Long Guangsheng looked at Chen Hao with utter seriousness. "I said, I've been dumped."
Chen Hao laughed so hard his sides hurt. Pointing at Long Guangsheng, he said, "You've been dumped? Hahaha! You never even started dating anyone, so how could you get dumped? Bro, quit freaking messing with me."
Long Guangsheng said solemnly, "I did. We talked for several days, but after I sent her a photo, she told me to get lost and never spoke to me again."
With a long sigh, Chen Hao grabbed Long Guangsheng's stubbly chin and shook it. "Bro, you need some self-awareness. With a face like yours, you actually had the nerve to send her a selfie? Weren't you just asking for trouble?"
"That's why I sent her your photo!" Long Guangsheng grabbed Chen Hao's hand and shouted excitedly.
Chen Hao froze on the spot. "M-my photo?"
Seeing that Chen Hao was dumbfounded too, Long Guangsheng sighed and patted his shoulder, then stood up and shook his head. "Ah, I don't blame you. Being ugly isn't your fault."
Chen Hao blinked twice, then abruptly stood up. "Impossible. That's absolutely impossible! How could anyone reject a handsome face like mine? Tell me, what's that girl's name?"
"Su Xiaoxiao!"
Thud!
Chen Hao fell straight to the floor, startling Long Guangsheng into rushing over to help him up.
"What did you say? You're trying to get with Su Xiaoxiao?" Chen Hao exclaimed, his eyes wide.
Long Guangsheng said, "Is there a problem?"
"Bro, wake up. With that face of yours, you still think you can get with Su Xiaoxiao?"
Indignant, Long Guangsheng said, "What's wrong with my face?"
"What's wrong?" Chen Hao sat back down. "Look, let me break this down for you. What kind of family do you come from, Long Guangsheng? Now look at