"I was only worried Little Jing would get bored eavesdropping outside all by himself. If you're worried about me, come in."
"Who's worried about you? I'm afraid you have improper designs on Little Eight!"
"I say, you two..." Faced with the pair before her,
loving and fighting each other,
Zhu Bafu tried to get a word in...
"Oh? Is that so... I do have improper designs. The more I look at Little Eight, the more adorable she gets. So small and soft. With someone this cute, even if she were a boy, I could still bestow my favor on her."
"Who gave you permission to call her Little Eight?"
Fine. Clearly, trying to get a word in was useless. Neither of them paid her any attention. One had obviously felt guilty for speaking too harshly and sent her in to comfort that poor, pitiful fellow, while he crouched outside the door drawing circles. The other knew perfectly well someone was listening outside and deliberately said suggestive things just to rile him up... Young Master, Your Majesty... she didn't care if they loved and fought each other, but couldn't they see that fooling around like this would break her?
"I say, Young Master, Your Majesty..."
"I've already decided to make Pig Kid my brother-in-law. From now on, she and I will be family, much closer than you!"
"Hmph! Who cares? Close relatives can't marry anyway."
"...You want to marry her?"
"What? Can't I?"
"Then I could turn my brother-in-law into that sort of person?"
"...Enough, both of you!" Honestly! Did they have any respect for the wishes of the person involved? Did they think her identity as a proper man was just for show? Discussing marrying her so brazenly right in front of her! "Your Majesty, Young Master, please listen carefully