"Attaboy! Now that's ambition!"
Hearing Obito's earth-shattering declaration, Mu's eyes lit up, and he nearly laughed out loud.
"Old man Mu, I've already completed the first step toward becoming a credit blacklistee! What's the second step?" Obito asked excitedly.
"The second step is to repeat the first step over and over!" Mu said serenely.
"I see! So that'll make me the greatest credit blacklistee in the shinobi world?" Obito's eyes lit up. All he had to do was move his fingers, and he could become the greatest credit blacklistee in the shinobi world!
"That's right, kid. This is the fastest, surest shortcut to getting blacklisted. It's the greatest secret and experience I've gained on my own journey onto the blacklist, and now I'm passing it on to you! Don't let me down!" Mu nodded in satisfaction. This boy could be taught.
"Thank you, old man Mu! I won't let you down! One day, I'll be the biggest credit blacklistee in the shinobi world!" Obito was overjoyed, his face brimming with excitement.
The two continued on their way. Listening to Obito chuckle every so often beside him, with a faintly lecherous, sleazy look on his face, Mu was utterly puzzled.
Was there something wrong with this kid's head?
Well, he was Dave's grandson, after all. Having something wrong with his head was probably normal.
"Oh, right, old man Mu. From what you said earlier, aren't you taking a huge risk bringing me out today?" Something suddenly occurred to Obito, pulling him out of his fantasy of his wedding night with Rin, and he turned to Mu to ask.
"A risk? Nothing worth worrying about. It's insignificant compared to the future greatest credit blacklistee in the shinobi world." Mu shook his head casually, spouting nonsense.
"I won't let you down, old man