Soon,
Kakuzu walked in with a greatsword slung over his shoulder.
"Who wants a refund at the 'original price'?" Kakuzu asked, his eyes glowing an eerie green and murderous intent radiating from his entire body.
"In there. The Kage of the other Four Great Villages want to return their Tailed Beasts," Dave said, pointing at the four Kage behind him.
"...How is that my problem? Isn't this your village's business?" Kakuzu paused, puzzled.
"Look, our company is Konoha's biggest taxpayer. We sold those Tailed Beasts for three billion ryo apiece. Eight of them means twenty-four billion for a full refund. The village definitely doesn't have that kind of money, so it'll have to borrow from our company, and we'll definitely lend it to them. Think about it. A funding shortfall that big is bound to affect your dividends for the year and this quarter," Dave explained, feeding him a line.
"Bastards!" An immensely powerful pillar of aura erupted from Kakuzu.
For the first time, Dave felt that Kakuzu's aura rivaled Madara's and Hashirama's...
Fuck, you dare mess with my dividends? Do you have a death wish?
And so, Dave and the others left the room, leaving Kakuzu alone inside...
Dave and the others waited outside the door for the result.
"Look at this! Does this One-Tail even look like a Tailed Beast anymore? What have you done to him? He's only got one tail left, and you want a full refund?"
"...The One-Tail only ever had one tail..."
"And this Eight-Tails! Look how ugly he's become! What have you done to him over the past few years? And you have the nerve to demand a full refund?"
"...He's always looked like that..."
After waiting a while without any result, Dave and Tobirama's group went downstairs for afternoon tea.
When they