"What's going on? Why did lightning come from behind them? I didn't see Shopkeeper Lin raise his hand!"
"Must be one of Shopkeeper Lin's trump cards!"
"You can always trust Shopkeeper Lin. A Story NPC has an endless supply of trump cards."
"Palm Thunder is nothing to fear. The scary part is Shopkeeper Lin's Words Become Law. One line—'Your lover is here'—and Daoist Qingyu turned straight into a lovesick fool."
"What a fucking Bug!"
"Immortal Heroes: The Legend of Lin Bai."
"Can players actually learn Words Become Law?"
"The cultivation method is right there. Once you enter the game, you can practice it yourself! Judging by Shopkeeper Lin's past performance, he seriously cultivated Words Become Law. The developers didn't just hand it to him out of thin air."
"If he has Words Become Law, why doesn't Shopkeeper Lin just make Daoist Qingyu defect? Why insist on finding him a partner?"
"Either there are restrictions, or he has a twisted sense of fun. You can't judge Shopkeeper Lin by normal standards..."
"Where's the guy who just said he'd livestream himself eating shit upside down?"
They had clearly held the upper hand, yet their eldest senior brother's sudden lovesickness had gotten two of their junior brothers killed. The Taoists of the Returning Dragon Temple were overwhelmed with grief and frustration.
"Senior brother, snap out of it!"
"Senior brother, stop clinging to this delusion!"
"If you wake up, we'll find you ten women when we get back! Madam Huaxi is nothing but Lin Bai's puppet!"
"You fiend! Either you die or I do!"
All kinds of cries rang out above the mountain forest. Every Taoist's eyes were bloodshot, and they stood on the brink of collapse.
Nothing could have been more absurd than having their own senior brother controlled by the