My Group Chat with the Gods

Out of nowhere, Chen Hao gets added to the Heavenly Court's group chat by the God of Wealth-and begins a life that defies the heavens.

Supreme Lord Lao: "Fellow immortal, got any cigarettes left? Spare me a few, would you? I'll trade you an immortal artifact!"

Sun Wukong: "What's wrong, brother? Someone bullying you? Tell me who it is-I'll go tear their house down right now."

Red Boy: "Want the True Fire of Samadhi? Trade me a game console and some cola!"

Fairy Chang'e: "Fellow immortal, do you still have any sacred fruit over there? Spare this fairy a little, won't you? How about I send you a private photo in return?"

Demons, monsters, ghosts-even beauties wearing painted skins-get into my Qiankun Pouch, every last one of you!