Volume One: Days in the Shantytown - A Fairy Watches Porn (Part Two)

"What did you say?!"

Ling Xiaose's keen eye caught the veins writhing like earthworms across Luo Qian's forehead, then his bulging eyes. Fortunately, he had expected this. From the moment Ling Xiaose entered, he had not moved from his spot. Why? Because it offered the best route for a strategic retreat.

"Heh, Brother Luo, I can't help it. She's a Fifth Rank Immortal. How could either of us afford to cross her? Just give in to her..." Before Ling Xiaose could finish, he flicked out a signal. His figure blurred, and he left Luo Qian with a display of Ethereal Immortal Steps!

"Get back here!" Luo Qian roared. He lunged forward, only to collide with a sheet of white light. Its overwhelming force knocked him head over heels, and he rolled back like a gourd. Cursing, Luo Qian straightened his brand-new outfit, worth a thousand standard Immortal Jade, and snarled, "I really have to cultivate properly from now on..." He had no idea how many times he had muttered that already.

The white light shimmered. Luo Qian could have figured it out with his heels: who but the legendary Fifth Rank Immortal could conjure a barrier this powerful?

A young woman stepped out of the white light, and Luo Qian let out a wail. No, a demon girl! She even had two horns on her head... Oh. He had mistaken her two braids for horns. Luo Qian breathed a sigh of relief. I knew it. Ling Xiaose's family are purebred Immortals, after all. How could a creature from the Demon Realm turn up here?

The young woman wore flowing, spring-green sleeves. Her eyes sparkled with life, and their dark pupils had not stopped moving since she came in. She looked all around before finally fixing her gaze on Luo Qian. "Hey, you're Luo Qian?" She was young, yet insisted on acting mature. Hands clasped behind her back, she put on a pompous, old-fashioned air as she questioned him.

Luo Qian shook his head. "If I said you had the wrong person, would you leave?" The girl bristled. "Of course not! Do you think I'm an idiot?" Luo Qian spread his hands. "See? You're not an idiot, but you asked an idiotic question." "You!" Furious, the girl sent a plume of Azure Flame soaring up. Luo Qian jumped. Good heavens! That's a genuine Fifth Rank Immortal's Body-Protecting Treasure Flame, not some Immortal Artifact trick meant to scare people!

"Wait!" Luo Qian secretly wiped away sweat. No wonder even Ling Xiaose feared her. This little girl settled scores with alarming enthusiasm; one wrong word and she resorted to force. "Wait!" he called. "Didn't you want to join us?"

The girl's eyes lit up. "Of course! You agree?" Her large eyes glittered with life. Luo Qian could not help taking a closer look. Her innocent face gave no hint that she could be such a little demon. Beneath her loose, flowing sleeves, her figure curved in all the right places, leaving little to be desired. A slender waist, enticing hips, and a remarkably full bust—none of it looked like it belonged to a girl her age.

Good heavens. An angel's face and a devil's figure! Luo Qian sighed inwardly. What a waste of a lovely appearance on such a violent temper. He shook his head without thinking, and the girl flew into a rage. "You don't agree?" Luo Qian's face turned green—lit by the Azure Flame. "Wait again!" What could he do? His opponent was a Fifth Rank Immortal with the heart of a demon!

"Here's the thing. I don't take on partners, but... I can let you work for me." Inspiration struck Luo Qian, and he was rather pleased with how quickly he had thought of it.

"Work for you?" The girl curled her pale hand through the air and clenched her fist. The terrifying Treasure Flame gathered in her palm and vanished.

"What does working for you mean?" she asked. "It means I hire you. You don't have to pay a thing, and you get to work here." Why did Luo Qian feel like a big bad wolf?

The girl, whose only thought was having fun, saw nothing wrong with that. She bounced with delight. "That's wonderful! I misjudged you. You're a good person." Ah, being called a good person was worth nothing these days.

Luo Qian's eyes darted. He beckoned to her. "Come with me." He led her to the company's front desk. "This will be your post from now on. You must remember the Luo Trading Company's staff code: love your work and devote yourself to it; obey your superiors; act in harmony; respect and care for one another. Contribute to society, strive to improve yourself, and be a Luo Company Staff member loyal to the business!"

The little girl was utterly bamboozled. She nodded blankly. "All right, fine..." Luo Qian left her there. "Good. Get to work." As he walked away, he recalled a wish he had made months ago: That's right. There'll be bread, and there'll be a hot girl too. Sure enough, he had got everything.

"Hey..." The girl finally came to her senses. "Um, what exactly is my job?" Luo Qian smacked his forehead. "Ha, look at my memory. Your job is to stand here. If any clients come looking for me, show them in. If anyone comes to make trouble, show them out." That saved him hiring a guard, too.

The girl's expression changed. "That sounds boring. I quit!" Luo Qian said, "How could it be boring? Think about it: our clients come from every corner of the world. Meeting them alone will be a tremendous challenge. Besides, plenty of people envy our business. You like fighting, don't you? Here you can fight to your heart's content without worrying about anyone running to your ancestor to complain."

Sure enough, the girl's eyes lit up. That last part held enormous appeal for her. Luo Qian shook his head inwardly. A female this violent might be easy to mate with, but finding her a lasting match would be another matter.

By force, if need be. She was a Fifth Rank Immortal, after all.

The sordid thought circled his mind, then Luo Qian suddenly grinned. He was no longer the lone commander of Luo Trading House. He had two beautiful employees, neither of whom cost him a thing. As capitalists went, he was practically an epoch-making pioneer.

Thinking of his two beautiful employees, Luo Qian could not resist comparing the girl outside with Pei Sefei downstairs. Pei Sefei was a sprite; the girl had the temperament of a mischievous child. They were equally lovely, and as for their figures... they were probably evenly matched there too. He had never examined Pei Sefei's figure closely, but anyone who could be a cover girl was bound to give magazine buyers their money's worth.

Luo Qian drifted into a lewd daydream. He might not be able to do anything, but thinking about it was no crime.

"Ah!" A cry rang out outside, followed by a rumble, a burst of light, and a tremendous crash that shook the cave residence! Luo Qian was aghast. If the Toad Mountain cave residence collapsed, getting out with his abilities would take some doing. He absolutely had to cultivate properly! He had lost count of how many times he had reached that realization lately...

"Old Luo..." Du Lengning's miserable voice came from outside. Luo Qian hurried out and saw the girl gripping someone by the neck. She held him like an eagle clutching a chick. Though she was small, the man hung limp in her grasp!

Who else could it be but Du Lengning?

"Let him go!" Luo Qian roared. The girl was surprisingly obedient to her new boss. She gave a soft snort and tossed Du Lengning aside. "With skills that paltry, you dared barge into the Toad Mountain cave residence!"

Poor Du Lengning had only just recovered from his injuries, and now the girl had struck him. Judging by his labored breathing, he had not taken it well. Luo Qian quickly helped him up and gave him a Jade Water Pill, then said to the girl with displeasure, "He's one of us. Why do you attack people without finding out who they are?" The girl glanced at Du Lengning. "He walked in without saying a word."

Luo Qian gave a helpless, bitter smile. Du Lengning had been captured in a single move and knew the girl's strength was unfathomable. "Old Luo, who is she?" he asked. "Our new receptionist. Her name is... Oh, right. What's your name?"

"Li Feier."

"Old Luo, where did you find a fighter this formidable?" Despite having been beaten up, Du Lengning seemed not the least bit upset. If anything, he was excited. Luo Qian smiled bitterly. "It's that troublemaker Ling Xiaose's doing..." He told Du Lengning what had happened. Du Lengning stared blankly for a long while, then doubled over laughing!

"That's enough!" Luo Qian snapped. "Are you done laughing? Help me figure out what to do with... Li Feier." Du Lengning said, "What is there to figure out? Haven't you already settled her in?" "You really expect her to keep working here?" Du Lengning spread his hands. "Fine. Go tell her she's fired. I guarantee that if you say it today, you'll be lying in an Immortal Apprehension Office cell tomorrow."

"That's exactly what I'm worried about," Luo Qian said dejectedly. "That's why I'm asking you." Du Lengning said, "What's wrong with having a bodyguard? You're a Tribulation Immortal. You need someone to protect you. Even without her, I was planning to hire you a bodyguard once business picked up. Now we've saved a fortune in Immortal Jade. The going rate for a Fifth Rank Immortal bodyguard in the Immortal Realm is five High-Grade Immortal Jade a day!" Young Master Du clapped his hands cheerfully.

"You really are Du Zhongping's son!" Luo Qian snapped.

Du Lengning stole a glance outside and swallowed. "Besides, when she isn't attacking anyone, she looks rather delicious..." "Where did you learn such a revolting way to describe someone?"

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