Dave slowly opened the gift box.
Inside lay two Sealing Scrolls.
"Each scroll contains a sealed Dust Release attack at my maximum power. Consider them both repayment for your Tailed Beast Bomb last time and a wedding gift," Mu said calmly.
"Ha, looks like you put quite a lot into this. I was wondering why you spent those two days holed up at home." Dave chuckled and put the Sealing Scrolls away.
"All right, the gift's delivered. I'm leaving." Mu gave Dave a calm look, then got up to leave.
"Venereal Disease Guy."
"...What?" Mu asked, turning his face halfway back.
"Aren't you planning to find a wife and get married?" Sitting on Kage Rock with his back to Mu, Dave asked with a grin.
"...No."
"Seriously... Konoha's medical technology is pretty advanced now. Maybe they can still fix your problem down there? It's only a little sesame seed, after all," Dave teased.
"..."
"Dust Release: Detachment of the Primitive World Technique!"
"Holy shit, are you insane?!"
The next morning, Tobirama clocked in for work. During a spare moment, he looked out the window and saw his shattered Kage Rock...
That afternoon, Ōnoki received a message in Iwagakure.
[Your teacher, Mu, has caused extensive damage to Kage Rock in Konoha, resulting in losses of 300 million ryo. Including the labor and material costs of restoration, the total comes to 500 million ryo. As your teacher, Mu, is unable to pay compensation, this bill has been sent to you, the Tsuchikage. Please pay within 24 hours, or bear the consequences.] —Black-Faced Buckle Ghost
That day, Third Tsuchikage Ōnoki, who was only in his twenties, was admitted to the hospital's cardiac emergency room for some unknown reason.
After getting married, Dave enjoyed a wonderfully easy life. Every day, he either