Several boys who had mocked the Work-Study Students lay sprawled on the ground. Some coughed dryly, while others wept. Tang San's single fart had blasted them into misery!
Bai Yu laughed.
"This is Little San's Martial Soul. Please don't mind it."
Everyone stared in stunned disbelief. There was actually a Martial Soul like this?
At that moment, Tang San looked at the boys and sneered.
"You mocked us first. You brought this on yourselves!"
Looking at the people curled up on the ground, Tang San felt immensely pleased with himself!
He had stood up for Xiao Wu. Even if his method was not exactly handsome, strength ruled this world. He had won, so Xiao Wu would surely see him in a new light, right?
He eagerly turned around, only to see Xiao Wu covering her nose and mouth, her face turning green.
"It stinks so badly!"
Bai Yu silently backed away, inwardly ranting, As expected of Blue Silver Fart. Blue Silver Grass has strong vitality, so Tang San's farts are incredibly powerful too—long-lasting and foul. Ugh.
Unable to endure it any longer, Wang Sheng and the others followed Bai Yu downstairs.
Tang San froze. I won! I stood up for you! Why are you running away?
He could not smell how foul his own farts were, but everyone else could!
The powerful Blue Silver Fart rapidly spread through the entire second floor of the cafeteria. The students eating there caught a whiff of it and fucking threw up!
Bang!
Someone slammed a hand on the table and stood up, pointing at Tang San as he cursed.
"Bastard! We couldn't care less if you fight, but did you deliberately fart to choke us out?"
Tang San frowned. I didn't deliberately choke you out. Are you looking for trouble?
The next second, students came crowding over from all directions. Filled with righteous indignation, they surrounded Tang San. Only then did Tang San realize something was wrong.
"Clear Sky... Blue Silver Dog, save me!"
Tang San was terrified. There were too many people—he could not kill them all even if he used Hidden Weapons!
He hurriedly summoned the Clear Sky Dog. The Clear Sky Dog looked vicious, frightening the students into taking a step back.
"W-What kind of ferocious beast is that?"
"Don't be afraid! Let's attack together! He's no match for us!"
Though someone said that, no one dared to be the first to attack.
Tang San seized the opportunity and commanded the Clear Sky Dog to blast out a fart. At the same time, he farted again himself. The second floor of the cafeteria was instantly shrouded in farts, choking everyone until they could not open their eyes.
"Ah! I'm blind!"
"Fuck, that's disgusting!"
"Blegh!"
Tang San had long grown used to smelling his own farts. He immediately hunched over and ran down the stairs!
Yet his Blue Silver Fart did not rest, swiftly spreading through the entire cafeteria.
Meanwhile, at the cafeteria entrance, Xiao Wu gulped down fresh air and could not help complaining to Bai Yu.
"Hey, your brother's farts stink too much!"
Bai Yu coughed twice and said.
"His Martial Soul is indeed rather unique. By the way, if you see him later, make sure to praise how powerful his farts are."
Wang Sheng's face twisted.
"We were practically suffocated to death by his stink, and we still have to praise his farts for being powerful??"
Bai Yu said.
"He's pretty petty. If you don't want to be choked by his farts every day in the future, do as I say."
Wang Sheng swallowed, his face full of terror.
Being choked by farts every day? No way!
Xiao Wu said speechlessly.
"This Tang San really isn't human!"
Just then, Tang San hurriedly slipped out. When he saw Xiao Wu and the others, delight appeared on his face.
However, Xiao Wu and the others looked disgusted. Whenever Tang San approached, they backed away, which made Tang San somewhat angry.
"You... I stood up for you, and this is how you treat me?"
Wang Sheng said awkwardly.
"Brother Tang San, it's not that we're treating you this way. It's just that your farts are too harmful. We can't withstand them!"
"That's right, that's right! We really can't take it. We're afraid of getting caught in the crossfire! It's all because you're too powerful!"
After being praised by everyone, Tang San's anger subsided.
Hah, it's all because I'm too powerful. There's a natural divide between me and weaklings like them. I forgive them!
Just then, the cafeteria doors were slammed open again, and a group of people rushed out. There were students and cooks among them. When they saw Tang San, they shouted.
"It's him! He choked the cafeteria with his farts! Catch him!"
"Catch him!"
"Ora ora ora!"
Tang San's expression changed drastically, and he took off running!
Xiao Wu and the others watched in dumbfounded shock.
Out in the wilderness, inside a cave.
Yu Xiaogang was roasting a chicken when Flender suddenly walked in and said excitedly.
"Xiaogang, good news!"
Yu Xiaogang looked up and asked.
"What good news?"
"Spirit Hall isn't putting out a warrant for you. They're only making you pay ten thousand Gold Soul Coins in compensation!"
Yu Xiaogang's mouth twitched.
"Ten thousand Gold Soul Coins, and you call that only?"
"Are you stupid? It's already great that they're only making you pay ten thousand Gold Soul Coins!"
Yu Xiaogang gritted his teeth in fury. Bibi Dong could clearly have simply pardoned him, yet she insisted on making him pay a huge sum. Wasn't she deliberately making things difficult for him?
Yu Xiaogang punched the cave wall and gritted his teeth.
"I don't have that much money!"
After saying that, he looked at Flender, his eyes full of hope.
Flender shuddered and coughed twice.
"Ahem, I'm short on funds too. I don't have that much money."
Yu Xiaogang flew into a rage.
"Flender! Are we still brothers?"
Flender hurriedly said.
"I really don't have money! Oh, right, I heard from the people at Spirit Hall that you can pay in installments. Ten Gold Soul Coins a month, one hundred and twenty a year. In about a hundred years, you'll have paid it all off!"
Yu Xiaogang exploded in rage.
"Flender, are those human words? My monthly allowance is only ten Gold Soul Coins. If I use it all to repay the debt, what am I supposed to eat and drink?"
What he meant was, Fucking give me some financial support!
Pretending not to understand, Flender changed the subject again.
"Xiaogang, if you don't go to Spirit Hall and accept your punishment within three months, they'll put out a warrant for you. In my opinion, you should hurry and come up with a few more theories during this time. Maybe Spirit Hall will find them reasonable and reduce your fine?"
"Here's some paper and a pen. I have things to do and I'm very busy, so I'll be going now. I'll come see you again in a few days!"
With that, Flender vanished, leaving Yu Xiaogang hopping mad.
"Fuck, you stingy old bastard!"
That night, Tang San returned to the Seventh Dormitory with a green face. The Dean had personally escorted him back.
Although he had not caused any substantial harm to anyone else, he had disrupted the cafeteria's operations and was fined one thousand Copper Spirit Coins, which would be deducted from his Work-Study Student wages.
He only earned ten Copper Spirit Coins a day. With five deducted every day, it would take two hundred days to pay it off. How could his face not turn green?
He used to be able to afford a meat dish, but from now on he could only eat vegetables. And when the cafeteria ladies saw him, they would probably want nothing more than to smash him with their serving ladles. Life was going to be hard!
When they saw the Dean enter, everyone in the Seventh Dormitory immediately stood straight and shouted.
"Hello, Dean!"
The Dean pressed his hand down, signaling that they did not need to be so formal, then awkwardly instructed them.
"You're all Work-Study Students in the Seventh Dormitory. If your classmates run into trouble in the future, try to talk them down, understand?"
"Yes!"
Everyone answered, while Tang San clenched his fists tightly.
Fuck, you old bastard, you're bringing that up again? Deliberately trying to embarrass me, huh? Fine, I'll remember this!
Only then did the Dean's expression soften. He looked at Bai Yu and said.
"Bai Yu, get ready. Tomorrow, I'll take you to Hunt for Soul Ring."
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