My Group Chat with the Gods
Chapter 287

You Dare Play Me?

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After Chen Hao finished drawing several Evil-Repelling Talismans, he stretched and prepared to head out for a break.

The moment he opened the Heavenly Court Chat Group, he saw a video of Thunder God trussed up by the Great Sage, hanging from the Southern Heavenly Gate and being whipped.

In the video, sparks flew all over Thunder God's body with every blow. What a dazzling spectacle.

As he beat him, Sun Wukong could be heard cursing, "Cry! Hurry up and cry for me! My battery died halfway through my show. Do you have any idea how miserable that made me?"

Thunder God's screams could also faintly be heard. "G-G-G-Great Sage, at least give me some time to get in the mood! You strung me up at the Southern Heavenly Gate and started beating me to death the moment you caught me. I wasn't mentally prepared at all! Ah... Great Sage, not the face! Ah... Go easy! Definitely not the crotch!"

Chen Hao's heart lurched at the sight. They couldn't actually beat an immortal to death, could they? He hurriedly sent Sun Wukong a message. "Great Sage, you caught Thunder God?"

"Of course!" Sun Wukong replied smugly. "He tried slipping out through the Southern Heavenly Gate to lie low, but I caught him red-handed. I've got him strung up and I'm beating him right now."

Chen Hao was partly responsible for Thunder God's predicament, so he hurriedly pleaded on his behalf. "Great Sage, Thunder God has it rough too. Please don't end up killing him."

"Rough, my ass! I only asked him to squeeze out a couple of tears, but he wouldn't do it. Now my hands have gone numb from beating him!" Sun Wukong said furiously.

Seriously? Sun Wukong's hands had gone numb? Just how much punishment did Thunder God

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