"There's a kid here too? Who is he?" Madara noticed Boruto over there and asked in confusion.
"Ancestor Madara! I didn't bully Sarada!!" Boruto immediately ran over and clung to Madara's leg, sobbing.
"..."
"This kid's got something wrong with his head. Hmm... never mind," Dave said helplessly, rubbing his brow.
He picked up Boruto, who was still hugging Madara's leg, and tossed him back into his own seat...
Boruto deftly turned on the computer and launched the Shinobi World Alliance.
He entered his account details... Huh? Account doesn't exist? Damn it! I wanted to play my Village Champion Naruto!
With no other choice, Boruto created another account and logged in...
Since Boruto's account was new, he couldn't play ranked yet. Well, normal matches would have to do.
"What an old version," Boruto muttered, looking helplessly at the handful of heroes on the Shinobi selection screen.
Wait! An old version!!! Kagami Uchiha hasn't been nerfed yet!
And so, the moment Boruto entered the character selection screen, he instalocked Kagami Uchiha.
"Little guy, do you know how to play Kagami Uchiha?" Hashirama asked Boruto in confusion. Why had this kid instalocked him?
"Uh... no, but Kagami Uchiha looked pretty good to me... uh... so I picked him," Boruto said, scratching his head awkwardly.
"...Forget it. It's just a normal match anyway. Play whatever you want," Madara said, shaking his head helplessly.
Kagami's been nerfed into the ground, and he still wants to play him?
``` Kagami Uchiha
Role: Mage/Fighter
Passive: Every skill applies one stack of Feces Reading to enemies (each tick of damage from his ultimate adds a stack). At four stacks, the marks explode, dealing damage based on Kagami Uchiha's magic damage plus 14% of the target's missing health.
Q: Temple of Nirvana Technique: Kagami uses Genjutsu to deal