"Damn it, the furious Five Freaks of Cihang are bringing their underlings to hunt me down? And I get to pick five people to protect me."
"Let's see. If I wanted the most braindead carry team, I'd pick the Savior, Zhuge Liang, Thunder Time King, Great Rage Zhao Yun, and Jia Xu."
"But that's how a loser thinks."
"I'll show you peak mechanics and pick the Jujutsu Sorcerer with his feet glued to the floor, level-one civilian Xia Mei, Red Giant who goes missing whenever things turn against him, Scarface the suicide truck, and Baomu, whose rating is 'utter crap.'"
"To avoid any misunderstandings, let me make this clear up front: Five Freaks of Cihang, you're the Challengers!"
The instant he hit send.
████ had been lying on his side in bed, reading the novel "Cihang City," with one foot resting on the other and his phone still charging. Suddenly, a white light flashed, and he vanished.
"Handsome, you don't look so good. You'd better find somewhere to shelter before it rains."
████ raised his head and looked at the tall, stunning mature beauty before him. He couldn't help licking his lips. "Wow, so this is the Landlady? That height, that figure—she's practically Hachishaku-sama."
Naturally, the shop behind the Landlady was the Happiness Internet Cafe, a must-visit attraction in Cihang City.
I wonder if She Qingqing's in there.
I've got to see just how big they really are.
████ looked around. Beside him, in order, stood a handsome blindfolded man with white hair, a beautiful girl with plump legs, a burly man covered in muscle, a Mage in robes, and a short man with a neck full of necklaces and bulging pockets.
Looks like everyone's here.
Time to show off my mechanics and execution.
████ was just about to lay