Making Trouble in the Cafeteria, Third Brother Repels the Enemy with a Fart

Bai Yu smiled elegantly. Seeing his expression, Xiao Wu thought he had been won over by her boss-like aura. Planting her hands on her slim waist, she ordered:

"Xiao Yu, I see your bed is the biggest. Give it to me, got it?"

Bai Yu came back to his senses and looked at Xiao Wu with a strange expression.

Although his bed and bedding had been traded from the teacher using the Human Emperor Banner's Succubus Buff, making them far better than everyone else's, why did Xiao Wu seem like she had ulterior motives?

But on second thought, this was Love Continent. There was nothing strange about it. Maybe I can steal Xiao Wu away before anyone else does?

Bai Yu smiled and said:

"Xiao Wu, the Admissions Teacher specially assigned this bed to me. If I give it to you and the teacher checks the dorm, what am I supposed to say? That the boss of the Seventh Dormitory bullied someone?"

"Besides, I have a Support-type Spirit. If you take my bed, what will the teacher think? What will everyone think? As the boss, shouldn't you be looking out for us?"

Bai Yu's words left Xiao Wu dazed.

"That's right, what you said makes so much sense. Then I won't take your bed!"

Xiao Wu's eyes darted around. I didn't say I'd take it, but I never said I wouldn't sleep in it!

She walked over to the bed beside Bai Yu's. The student sitting there hurriedly made room for her, and Xiao Wu giggled.

"Bai Yu, let's push our beds together. Your bed is pretty big—you can't use all that space by yourself."

Everyone: "?"

Bai Yu: "..."

Sigh, being handsome really is a sin. I don't want to sleep chastely with you for six years.

"Xiao Wu, if you want to sleep in my bed, I can give it to you. I, Bai Yu, came to Nuoding Academy to cultivate and grow stronger, not to enjoy myself. It doesn't matter to me whether the bed is better or worse. If you want it, take it. You must have your own goals for coming here. I think you should focus on those goals instead of fussing over the gains and losses of a bed!"

The Human Emperor Banner's Succubus Buff activated. Coupled with Bai Yu's eloquence, everyone, including Xiao Wu, was left stunned. Soon, a surge of shame rose in their hearts.

"That's right. I, Xiao Wu, came here to avenge my mother. I should cultivate properly instead of wasting time on something so trivial!"

Xiao Wu made up her mind and stopped bringing up switching beds with Bai Yu.

Bai Yu breathed a sigh of relief. Sleeping chastely is boring as hell. Seriously.

At that moment, Tang San slowly woke up. He held his face, as if the slap had knocked him senseless. He had completely forgotten what had just happened.

Then Bai Yu said:

"Little San, there's an empty bed beside mine. You can sleep here!"

Xiao Wu shuddered all over and glared at Bai Yu like an enraged Little Rabbit.

"Don't let him sleep next to me!"

Bai Yu looked innocent.

"I'll sleep between the two of you. Is that fine?"

"That's more like it."

Tang San walked over to Bai Yu. Not understanding why Xiao Wu held such a grudge against him and Bai Yu, he quietly added another mark against Xiao Wu in his heart.

Hmph, this little girl is somewhat pretty, but she's so fierce. And she seems especially hostile toward Xiao Yu and me. If she doesn't obediently lower her head, I'll teach her a proper lesson someday. Hehe.

Everyone tidied up the dormitory, and before long, it was time to eat. They headed toward the cafeteria together.

Bai Yu and Xiao Wu had clearly become the leaders of the Seventh Dormitory, and everyone wanted to follow them. But Tang San walking beside Bai Yu made everyone deeply uncomfortable, resulting in this arrangement:

Bai Yu walked in the middle, Xiao Wu on the left, and Tang San on the right. A large group followed behind Xiao Wu, while there was no one at all behind Tang San.

Seeing this, Tang San quietly added another mark against everyone from the Seventh Dormitory in his heart.

As soon as they entered the cafeteria, several boys leaning against the second-floor railing spotted Wang Sheng. They immediately mocked him.

"Well, well, isn't this Wang Sheng? Why not come up to the second floor? I'll treat you to a meal."

Someone beside him laughed.

"Hahaha, a poor Work-Study Student like Wang Sheng thinks he deserves to go to the second floor?"

Everyone's expressions darkened, and Xiao Wu directly cursed at them.

"What the hell are you supposed to be?"

Rather than getting angry, the boys upstairs sneered.

"Oh? What a pretty little girl. Too bad she's a Work-Study Student. Sigh, just looking at her, you can tell she's dirt poor."

Xiao Wu was about to explode with rage!

Seeing this, Wang Sheng explained:

"The second floor is for ordering individual dishes. We Work-Study Students are poor and can't afford it. Forget it."

Xiao Wu clenched her fists.

"Forget it? Wang Sheng, you're just going to let them mock you?"

Wang Sheng smiled bitterly. He couldn't beat them in a fight, and he couldn't compete with their fathers either. What else could he do?

At that moment, the Tang Sect Rules flashed through Tang San's mind: do not lightly provoke trouble. He prepared to persuade Xiao Wu to calm down, even though she had just been mocked.

Just as he was about to speak, a narration suddenly appeared before Bai Yu as well.

[Plot: Tang San was preparing to persuade Xiao Wu to calm down and not cause trouble]

A mischievous idea suddenly came to Bai Yu. He changed "don't" to "go right ahead," then said to Xiao Wu:

"Xiao Wu, you're right. We Work-Study Students may be poor, but we have dignity too. If we let them mock us like this, they'll keep mocking us forever."

Xiao Wu's eyes lit up.

At that moment, Tang San spoke:

"Xiao Wu, stay calm when something happens. We need to use calm methods to beat the crap out of them!"

Xiao Wu was speechless. Why did he have to put it so crudely?

She then cast Bai Yu a grateful look, because she thought Tang San had changed his mind only because Bai Yu had spoken up for her. Otherwise, why would Tang San have changed his mind?

So, she decided to let Tang San go first!

"Tang San, take the lead. Let's make them apologize!"

"Huh?"

Tang San froze. Why did I have to take the lead? I wasn't the one being mocked!

At that moment, Bai Yu smiled and said:

"Little San, I'm a Support System Soul Master, and Wang Sheng isn't their match. Only you can remain neither humble nor overbearing and communicate with them calmly. Go for it—you're our hope!"

Bai Yu piled a whole heap of praise onto him. Tang San could not help feeling a little smug, and when Xiao Wu also gave him an encouraging look, his blood immediately began to boil as he led the group toward the second floor.

"Well, well, isn't this Wang Sheng's bunch of Work-Study Students? What's this, did you come up to the second floor to eat, or to wash dishes?"

When those boys saw Tang San leading the group upstairs, not only were they unafraid, but they even burst out laughing.

Xiao Wu clenched her fists, wishing she could beat them up!

Tang San stopped her and shook his head. Now was the time for me to display my masculine charm. Don't steal my spotlight!

Tang San walked up to the boys, raised his head to look at them, and said:

"Apologize to us!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The boys doubled over with laughter and said:

"Apologize? We only spoke the truth. Why should we apologize?"

[Plot: Tang San was preparing to use his silver tongue to persuade them to apologize]

Bai Yu thought for a moment, then changed "tongue" to "fart."

Mm, the most Blue Silver Fart chapter yet.

Tang San looked coldly at them. Just as he was about to argue them into submission, he suddenly lost the desire to speak and turned around to face them.

The boys thought Tang San had backed down. They had just opened their mouths to laugh when Tang San suddenly raised his Buttocks.

"Rain falls from the sky, bubbles rise from the ground—take my fart!"

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!

The boys happened to have their mouths wide open!