"You don't need to go. I brought them here for you." Li Yichen flipped his wrist and gave it a shake. Two figures flew out, landed on the ground, and returned to normal human size.
The two old men looked up to find Black and White Impermanence glaring at them in fury. How could they fail to understand their predicament?
They immediately began shaking like leaves, banging their heads against the ground as they wailed, "Grandfathers, spare us... Grandfathers, please spare us!"
"You two look like lumps of crap, and you dared use our names?" White Impermanence snapped furiously. "Who in the Underworld doesn't know how handsome and dashing we brothers are? Beautiful women throw themselves at us!"
"Ugh..." Li Yichen nearly threw up. How narcissistic can you get? Handsome and dashing? Since when did those words describe you? Aren't they supposed to describe me?
"Exactly..." Black Impermanence agreed. "Who in the world doesn't know we're the kindest men around? Yet you used our names to murder all thirteen members of the Qi Family. Do you have any humanity at all?"
Then he turned to White Impermanence. "Brother Xie, let's send them straight to the Hell of Knife Mountains."
"Hey... Brother Fan... don't get worked up..." White Impermanence waved a hand. "Look at their shifty faces. They might also have committed other crimes, like trafficking old grannies and raping old sows."
"What? We're innocent... We've never done any of those things you mentioned. We don't think we have..." Both old men were stunned. "Did we do those things? Why don't we remember any of it?"
"Hm?" Black Impermanence glared, shook the Soul-Seizing Rope in his hand, and said coldly, "What? Are you saying we're falsely accusing you? I think you've done so many wicked things that you've forgotten some of