The next day.
Brimming with anticipation, Hashirama pulled Mito, who had just woken up and was still groggy, onto the couch to watch the commercial he had filmed yesterday.
"Ugh... why did you wake me up this early just to watch TV...? Doesn't Temptation to Return to the Village air at night?" Mito asked sleepily.
"Hehe, I filmed something new yesterday, and I wanted you to see it!" Hashirama said with an excited chuckle.
Mito nodded helplessly... she was still a little sleepy...
Hashirama eagerly turned on the television... they watched...
Mito wasn't sleepy anymore...
"...You..." Mito stared blankly at Hashirama...
"Well? Didn't I do a great job?" Hashirama asked excitedly.
"...No... you look like an idiot..." Mito shook her head...
Then Mito's red hair slowly began to rise...
A little later.
"I'm off to practice square dancing with Kaguya. You dragged me out of bed first thing in the morning to watch this brain-rotting commercial, and you actually starred in it yourself. Hmph!" Mito dusted off her hands, still looking a little angry. She could already imagine the looks people who knew her and Hashirama would give her after seeing this commercial...
What had possessed her to marry this thing in the first place?!
With that, Mito left... leaving only a half-dead Hashirama on the floor...
Elsewhere...
Madara got up and went to Izuna's house for breakfast...
Don't get the wrong idea! I, Madara, can cook! Hmm... I just can't be bothered, that's all... Izuna was used to it, too. After all, his older brother liked his cooking, and he couldn't have been happier about that.
The two sat at the table eating breakfast. Izuna turned on the television, a habit he had developed since buying it, to see whether there was anything interesting on every morning.
"Hello, everyone...