I Became a Spirit in Date A Live, but I Refuse to Go on Dates

Seeing Lingmeng agree, Ai looked delighted.

"Then I'm counting on you. Tell Itsuka this: 'When you come to school tomorrow, you'd better prepare yourself~

My father is an officer in a black magic society. He can help me cast a curse that takes a year off your life every time a girl touches you~'"

"I have something to tell Itsuka too."

This time, Mai spoke up.

"If Tohka comes crying to us tomorrow because you stood her up, I suggest you wash your ass beforehand.

My mother is an SM Queen. She can train you until you're crying and thanking her at the same time~"

"Me too!"

Mii spoke last.

"You'd better watch your back from now on. My uncle works as an assassin overseas. I can use the birthday present he gave me, the Buy-One-Kill-One Scroll~"

"Uh... you only need to kill Shido, right? What's the point of using that scroll?"

"Then I'll kill Tonamachi too and bury him with Itsuka. They seem pretty close anyway."

"Haha... is that so?"

Faced with three girls whose family backgrounds were anything but ordinary, Lingmeng couldn't keep the corners of her mouth from twitching.

"Whoa... why did I suddenly get a chill down my spine...?"

Meanwhile, Tonamachi, who was at home playing a dating sim, suddenly felt a shiver run through him.

"Hm...!?"

As if she'd discovered something even more surprising than the girls' family backgrounds, Lingmeng widened her eyes and pointed at Mii.

"So you can speak normally, Mii!?"

"Yeah! Now that you mention it, Lingmeng, she really can!"

"I thought the only thing you could say was 'Maji hiku wa'!"

Ai and Mai immediately chimed in. Apparently, this was their first time hearing Mii speak normally too.

"Huh? None of you knew? I thought you all did."

Mii tilted her