After handing that bizarre zombie over to Madara and Hashirama, the two of them left.
Dave smiled and was just about to return to his room for some more intimate time with Tsukimi when his phone rang. It was Mu.
"Venereal Disease Guy, you really snubbed me. You didn't even come to my wedding yesterday," Dave said indignantly as he answered.
"Heh, I had my Silver Promotion Match in League of Legends yesterday. Was your wedding more important than that?" Mu's voice came from the other end.
"Fuck, my wedding wasn't as important as your damn Silver Promotion Match?" Dave roared in disbelief.
"Mm... nope..."
"Aaaaargh! You bastard!"
"Hahaha, want to come play at the Internet Cafe? I spent all day on my promotion matches yesterday and still couldn't get through them," Mu said, laughing over the phone.
"Fuck! Just you wait! I'm going to drag your rank down today! You can fucking stay in bronze for the rest of your life!" Dave hung up with a roar and headed for the Internet Cafe.
And so, the two of them battled away at the Internet Cafe for an entire day...
"Fuck! You really are fucking dead weight! I only got this account into silver a few days ago, and playing with you dragged me right back to bronze!" Dave roared furiously as he and Mu walked out of the Internet Cafe.
"Heh, that just means you suck. What's it got to do with me?" Mu said with a disdainful smile.
"...Your tongue just keeps getting more poisonous... Do you pop poison pills every day?"
"Yep. Quite a few."
"...Come on, let's get something to eat..." Dave rubbed his brow with a headache and looked toward a certain bustling stall.
Gyuki Grilled Squid...
"Yo, Master Niu, twenty skewers of grilled squid!"