Bai Yu recognized him at a glance—the Lustful Tiger, Dai Mubai!
Dai Mubai did not even look at Bai Yu and the other two. He walked straight to the front desk and tapped the counter with his fingers. The receptionist immediately forced a terrified smile and said to Bai Yu's group:
"Sorry, three guests, but this establishment's last room really was reserved by this gentleman. Why don't you try another inn?"
He figured Bai Yu's group could simply find another inn and book another room. There were so many inns in Suotuo City—why did they have to keep pestering him?
Xiao Wu could not help saying:
"How does that make any sense? We were obviously here first!"
The receptionist continued smiling apologetically.
"Guests, there are several more inns along this street. There are plenty of vacant rooms over there, so why not..."
"Why not what? We were here first. We're booking this room today!"
Seeing that even Xiao Wu could not hold back anymore, Tang San simply stood up for her, hoping to win her favor.
Besides, he disliked Dai Mubai's arrogant, condescending manner, though he was also somewhat envious of the sight of him holding two beautiful women. Tang San could not help imagining himself holding Xiao Wu.
Dai Mubai sneered.
"I'll count to three. You'd better get the hell out of here!"
He had a bad temper, but Tang San's was even worse.
"You have already earned your death!"
Dai Mubai's expression darkened. He released the two beauties and signaled for them to leave for the moment, then assumed a fighting stance toward Tang San's group.
"Do you want a one-on-one, or are all three of you coming at me together?"
Tang San looked at Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu looked at Bai Yu. Bai Yu said with a cheerful smile:
"I'm Support System, so I won't get involved. Little San, if you want to fight, take him outside."
The implication was clear: do not fart and blow the inn apart.
Tang San nodded, but Dai Mubai mocked them at that moment.
"What, scared? I'll pay for any damage to the inn!"
Hearing that, Tang San's eyes shifted as he said to Bai Yu and Xiao Wu:
"Xiao Yu, Xiao Wu, you two go outside and wait for me."
The inn was too cramped. He planned to use farts to blind everyone else, then teach Dai Mubai a proper lesson with his Hidden Weapons!
Xiao Wu was still hesitating when Bai Yu quietly took her hand and led her outside. She did not resist. The two quickly arrived by the roadside and watched as Dai Mubai and Tang San assumed fighting stances inside the inn.
Xiao Wu asked softly:
"Xiao Yu, are we just going to watch?"
Although she disliked Tang San, Dai Mubai was clearly targeting all three of them now. She did not want to help Tang San, and helping Dai Mubai was even more impossible, so she was deeply conflicted.
Bai Yu said quietly:
"Trust Little San."
Besides, it would not be embarrassing even if Tang San lost. Dai Mubai did not know him yet anyway.
As they spoke, the inn's lobby was suddenly shrouded in Yellow Mist, and a foul stench rushed out. Bai Yu hurriedly took out a mask and handed it to Xiao Wu. At the same time, he used his Fiery Golden Eyes to see Tang San and Dai Mubai's battle with perfect clarity.
Tang San had released a fart to seal off the inn lobby, intending to block Dai Mubai's vision. However, Dai Mubai activated his First Soul Skill, White Tiger Body Protection Barrier. Tang San's fart could not penetrate the barrier, while Dai Mubai used the light of the White Tiger Body Protection Barrier to clearly see Tang San's figure.
"That's disgusting. Is your martial soul a fart or something?"
Dai Mubai cursed and lunged at Tang San.
Tang San snorted. What was wrong with farts? He would choke him to death with them soon enough!
Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track activated. Tang San darted freely through the Yellow Mist, and Dai Mubai could not catch him no matter what. Gradually, he realized something.
"You're pretty fast, but it's useless!"
Dai Mubai's muscles swelled as he released a large amount of Soul Power in an instant. The Soul Power spread through the cramped inn lobby in rippling waves, making Tang San's steps falter. Dai Mubai seized the chance to use his Second Soul Skill, White Tiger Fierce Light Wave!
He opened his mouth wide, and a ball of white light condensed within it, radiating astonishing power.
But Tang San's eyes lit up, because Dai Mubai's White Tiger Body Protection Barrier had vanished!
He immediately summoned the Clear Sky Dog and shouted:
"Farting like Disarming, Soft Muscle Numbing Bone Fart!"
A Four-Year Soul Ring appeared. The Clear Sky Dog leaped high into the air, aimed its buttocks at Dai Mubai's face, and blasted out a fart!
Dai Mubai stared blankly. What kind of Soul Ring was that?
That half-second of stunned hesitation prevented him from dodging the Clear Sky Dog's fart. After inhaling a large amount of Blue Silver Fart, he retched, staggered back five steps, clutched his stomach, and coughed wildly.
It was not merely psychologically disgusting. He also felt numb all over, his Soul Power leaking away, leaving him unable to activate White Tiger Fierce Light Wave!
Tang San seized the opportunity and shouted again:
"Farting like Imprisonment, Heaven Sealing Earth Locking Fart!"
The Clear Sky Dog farted again. This time, Dai Mubai felt his movement speed slow, as if someone in the Yellow Mist were tugging at his limbs!
"Ugh, fucking disgusting. I can't take it anymore!"
Dai Mubai dry-heaved, then suddenly lit up his Third Soul Ring and activated his Third Soul Skill, White Tiger Vajra Transformation!
In an instant, all the debuffs on his body vanished, and the Yellow Mist in the lobby was completely dispersed. Like a ferocious tiger unleashed from its cage, Dai Mubai pounced viciously at Tang San!
Tang San remained calm and directed the Clear Sky Dog to release another Soft Muscle Numbing Bone Fart. Although Dai Mubai had White Tiger Vajra Transformation, he was only one major rank above Tang San and could not completely negate the fart's effects. He would still be weakened somewhat.
But Tang San's real intention was to fill the area with Yellow Mist again so that his Hidden Weapons could hit their target!
Without a Soul Tool, Tang San pulled several Silver Needles from his pocket. They were coated in poison. If they struck Dai Mubai, he would rapidly lose his ability to move. They were even stronger than Tang San's Soft Muscle Numbing Bone Fart!
Yes, I need to make full use of my own advantages. The Soft Muscle Numbing Bone Fart is only there to create an opportunity for my Hidden Weapons. With that thought, Tang San flung the Silver Needles at Dai Mubai.
At that very moment, Bai Yu's eyes lit up. Modify!
Several Silver Needles veered away from their original paths and skimmed past Dai Mubai. Dai Mubai did not even realize he had narrowly escaped disaster. With White Tiger Vajra Transformation active, he charged straight before the astonished Tang San and instantly arrived in front of him!
Dai Mubai punched Tang San in the abdomen, sending him flying. Tang San crashed heavily into the wall with a loud bang.
Tang San then fell to the ground, unable to fight back.
Dai Mubai walked toward Tang San, and at that moment, a plot prompt appeared before Bai Yu's eyes.
[Plot: Dai Mubai defeats Tang San, walks up to him, and prepares to viciously mock Tang San]
Bai Yu changed "mock" to "kiss"!
A low-level modification opportunity required 10 Points and could modify two characters, but Bai Yu could now gain 12 Points with every modification. Furthermore, low-level opportunities gave more experience than basic opportunities, so he preferred using low-level opportunities.
Tang San clutched his stomach and looked unwillingly and incredulously at Dai Mubai, unable to understand why his Hidden Weapons had failed again.
Had I neglected my training, causing the accuracy of my Hidden Weapons to decline so much?
To him, that was even harder to accept than losing a battle.
Tang San gritted his teeth, his face filled with grief and indignation. Combined with his injuries and pale complexion, he suddenly possessed a fragile sort of beauty in Dai Mubai's eyes.
Dai Mubai walked over, curled his lips into a smile, and lifted Tang San's chin with his index finger.
"That expression of yours is really to my taste."
Tang San froze. The next second, Dai Mubai's lips slowly drew closer.
Tang San stared wide-eyed at Dai Mubai's lecherous expression. For a moment, he even forgot the pain from his injuries.
H-He... what does he want to do?
He likes this kind of thing? Ugh!
Tang San's stomach churned. He reached both hands into his pockets, preparing to risk everything against Dai Mubai with all his Hidden Weapons.
[Plot: Tang San realizes that Dai Mubai wants to kiss him and prepares to risk everything against Dai Mubai]
Bai Yu modified it again, changing "risk everything" to "enjoy."
Enjoy yourself, then!
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