Lucky with the Ladies?

"It's okay, ma'am, could you please take your hand away? I can't get up." Su Ming had almost recovered. Although his body was still a little numb, getting up was no problem.

Upon hearing this, Ye Lingling withdrew her hand and helped Su Ming to his feet.

"Child, where are your parents? What happened to your injuries?"

Hearing Ye Lingling questioning, Su Ming casually brushed it off. "I'm an orphan, the injury was accidental, it's nothing serious."

"You're injured like this, how can you say you're fine? Child, you must have suffered a lot, right? It's alright, come with me, I'll take you to the orphanage."

Ye Lingling peeked out from behind Ye Lingling, curiously examining Su Ming.

As the two men stared at him, Su Ming's eyes twitched. He had no desire to go to some damn orphanage. Although they meant well, who was he? He was Su Ming! How could he possibly submit to someone else?

Without giving Ye Lingling and Ye Lingling a chance to react, Su Ming turned into a wisp of breeze and ran away. Although Ye Lingling was very beautiful, and Ye Lingling could tell that she would be a beauty in the future, the idea of the small head controlling the big head was fine in the Simulation, but in reality, it was better to develop stealthily.

After Su Ming fled, the mother and daughter were left alone in the alley, questioning their existence.

"Phew--It should be safe now, right? This is truly speechless. Second brother, it's just a woman, you act like you've never seen one before." Su Ming was extremely disappointed in his second brother, who had almost lost control just now.

After casually cursing a few times, Su Ming glanced around and, without realizing it, found himself on a street.

"Damn it, what's going on today?" Looking at the Dugu Residence not far away, Su Ming cursed under his breath. He had to run away again.

This time, Su Ming was more shrewd in his escape, specifically choosing a grove of trees to land in.

"Is it safe now? If we still run into each other, then there's really nothing we can do." Su Ming was walking in the woods when he ran into Liu Erlong, who was practicing her boxing there.

Looking at the other person's face, Su Ming was stunned for a moment, then realized who it was. His vision went black, and he almost fainted. He wondered if he was just having a run of bad luck with women today? Why were there women everywhere he went?

Liu Erlong frowned, looking at Su Ming with confusion as to why he had come to the grove behind the Blue Tyrant Academy. They should be in class at this hour.

"Hey kid, which class are you in? Skipping class at this hour and not even wearing your school uniform? You've got some nerve!" Liu Erlong crossed his arms, making his already not-so-impressive chest appear even larger.

Seeing this, Su Ming took a few steps back, ready to run away for the fourth time, but this time, fate played a joke on him.

Let's go? Why can't I leave? Holy crap! Why am I being suppressed again?! The Plane Will of the Malaysian Ringgit! Are you trying to mess with me like this?! Fine, take it!

"Hey kid, I'm asking you a question, and you dare not answer me? Do you want to get punched by me, or do you think I'm easy to talk to?" Liu Erlong slowly stepped forward, looking down at Su Ming about 1.4 meters tall.

Su Ming felt like he was about to die and didn't know what to say. "Uh, well, oh right, I haven't taken in my laundry yet, I'll be going now."

"What are you babbling about? I told you to leave, so you're going to leave?" Liu Erlong grabbed Su Ming by the back of his collar and lifted him up.

Su Ming felt like he was dying. Should he run away? Run away! Why was the world targeting him like this? It wasn't like he couldn't live without women; if he lost women, he still had men.

"Would you believe me if I said I didn't come here on purpose?" Su Ming said in a conciliatory manner, then shrugged helplessly.

Liu Erlong's face showed a hint of disgust. "See if I believe you or not, you're all black and grimy. Did you roll around in the stove or something? Wash yourself clean."

As Liu Erlong spoke, he threw Su Ming in a certain direction.

Su Ming, who was thrown out, wanted to curse, but he couldn't blend into the wind. He was at best a fragile mage, the kind who would be finished as soon as the enemy got close.

It's true that his body has reached the Divine Level, but after being bombarded by the Heavenly Tribulation, Su Ming's divine body is still in the process of self-repair. It will take several weeks to fully recover.

What was previously restored specifically refers to Su Ming's elemental body, not his true physical body.

Having fallen into a pond filled with lotus flowers, Su Ming slowly floated to the surface. He was speechless with frustration. "This absurd world, I just want it to be destroyed sooner rather than later."

Before Su Ming could even calm down, Liu Erlong took a rope and twirled it like a lassoing a horse, then lassoed it towards Su Ming.

The rope loop was precisely passed through Su Ming's head and around his neck. Then, with a sudden pull from Liu Erlong, Su Ming almost thought the hanged ghost had come back to life.

"Cough cough cough--Couldn't you have been a little gentler? I'm still a child, can't you tell?" Su Ming, now clean, glared at Liu Erlong with resentment.

"What are you yelling about, you little brat? I'm the dean of the Blue Tyrant Academy. As a student of the Blue Tyrant Academy, you have no self-discipline. Skipping class and daring to come to the grove? You've got some nerve. If I weren't in a good mood today, would you still be standing here talking to me?"

"What's wrong with you, you tiger woman? Can't you even recognize your own students? I'm not even a student here!" Su Ming's words carried a hint of despair as he removed the rope that was choking him and threw it at Liu Erlong.

Liu Erlong caught it and carefully examined Su Ming: "I don't think I've ever seen you before? Are there any green-haired guys in the academy?"

"This is cyan! Not green! Are you blind? Go ahead and pluck it out and donate it to someone else!" Su Ming cursed. He couldn't curse the Plane Will of the plane, so he could only vent his pent-up anger on Liu Erlong.

Liu Erlong frowned. "Little brat, putting aside whether you're a student of our academy or not, you've got some nerve! You actually dared to insult a Soul Saint."

With a clenched fist, Su Ming instantly seized Liu Erlong's lifeline, causing her to float uncontrollably into the air.

"You really dare to be so arrogant! I gave you a little encouragement, and you think you're the boss. You dare to act like a boss in front of me? Are you lovesick or do you want to die?" Su Ming stretched his body. The feeling of exhaustion earlier was really unpleasant, but now he had recovered almost completely and could finally breathe a sigh of relief.

"Senior, no, Your Majesty, I know I was wrong. I offended you just now. Whatever compensation you need, I can give you." Liu Erlong felt as if her heart was being squeezed. She was covered in sweat and realized that she had provoked someone she shouldn't have.

Su Ming stretched his body, looking at Liu Erlong in mid-air with a half-smile.