Gungun's Blessings Ran Too Deep; Zhen Yuanzi Asked Laozi to Deliver a Bribe (Two Chapters Combined into One...)

My name was Gungun, the first Iron-Eating Beast born since the creation of the Primordial World.

I currently worked in Reincarnation, holding the general manager's position of "Netherworld Emperor."

I also worked part-time at the Heavenly Court, holding the general manager's position of "Heavenly Emperor."

I worked part-time at the Western Religion, holding the vice chairman's position of "Deputy Cult Leader."

I also worked part-time for the Human Race as an executive director with a shareholding-an investor in the Youxiong Tribe.

Today, my colleague Haotian and I had fought a great battle before all the immortals and gods of the Primordial World. Needless to say, I had won.

After all, as the saying went, if the King of Hell wanted you dead at the third watch, who would dare keep you alive until the fifth?

If even a mere King of Hell could do that, how much more could I, the mighty Netherworld Emperor!

All right, that actually had nothing to do with it.

The thing was...

After Haotian had turned entirely to lime, scattered on the wind, and vanished from this world, Gungun pulled a small banner out of its coarse linen shorts. It shone with blue light, mist swirling around it, while a brilliant smile spread across its honest-looking, chubby face.

Exactly. Who could blame this great god for having a treasure called the Black Tortoise Water-Control Banner among its prized collection?

Dim Cosmos, veils the sky and commands water, Evil-Repelling, Ten-Thousand Arts Immunity!

With it, the Haotian Mirror's immobilizing power had no effect on Gungun whatsoever. Its earlier pretense of being immobilized had merely been an attempt to force out their trump cards and see just how many tricks Haotian and Jade Pool, the Dao Ancestor's two attendants, had hidden away.

Who would have thought they were