Chapter 188

"Oh, this feels right."

So, with a click, Chen Ran took another picture of Wishdale.

Perhaps it was because he had just transformed into a human fountain, guzzling out his entire stockpile of fluids, that the brief period of blissful tranquility had washed away the ultimate comfort, bringing Wishdale back to his senses.

Or perhaps all girls are exceptionally sensitive to being photographed, which is why they snapped out of it so quickly?

Wishdale actually struggled to get up, and the Smurf cover that had been obscuring her eyes slipped down with her movement, getting stuck on the bridge of her nose, revealing half of Wishdale's small eyes.

"You...you dog..." Wishdale seemed to want to say something.

However, the voice was so soft that Chen Ran had to frown in confusion. "Little Wei, what are you saying? Speak louder."

As he spoke, Chen Ran leaned close to Wishdale's little head, straining his ear as if he genuinely wanted to hear clearly.

But when Wishdale opened her little mouth again, just as she uttered the syllable "you"—

Chen Ran leaned in to listen, he simultaneously reached his hand downwards.

Until that 'gurgling' sound echoed in Chen Ran and Wishdale's ears:

"You... you..."

Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

"Ugh... you bastard... stop..."

Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

"I was wrong... I was wrong... I admit defeat..."

Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

"Oh?"

Women are made of water, and that saying is really true.

How many times has this Wishdale blew up already?

Chen Ran withdrew his hand, looking at the almost stringy water droplets on his fingertips, then brought it closer to Wishdale's little mouth.

It looked like Wishdale's brain had been fried; the moment his fingertips touched her lips, she opened her little mouth and licked them.

"Really bad."

At this moment, Chen Ran finally revealed his true nature. He looked at Wishdale with amusement, then turned his head and said, "Miumiu! I know you're here, out cleaning the floor. Oh right, could you also help take this Wishdale to the bathroom?"

Mylnar remained silent, simply hiding in the fish tank, bubbling away.

"Miumiu? Miumiu? What's wrong with you—"

Chen Ran was puzzled, but when he turned his head and saw the halo above Wishdale's head, he suddenly realized.

For example, Kal'tsit and the others will definitely have their empathy turned off, but Mylnar... who knows.

Chen Ran, realizing that he seemed to have discovered some truth, thought for a moment and then reached out and picked up Wishdale.

"Never mind, I'll do it myself." As Chen Ran carried Wishdale toward the bathroom, he didn't forget to call out, "Oh right, Miumiu, remember to change the water in the fish tank after you're done having fun."

Chapter 290 Little Watermelon Hunts for Food Late at Night

Seeing that this scoundrel actually admitted it shamelessly, Xi snorted twice and said nothing more.

Chen Ran thought the Little Watermelon was angry, but when he looked down, he found that Little Watermelon had gone to play on the tablet again.

"Never mind, since you don't have to go to work anyway, Little Watermelon, if you don't play on your phone or computer, it seems like you really have nothing to do."

Furthermore, for some reason, this Little Watermelon feels warm to the touch, almost like a heated bottom cushion.

Moreover, this Little Watermelon has a faint scent of ink, though I don't know where it comes from.

Little Watermelon is currently preoccupied with playing on the computer, which is a boon for Chen Ran, who can hold and play with her as he pleases.

Playing alone didn't seem very interesting, so Chen Ran asked for the umpteenth time, "Little Watermelon, are you hungry?"

Evening. "..."

Upon hearing this, Xi blushed and, for some reason, glared angrily at Chen Ran before continuing to bury herself in her game.

"Little Watermelon."

"I'm not hungry!"

Xi interrupted, "Didn't you say that, you lecherous scoundrel? I am Fairy in the Painting. Don't fairies eat nectar and drink dew? Why would they need grains?"

After saying that, Xi glared at Chen Ran again. "Don't think I don't know what you lecherous scoundrel are trying to do by feeding me, so no matter how many times you ask, I will always give the same answer: I'm not hungry."

"I'm so hungry..."

It was late at night.

While Chen Ran was urging everyone to have lunch, Xi said she wasn't hungry and started playing on her tablet.

When Chen Ran invited everyone to dinner, Xi still said she wasn't hungry and didn't even look up.

But when it's truly dark, late at night, and most people have turned off their lights and gone to sleep—

Xi, who had spent almost the entire day playing on her tablet and only ate one meal, was now clutching her stomach and complaining of hunger.

"Strange... strange thing..."

Xi muttered softly, "As a fragment of a god and an immortal being, I have long since abstained from grains. Even if I indulge in a few sweet treats, it's just to satisfy my appetite... But why now...?"

She lived in seclusion for hundreds of years, during which time she never ate.

Even if I'm greedy, I'll only draw some desserts with a brush; it won't fill my stomach, I'll just crave the taste.

But the intense hunger suddenly threw Xi into a panic.

Because she had never experienced hunger before, this feeling of hunger was exceptionally agonizing.

"Could it be because I've been given a different body?"

Xi remembered that her body was some kind of 'life-size figurine' sculpted from clay by that lecherous Chen Ran.

So perhaps it's due to different materials?

"Even so, that lecherous man shouldn't be able to mold out internal organs, and how could a body made of clay possibly need to eat?"

Could it be...?

Was it that lecherous man's doing this on purpose?

Chen Ran, who manipulates the rules of heaven and earth with ease, seems to find it not difficult to add a rule for her that she must eat.

But she had no time to think about it; hunger made her oblivious to everything else, and the long period without food even made her a little irritable.

Xi turned her head and looked around. Seeing that Chen Ran wasn't there, it seemed... he had gone to the bathroom?

So Xi tried drawing some food directly on the tablet with her fingertips.

Then turn the screen upside down and flip it over.

Seeing that the food was actually poured out of the screen, Xi was pleasantly surprised that her 'Power of Will' could still be used, and she quickly reached out to catch the food and took a small bite.

"Woo~"

The collision of flavors on her tongue brought a satisfied and contented sound to Xi's lips.

But after she finished eating and satisfied her appetite, she was immediately met with an even stronger feeling of hunger.

Because those foods were all drawn by her, they were fake. You could see them, touch them, and eat them, but they just didn't fill your stomach.

After a long period of reconciliation between her brain and stomach, Xi had no choice but to jump off the sofa and go find something to eat.

"It's not on the table?"

Not only the table, but even the original fruit plate is now spotless.

After searching for a long time without finding even a single melon seed, Xi had no choice but to turn her head and cast her gaze toward the miniature model of the 'Seaside Resort Town' on the table.

With a loud clang.

Zofia, who had already done a beauty treatment, applied a face mask, and went to bed promptly at 10 o'clock to take care of her skin, was startled awake by the sudden loud noise.

"What happened? What's going on? Was it an earthquake?"

Zofia was completely bewildered. She didn't even have time to change her clothes, running out of the bedroom in her pajamas. She then kicked open the door to Centaurea's room and shouted, "Centaurea! Wake up! There's an earthquake... Oh, you're not asleep?"

Upon waking up, Zofia's first reaction was to quickly run away with Centaurea.

But when the door was kicked open, what was seen was Centaurea lying on the bed playing on her phone.

"It's only 10 o'clock, my Former Young Lady? I don't have to go to work, why would I sleep so early? And where was the earthquake? My Former Young Lady, have you forgotten where we are?"

Centaurea sighed, without turning her head. "Instead of guessing if there was an earthquake, Former Young Lady, you should guess if that Lecherous Evil God has gone to abduct a young girl again and is now slamming her against the table, making the table shake back and forth."

Zofia: "..."

Zofia was pretty much used to Centaurea's foul language.

After selectively ignoring some of the nonsense, Zofia nodded, finding it quite reasonable.

"That makes sense... This is that god's playground, how could an earthquake possibly happen here?"

Zofia turned and walked towards the door. "What's going on outside?"

"Didn't I just say? It was that Lecherous Evil God who shoved the little girl onto the table and fucked her—"

"Centaurea, shut up."

"Oh."

Zofia rolled her eyes, opened the door, and peeked outside.

Then I saw Xi, who was at least half a meter tall, lying on the table.

Then she reached out and ripped open the roof of the 'street shop', and with her little hands, took out the food inside.

Zofia: "?"

Although seeing that enormous creature, which was three or four times her size, did indeed terrify Zofia so much that her tail hairs stood on end.

But when she saw Xi's face, Zofia felt relieved. "It's Xi... You scared me! It's so late, Xi, why aren't you sleeping?... Oh, are you hungry?"

It turns out that only Xi seems to care about being fed and growing bigger.

Zofia didn't blame Xi, even though the 'street shop' that was demolished was something she and Centaurea had worked on all afternoon to prepare.

Zofia, like a concerned wife, asked, "Is this enough for you? Do you need me to get you something else to eat?"

After saying that, Zofia turned her head and looked into the house. "Centaurea! Stop playing on your phone and come out to help."

Centaurea: "?"

Chapter 291: The title changed from 'lecherous scoundrel' to 'young master' and then back to 'lecherous scoundrel'.

"I knew it! Little Wei, why were you holed up in the bathroom? So you've been squatting there for hours just waiting for me to come over so you could kick me? Little Wei, are you just bored?"

"What's it to you? I'm happy to do what I want! It's just a shame I didn't kick you to death, you bastard."

"Hey, the sky's cleared up, the rain's stopped. Little Wei, you think you're all right now, huh? Which American Cockroach was crying and shouting 'I was wrong, I was wrong' back then?"

"It's Mom! What's wrong!"

"You're actually quite self-righteous now."

"Otherwise what? You bastard, as long as you don't fuck me to death, you're no good."

"Heh, what if I fuck you to death, Little Wei?"

"Heh, come on, you dog, come and fuck me to death!"

Chen Ran was indeed not in the living room just now.

He had seen Wishdale lying in the bathroom for hours without moving, and he was really afraid that Wishdale had drowned while waterskiing.

So I went to the bathroom to take a look.

The results are in.

Wishdale rested for several hours and finally regained some strength.