[Madara Uchiha: Then I'll just live forever and keep them all under my thumb. Problem solved.]
[Tobirama Senju: See? This is the inherently evil Uchiha I was talking about. Was I wrong?]
[Naruto Uzumaki: Uh! I really don't want to agree with Grandpa Second Hokage, but that's way too extreme. One person's strength can't stand above an entire era. If any of you try that in the future, you'll have to get past me first.]
[Orochimaru: I actually think Naruto's era is rather good. The Five Great Shinobi Villages seem to be moving toward unification on their own. Sasori and I chose to live in seclusion in that era partly because it was so well suited to scientific development.]
[Sasori of the Red Sands: Orochimaru is right. You have to keep up with the times or be left behind. You're outdated, Madara Uchiha. The technology of the future is far beyond anything you can imagine, and you still think you can keep everyone under your thumb forever?]
[Hashirama Senju: Yes! That young man from the future is incredible! Even I'd have some trouble subduing Centipede Elder, but he summoned two colossal puppets and killed it. And from what I could tell, two wasn't even the most he could control.]
[Chiyo: You're too kind, Lord First Hokage. My grandson has been fascinated by puppet parts since he was little. He's the most talented puppeteer Sunagakure has ever produced.]
[Jiraiya: Orochimaru, you've got some nerve talking like that. Get back here and answer for your crimes.]
[Orochimaru: Heh. Jiraiya, you haven't shown up on the Canopy Screen's visions of the future even once. Don't tell me you're dead, you fool.]
[Jiraiya: Bullshit. I'll be traveling the world with Tsunade in the future. I just won't be in Konoha.]
[Tsunade: Jiraiya, what nonsense