"Nonsense. My buddy Bruce is a generous philanthropist, known far and wide as Wayne the benefactor—"
"Enough. Hurry up and hand out the presents," Batman urged. Seeing Roland pull out even Lucifer's mother made him wonder whether his own mother might—
At that thought, Batman grew incredibly excited.
"All right, let me try—" Roland rummaged in the pocket. Batman held his breath, staring unblinkingly at the pocket in Roland's hand.
"Uh—" Something felt a little strange to Roland. He pulled his hand out, and an enormous creature emerged from the tiny pocket.
A beast eighteen meters long, with a sail on its back, appeared in the Church's Main Hall.
Spinosaurus, the longest carnivorous theropod dinosaur, was the undisputed king of the rivers and the largest known semiaquatic carnivorous dinosaur. Its broad tail, highly adapted for swimming, was one of its defining features.
"Wait, you like these?" Roland looked up. "Well, it does look pretty cool."
"...I do like dinosaurs," Batman said, sounding a little disappointed.
"Don't be upset. A dinosaur's pretty good too." Roland patted the Spinosaurus's foot. "Look how cool it is."
"All right. Thank you for the Christmas present." Batman took out his phone. "Hello, Alfred? I want to keep a Spinosaurus—yes, exactly the kind you're thinking of. It's eighteen meters long. Find me somewhere to put it."
The Spinosaurus looked around. The surroundings made it deeply uncomfortable, and it wanted to swing its claws, but a single look from Batman left it unable to move.
"Ha!" The Spinosaurus roared. Batman immediately leaped up and slapped it across the face, making it fall silent and obediently lie down.
"Why does this Spinosaurus sound so strange?" Batman was puzzled. Paleontologists had yet to reach a conclusion on what Spinosaurus sounded like, but that noise didn't seem right no matter