried and begged for mercy.

On the shore of Island 42, a large ship was quietly docked by the coast.

The bodyguards aboard saw Shalulia limping from afar and were immediately horrified.

They rushed over at once and supported her with worried expressions. One of the bodyguards anxiously asked, "My lady, are you injured?"

Their eyes were filled with fear, because they knew very well that if their master was injured, the World Government would surely hold them accountable. Not only would their own lives be in danger, but their families would also be implicated.

However, Shalulia was in exceptionally high spirits at the moment, having just been thoroughly satisfied.

She waved at the bodyguards and said with a smile, "I'm fine. My legs are just a little numb. Help me back to my room so I can rest for a while."

The bodyguards wore expressions of disbelief upon hearing this. They never could have imagined that the usually arrogant and overbearing lady would be so easygoing today.

The two female bodyguards did not dare delay in the slightest. They immediately picked up Shalulia and used Geppo to fly toward the ship, their figures quickly vanishing from everyone's sight.

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