"What does it look like after shapeshifting? Is it pretty?" [Down-the-Mountain Tiger] automatically ignored the part about being torn to pieces.
Players' lives were the cheapest things of all. Trading a life for a pet that could attack on the front lines and please the eye back home was worth dying a few times for.
"A burly, dark-skinned man seven feet tall," Ge Feiyun answered, his face clouded with exasperation. He thought for a moment, then added, "A hulking physique, a hideous face, a broad mouth and square ears, a blue face and jutting fangs, a palm-wide patch of chest hair..."
The players' debate over whether Bear-Eared Girls or wolf-eared girls were cuter stopped dead.
"A seven-foot-tall, burly dark-skinned man!" [Down-the-Mountain Tiger] looked at the Bear Demon. The enthusiasm in his eyes visibly ebbed, turning to regret as he sighed. "You Bear Demon, you have no idea what's fashionable. Why go shapeshifting willy-nilly? Monsters like you, who never study human psychology, are doomed to be cast aside by the times... What a waste. Such a waste!"
A waste, my ass!
Release my restraints if you've got the guts! By tomorrow, I'll turn you into a fresh pile of bear shit!
The Bear Demon glared at [Down-the-Mountain Tiger], a reflexive growl rising in its throat. It was clearly furious beyond measure. Calling it a Bear-Eared Girl was the ultimate insult...
"Shopkeeper Lin, can monsters shapeshift a second time?" A flash of inspiration struck [Down-the-Mountain Tiger], and he thought of another possibility. "For instance, beat it back into its original form, then feed it another Shapeshifting Pill and let it shapeshift again..."
"..." Ge Feiyun, Xin Shang, and the others gave the Heaven-Sent Ones strange looks, seemingly unable to understand why these people were so obsessed with Beast-Eared Girls.
With such outstanding