Gotham: I Kill the Joker, Superman Takes the Blame
Chapter 188

Tentacles were meant for the grill

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The concept of gray-white is erased by light.

It was smeared solidly on Chu Men's chest and forehead.

A second passed.

Two seconds passed.

Chu Men not only didn't forget his own name.

Instead, he raised his left hand, picked at his ear with his little finger, and blew the dust off his fingernail.

Erasure of my memories? Make me forget who I am?

Chu Men stared at the massive, dark mountain of flesh before him, and sneered as if he were looking at a fool.

"In my past life, I memorized over three hundred pages of labor law articles and civil service exam questions; my memory is excellent."

"You want to brainwash me? Did you ask my system for permission?"

Boom...!!

Chu Men's [Absolute Anchoring] suddenly erupted!

A thick, dark golden pillar of law light that spans the past, present, and future.

Truman shot up from the top of his Chu Men and casually swept his hand backward.

It slapped directly onto the foreheads of Lucifer, Michael, and Constantine.

Snap! Snap! Snap!

The three guys who were about to lose their memories were jolted.

The erased name and memories were instantly and forcibly welded onto the timeline, and he immediately regained consciousness!

"Holy crap! That scared the hell out of me! I almost forgot what color my underwear was!"

Constantine plopped down on the ground, rubbing his head and panting heavily.

Meanwhile, the Lord of the Void opposite him had its millions of compound eyes contract violently at the same time, emitting an incredible mental tremor.

"Impossible!! Why can't your timeline move?! Why can't my nothingness erase your karma?!"

"Because you refuse to pay protection money and dare to cause mental pollution on my turf."

Chu Men shoved the Creation Holy Spirit Lamp into Clark's hand and took a slow step forward.

He looked up, examining the colossal intergalactic object before him, composed of tens of thousands of star-ring tentacles and indescribable chunks of flesh, and stroked his chin.

"You all like people who look weird and indescribable, right?"

"Looking at too much of this not only lowers your SAN value, but also affects your appetite."

Chu Men narrowed his pure black eyes, pointed his right index finger at the Primordial Old One in front of him, and pointed it in mid-air!

"What kind of Lord of the Void the Ineffable' is this? Your outfit makes you look like a wild giant squid just pulled from the deep sea!"

Rumble rumble rumble...!!!!

Chu Men's statement carries a strong flavor of a night market barbecue stall.

Just like the supreme iron law issued by the creator god, it smashed into the very core of the Lord of the Void!

"Roar?! What nonsense are you spouting?! I am the primordial nothingness, I am formless and without shape..."

The Lord of the Void's roar hadn't even finished before it turned into a terrified scream!

Snap! Pfft--!

Under the dumbfounded gazes of Lucifer, Michael, and Constantine.

The gray-white mist surrounding the Lord of the Void represents "unseen, incomprehensible, and conceptual assimilation."

It was forcibly torn to shreds by an overwhelmingly domineering and idealistic will!

His tens of thousands of illusory tentacles, formed from collapsed star rings.

Within half a second, it was rapidly filled with high-protein white muscle tissue, and round octopus suckers grew on its surface!

That indescribable, pitch-black mountain of flesh even had a layer of slippery, purplish-red squid skin growing out of it.

Millions of terrifying compound eyes degenerated and merged amidst a series of crackling sounds.

All that's left are two dead fish eyes, each the size of a basketball court, radiating a clear, foolish aura!

In just three seconds!

The Primordial Cthulhu Conceptual Old God who ruled the Sea of Nothingness for billions of years and whose existence even God had to build a wall to defend against.

Chu Men's single sentence abruptly transformed it from a "higher-dimensional, indescribable concept."

It was forcibly downgraded and altered into a giant squid with a body length of over 100,000 kilometers, and a plump and bouncy texture!

A strong, salty smell of seawater instantly replaced the deathly silence.

The giant squid frantically thrashed its tens of thousands of large, fleshy tentacles in the Sea of Nothingness.

Screaming with a voice filled with Despair.

"Where is my original nothingness?! Why has my body turned into protein and fat?!"

"What kind of evil law is this?!"

"Higher protein content is good; it makes them chewier when baked."

Chu Men licked his lips and stood in mid-air with his hands on his hips.

Two dazzling platinum divine flames suddenly shone in his eyes!

"Clark, grab two pieces of stellar debris from over there to use as a makeshift substitute!"

"Let's have an open-air teppanyaki feast in the Sea of Nothingness today!"

"Yes, Master!"

Clark flashed and grabbed two pieces of blazing star core debris, each a thousand miles in diameter, directly from the outer edge of the Source Wall.

It was placed under the giant squid.

Then, Chu Men's eyes widened!

The two beams of platinum light merged into one in front of Chu Men's brow, transforming into a platinum fire blade that was hundreds of miles wide and had a temperature of hundreds of millions of degrees, which swept across the eight hundred giant tentacles surrounding the giant squid!

Sizzle sizzle sizzle...!!

There was no roar of collisions, only the enticing sizzling sound of oil being instantly released at high temperatures!

"Aaaaaahh ...

The Lord of the Void's shrill screams echoed throughout half of the Multiverse.

But under Chu Men's precise control of the heat...

The eight hundred long, ten-thousand-mile-long squid tentacles quickly curled and turned yellowish-brown, with golden oil bubbles appearing on their surface.

An extremely strong aroma of grilled squid.

Following the gaping Source Wall, they drifted back to Gotham City on Earth!

Chu Men withdrew his Heat Vision, reached out his right hand, and used his Bio-electric Field to grab a piece of roasted meat that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

The tentacle, still dripping oil, snapped in two with a snap.

He casually tossed it to Clark and Lucifer behind him.

"Try it, it's pure, natural, and pollution-free ancient divine whiskers. You don't even need to add cumin; it has its own natural salty flavor."

Lucifer frantically caught the piece of grilled squid tentacles that was thicker than a mountain range.

Looking at the ancient god's Divine Power still pulsating above, he swallowed hard and took a big bite.

Boom!

The pure, ancient essence melts along with the grilled meat.

A sixth fleshy bud immediately sprouted from the five wings on Lucifer's back!

"Mmm!! It smells so good! Thank you for the treat, Master!"

Lucifer was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes, and he hugged the tentacle and began to devour it.

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