Danzo: It was all for Konoha

Madara opened the settings.

[Do not disturb]

Phew, the world was finally quiet... That white-haired bastard... Hah, we'll settle this next time we meet.

"Hmm, time to check on my crops. I've waited three days for those apples. They should be ready now." Madara opened Konoha Farm.

[Dear Farm Owner, while you were away, your friend Speed of the Shinobi World stole two hundred of your apples.]

...It was now 2:23. The theft had occurred at 2:22:59.

Bang!

The next day.

"Ugh... What happened last night? Was there an earthquake?" Dave, who hadn't slept well all night, got up with puffy, dark-ringed eyes and stretched, grumbling helplessly.

Ever since he'd lain down to sleep last night, the ground had kept shaking. He had no idea what was happening outside. If he hadn't known his old father was an ironclad straight man, he might have thought the old man had been up to something last night.

"Yaaawn—whoa! Holy shit, Old Father, what did you do last night? How did you end up this bad?" Dave yawned and pushed open the door. The moment he stepped out, he spotted something lying on the bed over there that looked neither human nor ghost... If he hadn't recognized that white hair, he would have thought a ghost had gotten into the house.

"Shameless! Despicable! Damn it! Bastard!" Tobirama Senju swore viciously.

"Uh... Don't tell me you stole Uncle Madara's crops again last night, and he came over to kill you one-on-one in real life?" The moment Dave heard those curses, he knew who his old father was railing at...

"Hmph! Hiss..." Tobirama Senju snorted coldly and turned his head away in displeasure. Yep, he'd just strained his neck...

"All right, you are my old father, after all. Wood Release: Sunflower!"