SCP-682, the Indestructible Reptile, Arrives in the Mutated Dragon Ball Universe-The Slaughter Begins
A split-screen appeared in the livestream. Doctor Bai Ting's graceful figure came into view, and she said, "SCP-682, the Hard-to-Destroy Reptile, seems to know SCP-173 Little Peanut's rule for killing."
"So it stared at SCP-173 Little Peanut without looking away for six whole hours!"
"From this, I concluded that SCP-682, the Hard-to-Destroy Reptile, may be able to identify the rules by which other Containment Objects kill."
Doctor Bai Ting's words sent a jolt through the livestream audience.
They marveled inwardly. SCP-682, the Hard-to-Destroy Reptile, truly deserved its Keter classification.
It could apparently discern other Containment Objects' rules for killing.
That alone put it on a level above SCP-173 Little Peanut and SCP-096 Shy Guy, which knew only how to kill!
But if SCP-682, the Hard-to-Destroy Reptile, kept staring at SCP-173 Little Peanut...
How were they supposed to execute it?
Would this experiment simply come to nothing?
As everyone wondered, Doctor Bai Ting spoke again at just the right moment. "Once I realized SCP-682, the Hard-to-Destroy Reptile, might be able to go without blinking indefinitely..."
"I ordered D-class researchers to shoot out SCP-682's eyes with large-caliber sniper rifles!"
"A total of 308 D-class researchers died in the process."
"To avoid wasting time..."
"The footage has been edited. The failed attempts by the first 307 D-class researchers have been cut. You can watch what happened after SCP-682, the Hard-to-Destroy Reptile, was blinded!"
Doctor Bai Ting spoke lightly, but her words reached every viewer in the livestream.
And they caused quite a stir.
After all, 308 D-class researchers had died for a single execution experiment. Judging by Doctor Bai Ting's detached tone...
Experiments like this were probably routine within the SCP Foundation.
Some people had wondered earlier...
Would the people and organizations held accountable some time ago be recruited as Foundation members after entering the SCP Foundation?
After all, as they understood it...
D-class researchers were still researchers! Surely they counted as members of the SCP Foundation.
But now...
They had clearly been overthinking it. D-class researchers weren't Foundation members at all. They were nothing but expendable resources.
More than half of them had probably already died in experiments.
The SCP Foundation's methods were truly cold-blooded!
At that thought, the viewers warned themselves: Never defy the Foundation's decisions. Given how the SCP Foundation operates...
I'd definitely be made expendable too.
Then I'd die at the hands of some Containment Object for a Doctor's experiment.
As the viewers kept warning themselves never to defy the Foundation, the livestream began playing the footage from after SCP-682, the Hard-to-Destroy Reptile, had been blinded.
Two gunshots rang out, and SCP-682's eyes became two bloody holes.
SCP-173 Little Peanut, which had been standing quietly in the room, appeared behind SCP-682. It reached out its little hands of concrete and steel reinforcement...
And placed them on SCP-682's neck.
Before the watching audience, it unleashed its conceptual-level neck-snapping ability on SCP-682.
Crack...
With a sharp snap of bone, SCP-173 Little Peanut broke SCP-682's neck, which was as thick as a barrel. Its massive, hideous head...
Twisted backward at an impossible angle, and its life signs dropped to zero.
The viewers froze at the sight!
How could this be the outcome? Hadn't the records said SCP-682, the Hard-to-Destroy Reptile, was immortal and indestructible?
How could SCP-173 Little Peanut have snapped its neck so easily?
[Sengoku: That's it? No way! I admit SCP-173's conceptual-level neck-snapping ability is strong. Stronger than I ever imagined!]
[But it still shouldn't have been able to snap SCP-682's neck so easily!]
[Monkey D. Dragon: I thought the two of them would have a huge battle. And this is all we get?]
[Vegapunk: What else did you expect to happen? Don't forget SCP-173 Little Peanut's properties. This seems to be its only ability.]
[If you can withstand it, you live. If you can't, you die!]
[There was never going to be a battle!]
[Naruto: So, do you think SCP-682 is dead?]
[Sakura: @Naruto, are you an idiot? If SCP-173 Little Peanut had actually executed SCP-682, would the Foundation still be planning to release it into the Dragon Ball Universe?]
[Hinata: @Sakura! Naruto isn't stupid!]
[Luffy: Six hours? Didn't SCP-682's eyes get sore? I just tried it, and I couldn't last two minutes!]
[Tatsumaki: Who let this clown in?]
[...]
Just as Naruto derailed the livestream discussion again, SCP-682, whose neck SCP-173 Little Peanut had already snapped...
Began to heal before everyone's stunned eyes. Its broken neck visibly knitted itself back together.
In moments, it was as good as new.
At the sight, Holy Kesha sighed inwardly. "If Angel Yan had a divine body like that..."
"She wouldn't have..."
More than a month had passed, but Holy Kesha had kept trying every method she could think of to recover Angel Yan. Every attempt had failed.
SCP-173 Little Peanut's conceptual neck-snapping ability...
Had severed all the data at Angel Yan's neck on a conceptual level. No matter what Holy Kesha tried, she could not restore it.
In the end, she had to admit that Angel Yan could no longer be revived.
Unless... the SCP Foundation intervened.
But why would the SCP Foundation revive an alien who had gone to Earth without its permission?
Even so, Holy Kesha had not given up.
She hoped that, in time, she could join the SCP Foundation and rise into its upper ranks.
Then Angel Yan might still have a chance of being revived.
She knew the odds were slim.
But a slim chance was better than none!
While Holy Kesha indulged that hope, the newly recovered SCP-682 failed to keep SCP-173 Little Peanut in view...
And had its neck snapped again.
This time, to everyone's astonishment, SCP-682 recovered even faster than before.
In the blink of an eye, it was whole again.
But however fast SCP-682 recovered, it could not outpace SCP-173 Little Peanut's neck-snapping. As long as you weren't looking directly at SCP-173 Little Peanut...
It could snap your neck at once.
Crack...
Crack...
Crack...
"..."
And so the two Containment Objects, SCP-682 and SCP-173 Little Peanut, reached a deadlock. One kept healing, while the other kept snapping its neck...
In rapid succession, SCP-173 Little Peanut snapped SCP-682's neck well over a thousand times.
Just as the viewers thought the interaction experiment would end amid that endless chorus of cracks...
What happened next stunned them.
When SCP-173 Little Peanut tried to snap SCP-682's neck again, everyone saw, to their amazement, that SCP-173 Little Peanut...
Could no longer twist it.
That was right. It could no longer twist it!
Its little hands of reinforced concrete gripped SCP-682's neck, but no matter how hard it tried...
It could only turn SCP-682's head a fraction.
SCP-682 looked as though it was struggling too, but its neck remained unbroken.
The viewers stared blankly for a moment. Then they realized SCP-682 must have evolved...
An immunity to conceptual-level neck-snapping.
The realization sent chills down their spines!
How could it not?
This was a conceptual-level neck-snapping ability!
Even Yan, the Holy Left Wing, had died to it without the slightest chance to resist. Yet in just three or four minutes, SCP-682 had...
Evolved an immunity.
The speed of its evolution was terrifying.
As the viewers reeled from SCP-682's horrifying ability to evolve...
The footage that followed...
Left their minds blank. They stood frozen, unable to speak for a long while.
SCP-682, the Hard-to-Destroy Reptile, Descends upon the Mutated Dragon Ball Universe: The Killing Begins
(Third update: a long, 5,000-word chapter. Please subscribe. Just as I started writing about Dragon Ball, Akira Toriyama passed away. I'm writing a heavily altered version of Dragon Ball, too, so I feel a little guilty. Rest in peace, sir.)
In the livestream, SCP-682 remained locked in a stalemate with SCP-173 Little Peanut for a while. Then, to the viewers' horror, eyeballs began growing from one part of its body after another.
Some of the eyes even had thick, transparent, shield-like shells covering them. The moment they appeared, they fixed their gaze firmly on SCP-173 Little Peanut.
Caught in their direct line of sight, SCP-173 Little Peanut lost the ability to move.
The viewers felt chills run down their spines. Now they understood what the records meant by "infinite evolution."
They had thought "infinite evolution" meant SCP-682 could develop immunity in response to injuries it suffered.
But they had never imagined...
That SCP-682's "infinite evolution" let it not only develop immunity to harm, but evolve on its own.
Combined with its immortality and indestructibility, that ability gave SCP-682 limitless potential. Left unchecked, it could grow to an unimaginable level in a very short time.
SCP-682 truly deserved its Keter classification!
It was terrifying!
[Ōnoki: I wonder if my Dust Release: Detachment of the Primitive World could kill SCP-682. If even that can't kill it...]
[Then it's far too terrifying. If SCP-682 ever appeared in our Ninja World...]
[It could probably destroy our Ninja World in a matter of days.]
[Pain: @Ōnoki, stop dreaming. I admit your Dust Release: Detachment of the Primitive World is powerful. But it can't even kill someone brought back by Impure World Reincarnation.]
[And you think it could destroy SCP-682?]
[I think sealing it is our best option.]