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"Where did this guy go?" Gordon searched everywhere for Victor Zsasz, but couldn't find him.

"Sheriff, I've found a witness!" an officer shouted as he ran toward Gordon.

"Oh? Where is the witness?"

"He's over here, but he's too old and has trouble walking, so we'll have to go over there."

"Okay, let's go." Gordon followed the officers without saying a word and found the eyewitness.

"That's him. The old man said he's seen Victor Zsasz."

"I saw a very strange young man that day, but I don't know if it was the Victor Zsasz you were talking about," said an old man with white hair and tattered clothes.

"What was the person you saw like?" Commissioner Gordon asked.

He looked very thin, had no hair on his head, and had what appeared to be a scar like the number "40" etched on his arm.

"... Then it must be him. Where did you see him?"

"It's in that direction, I remember there were a lot of homeless children living there..."

"Oh no, the children are in danger!" Upon hearing about the Homeless Children, Commissioner Gordon's heart skipped a beat. He quickly checked with the old man for any other details and then immediately ran in the direction the old man was pointing.

Then he saw an abandoned Church, with several children piling bricks at the entrance.

"... Oh no, Victor Zsasz is in danger." Commissioner Gordon sighed, told the officers to search elsewhere, and went into the Church himself.

"Oh no, the cops are here!" A group of kids saw Commissioner Gordon and quickly ran to find Roland.

"Why are you all so nervous when the Police are here?" Roland asked, somewhat puzzled.

"They might be here to collect Protection Money from us."

"Yes, they're no good."

"Boss, why don't you hide the money first?"

A group of underlings started talking all at once.

"... I'll go take a look." Roland went out wearing his ceremonial robes and saw Commissioner Gordon looking speechless.

"Let me clarify beforehand, children speak without thinking, and whatever they say has nothing to do with me," Roland coughed. "I didn't teach them any of this."

"Alright, you don't need to explain. It's just that some Police are really corrupt; their attitude is understandable." Commissioner Gordon. "By the way, I'm looking for Victor Zsasz. He should be here with you, right?"

"Here, here..." Roland's tone was somewhat hesitant.

"What happened?" Commissioner Gordon asked quickly.

"But the ones here aren't alive..." Roland stammered.

"You..." Commissioner Gordon felt a headache coming on. "While I'll allow you to skirt the law out of a desire to bring criminals to justice, we can't break it. Otherwise, what's the difference between us and criminals?"

"Um, let me explain, I didn't kill him."

"Oh?" Gordon breathed a sigh of relief. "What happened?"

"His death was... a suicide," Roland explained. "There were eyewitnesses."

"Then can you take me to see his body?"

"Of course, it's possible, but it might be a bit bloody," Roland cautioned. "You'd better be prepared."

"Didn't he commit suicide? How bloody could the scene have been?" Commissioner Gordon asked, puzzled.

"You'll see when you come over..." Roland led Commissioner Gordon down to the basement.

"I have a question. What is the purpose of your Church digging a basement here?" Commissioner Gordon asked suspiciously.

"How would I know? I didn't build the Church," Roland shook his head. "Maybe the Priest used to Church there had some peculiar hobby."

"... Okay." Commissioner Gordon's lips twitched as he walked into the basement, where he was immediately hit by a strong smell of blood.

Victor Zsasz died a gruesome death, his body covered in lacerations, with a gaping hole in his chest and abdomen, his internal organs spilling out of his body, as if a Xenomorph had just crawled out of him.

"Say it again, he committed suicide?" Commissioner Gordon's Pupil trembled.

"Doctor Hugo, you are an eyewitness. Prove to me that he committed suicide," Roland said to Doctor Hugo was locked in the basement.

"There's someone else here?" Commissioner Gordon was taken aback. "Professor Hugo? What's he doing here?"

"Um, let me testify. I saw it with my own eyes. Victor Zsasz committed suicide."

How could suicide possibly involve such a scene?

"Victor Zsasz started scratching himself frantically, and he scratched himself to death," Professor Hugo said. "I saw it with my own eyes."

Gordon's expression was complicated. He looked at Roland and asked, "You even bribed Professor Hugo?"

"... Do you think that's possible?"

Half an hour later, Commissioner Gordon finally accepted the fact that Victor Zsasz had committed suicide.

"This is troublesome. Even if I write this cause of death in the report, no one will believe it..." Commissioner Gordon had a headache.

"I have a suggestion for you," Roland said. "Victor Zsasz broke out of prison, strapped himself with explosives, and took hostages. Commissioner Gordon remained calm and rescued the hostages. In desperation, Victor Zsasz detonated the explosives and died a violent death. What do you think of this? I can find the hostages and witnesses on the spot; they're all minors, and they can cry on cue. I guarantee I can have the entire jury under my thumb."

Commissioner Gordon was speechless. "Are you serious?"

"Of course, I only play for real." Roland patted Commissioner Gordon on the shoulder. "To achieve extraordinary things, you have to use extraordinary methods."

Not long after, Thomas, the editor-in-chief of the Gotham City Topics Newspaper, received a phone call and quickly went out.

Gotham City Topics is a small newspaper published weekly in Gotham City, available on Friday. The newspaper is short, with only 16 pages.

However, the newspaper was of very high quality and had a significant impact in Gotham City.

In particular, its weekly front-page headlines, often featuring exclusive news, are very popular with Gotham City.

Thomas left the newspaper office, got in his car, and soon arrived at the Abandoned Church. He shook hands with Roland. "Father Roland, what brings you here this time?"

"Oh, I have some exclusive news here, come and take a look." Roland led President Thomas to the back of the Church, where there lay a bombed corpse, but the general shape could still be discerned from the head.

"This is..."

"This is serial killer Victor Zsasz, you should have heard of him, right?"

"Hiss..." President Thomas nodded in shock. Of course he had heard of the name. He had originally planned to have a front-page interview with a psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum about Victor Zsasz... but now it seemed he had better material.

"This is the scene of his death, and he's going to see the medical examiner next, you know what I mean?"

"Father Roland, you are truly my dearest friend!" President Thomas quickly took a picture of Victor Zsasz's body.

"Don't rush me, I still have to tell you the story of how Commissioner Gordon bravely rescued two poor children from Zsasz's clutches..."