Spanking Xuan Zi Was a Slap in Shrek's Face!

Pull down Xuan Zi's pants and spank him in front of everyone across the entire Douluo Plane?

At the Battle Saint Ape's words, the expressions of everyone from Shrek Academy turned strange.

This Soul Beast powerhouse seemed to have come from the Phoenix God Continent. His strength was terrifying beyond belief: a single strike of his staff had defeated Xuan Zi, a Super Douluo.

But wasn't this way of dealing with someone a little too low?

If Xuan Zi was viciously spanked before every viewer watching the Sky Screen, Shrek Academy's vaunted ten thousand years of glory would be finished.

The Battle Saint Ape wasn't striking Xuan Zi's backside. He was striking Shrek Academy's face!

The problem was that even Xuan Zi, head of Shrek Academy's Inspection Corps, had been defeated in a single exchange.

Who else there dared stop him?

Meanwhile, plenty of people watching the Sky Screen were eager for the spectacle to grow and were cheering the Battle Saint Ape on.

[Jing Hongchen: I never thought I'd have the good fortune to see a Super Douluo's... backside today. What a delight!]

[Du Busi: That's the spirit, Xuan Zi! Keep your chin up. Don't embarrass yourself!]

[Zhang Peng: Xuan Zi really does eat chicken legs every day. Once he was hoisted up, his calves flapped even faster than a chicken's.]

Those on the Phoenix God Continent felt even more vindicated when they saw the old bastard who had blasphemed against the Phoenix God being dealt with by Lord Battle Saint Ape.

[Fourth Worship of the Worship Hall · Light Feather Douluo: Lord Saint Ape is mighty! A madman who dares blaspheme against the Phoenix God must be taught a harsh lesson.]

[Spirit Hall Elder · Ghost Shadow: The Phoenix God's divine might cannot be defied. Even those far away must be struck down!]

[Grand Marshal of the Army · Feng Jiuxiao: The Phoenix God Ancestor's divine might shakes the world. When the empire's heavenly troops arrive, they will flatten Shrek City!]

The Battle Saint Ape shook his two monkey paws and chuckled, then plucked three hairs from his body.

With a gentle puff, the three hairs became three little monkeys, each holding a staff as thick as a thigh.

"Little ones, give him a good beating!"

The Battle Saint Ape pointed, and the three little monkeys sprang left and right toward Xuan Zi, eager to obey.

"No! Please, no..."

Xuan Zi struggled with all his might and pleaded with the three little monkeys.

The three little monkeys looked at one another and began to discuss it.

"He said no. What do we do?"

"Doesn't that book by Master Yu in Spirit City say that when a man says no, he means yes?"

"Makes sense. No need to hold back, then!"

With the discussion over, the little monkey in front reached out and yanked down Xuan Zi's pants.

Every viewer watching the Sky Screen stared in disbelief.

Titled Douluo might be everywhere on the Phoenix God Continent, but no one had ever had the chance to see a distinguished Level 98 Super Douluo display his...

That went double for the country bumpkins of the Douluo Continent and Sun Moon Continent.

At the sight, some court officials in the palaces of the great empires were even moved to compose poetry.

Xuan Zi watched line after line of elegant verse float across the Sky Screen, then felt the chill against his exposed backside.

Two streams of tears escaped his old eyes.

He would never be able to show his face again...

Then, in the next instant—

Bang! Bang! Bang!

With the Godly Taotie Bull Martial Soul, Xuan Zi's body was as tough as iron and stone. Even an ordinary Titled Douluo striking with all their might would struggle to break through his defenses.

But the thick staffs wielded by the little monkeys the Battle Saint Ape had summoned struck like stamping presses running at full power.

Every blow sent out a surging wave of air. Even Shi Xing, standing atop the city wall, felt his brow twitch as he watched.

He thought to himself that if those staffs struck him,

then unless he defended himself with a Soul Skill, relying on Soul Power alone would leave him badly wounded.

This Soul Beast powerhouse from the Phoenix God Continent had created such terrifying fighters with mere hairs from his body.

What would happen if they encountered the legendary Beast God Di Tian?

Xuan Zi's snow-white backside gradually turned blue and purple, then became bloody and split open.

The powerhouses of the other major factions on the Douluo Continent and Sun Moon Continent stopped watching for amusement. Shock took its place.

Shrek Academy had stood for ten thousand years, yet its Level 98 Super Douluo had been crushed without so much as making a splash?

How would they handle it if this Soul Beast powerhouse came to their doorstep?

How many more mysterious powers did the Phoenix God Continent possess?

They could not answer those questions for now. But one thing was clear: Shrek Academy's vaunted ten thousand years of glory had been trampled into the mud today.

Leaning against the foot of the city wall, the Battle Saint Ape munched on a peach and watched with a smile.

Then his gaze shifted toward Shrek Academy's shattered gates.

An aged, stooped man slowly emerged from the broken walls and rubble.

It was Mu En, the Dragon God Douluo.

Mu En sat down beside the Battle Saint Ape as though they were old acquaintances. He rubbed his aching lower back and spoke.

"Senior, have you come from the Phoenix God Continent?"

"Among Soul Beasts, I have never seen another with such cultivation besides Beast God Di Tian."

The Battle Saint Ape gave Mu En a surprised glance and chuckled.

"Well, well. I never expected to find a few bald eagles in this chicken coop!"

"You human brat have some talent. If not for all those old wounds in your body, you might one day have a chance to become a Quasi-God."

"But that would depend on successfully absorbing that thing. A pity you were too hasty. Did you think dragon energy was so easy to absorb?"

Mu En's eyes flickered. He had not expected this unknown Soul Beast powerhouse to see that he had failed to absorb the Dragon Core.

"Your eyes are keen indeed, Senior."

"But surely you've vented enough by now. Could you release Xuan Zi? I'll take him back and discipline him severely."

"As master of the Sea God Pavilion, I apologize to the Spirit Hall Empire for his blasphemy against the Phoenix God's divine might. Will that suffice?"

The Battle Saint Ape studied Mu En again, then smiled.

"You know when to bend and when to stand firm. So this ramshackle academy of yours does have someone who can get things done."

"A pity the next generation can't measure up. Hand the academy to a bastard like that, and who knows what disaster he'll bring down on it!"

In the next instant, the Battle Saint Ape waved his hand.

The three little monkeys turned back into three golden hairs and returned to his hand.

"The little lass asked me to come loosen this bastard's bones. I reckon they're loose enough now."

The Battle Saint Ape tossed away his peach pit, stretched, and said,

"But though I'm leaving, those coming next won't be as easy to talk to as I am."

"When the time comes, killing people and slaughtering a city will be nothing out of the ordinary."

"Let that bastard heal up properly. Once the army arrives, he's got a second beating waiting for him!"

With that, the Battle Saint Ape turned his hand over, and a cup filled with bright orange drink appeared in it.

"Now for some proper business!"

"Where's the Emperor Auspicious Beast? Little one, your Uncle Saint Ape brought you this Orange Smash!"

"Drink it, then hurry along with me to the Phoenix God Continent!"