Xiao Yu, Let Me Teach You

Outside the inn, the crowd of onlookers grew larger and larger, but faced with the thick Yellow Mist, everyone looked rather bewildered.

"What kind of mist is this?"

"It smells a little bad. Could it be a fart?"

"Whose fart is this powerful?"

"Come on, can anyone see how the fight is going inside?"

"Sunflower seeds, drinks, mineral water! Don't miss out as you pass by!"

After thinking for a moment, Bai Yu deliberately called out in a loud voice:

"Is there any big brother here who can disperse the Yellow Mist? Otherwise, nobody can see anything!"

No sooner had he spoken than a man and woman stepped forward. They had both come to watch the excitement, but now they could not see any excitement at all, which irritated them. Both of their martial souls possessed the wind element, and they quickly blew the mist away.

Everyone eagerly opened their eyes wide, wanting to see what was happening and avoid missing the show.

However, as the Yellow Mist gradually dispersed, what greeted their eyes was Dai Mubai and Tang San sharing a passionate kiss.

"Holy shit!"

"Fuck!"

"They're even stringing!"

In an instant, Bai Yu heard seven or eight people around him retching at the same time. Some had even started vomiting, causing an even greater disturbance among the crowd.

Bai Yu felt somewhat uncomfortable too and instinctively shifted his gaze to the side, only to see Xiao Wu staring with utter focus, as attentive as a student thirsting for knowledge.

Bai Yu: "?"

I wasn't even this serious when I listened to female teachers gossip in my previous life. Xiao Wu, what are you learning?

He waved a hand before Xiao Wu's eyes and asked:

"Xiao Wu, what are you looking at?"

"N-Nothing."

Meanwhile, in the inn lobby, Dai Mubai and Tang San did not stop. Instead, they became utterly absorbed, tirelessly indulging themselves.

A sudden idea flashed through Bai Yu's mind, and narration appeared before his eyes:

[Upon witnessing this scene, the onlookers began vomiting.]

He changed "vomiting" to "applauding."

He wanted Tang San and Dai Mubai to know that Suotuo City's residents were delighted to see them pursue freedom, delighted to let their story spread throughout all of Suotuo City!

Thus, the residents who had been vomiting suddenly stopped. At the same time, some other residents suddenly felt that the two young men in the inn had the courage to display their XP in public. This was bravery, and they had to encourage them!

Clap clap clap clap clap.

Scattered applause rang out, gradually becoming rhythmic and unified. Tang San and Dai Mubai seemed to be encouraged by the applause and became even more intoxicated.

Dai Mubai took Tang San's hand and headed toward a room on the inn's second floor. Tang San did not resist either, following behind Dai Mubai shyly like a newlywed little wife.

The crowd's applause became even more enthusiastic.

Tang Hao, who was secretly watching, had initially been furious. He had wanted to smash Dai Mubai to death with a single hammer, along with all these passersby who had witnessed his son lose his purity. But as the crowd's applause began, Tang Hao suddenly stopped moving, his eyes filled with confusion.

"Little San looked like he was enjoying himself just now. Could that be his true self? This... sigh, so be it. This is Little San's freedom. As long as he can grow stronger, I'll let him handle these little matters as he wishes. Daring to express himself—that's my son. He's got guts!"

His own wife was a plant, so Tang San's situation did not seem like something unacceptable to Tang Hao.

At this moment, Dai Mubai and Tang San reached the room's door and were about to open it when their bodies suddenly trembled slightly. They immediately flung away each other's hands and bent over, vomiting.

Soon, the two stood upright again, their eyes filled with fury, as though they were about to tear the bastard before them into pieces the very next second.

Yet in the next moment, their hands suddenly clasped together again.

Tang San said sweetly:

"Let's stop here for today. There are too many people outside. I don't want people peeking at us."

Dai Mubai gazed at him affectionately.

"Mm, I'll do whatever you want. You can come find me anytime. I'll always be waiting for you."

After saying that, Dai Mubai climbed out through the window and left the inn, while Tang San headed back down the stairs and saw the countless onlookers.

At that instant, his mind buzzed. He could not help stopping in his tracks, his expression completely falling apart.

"I... what did I just do?"

"H-How did this happen?"

Tang San looked up and saw countless pairs of eyes staring at him. He instantly felt embarrassed to the extreme, so mortified he wished he could explode on the spot!

After Bai Yu's system modification, Tang San and Dai Mubai would subconsciously avoid thinking about why they had felt such desires or why they had cooperated with each other so readily. It seemed to be a form of subconscious hypnosis.

But the feeling of social death had not diminished in the slightest.

At this moment, the onlookers were discussing it as well.

"Huh? How long were those two up there?"

"That fast? These two young men, honestly... tsk tsk."

"Hey, hey, hey, why did that young man run off?"

As everyone talked, they suddenly saw Tang San cover his face and flee the scene at top speed, moving so quickly that nobody could catch up to him!

Suppressing his laughter, Bai Yu said to Xiao Wu:

"Xiao Wu, it's getting late. Let's stick to the plan and stay here for the night, then head to Shrek tomorrow. Otherwise, I'm afraid Little San won't be able to find us."

Xiao Wu nodded without showing any concern for Tang San. She would have loved for Tang San to be unable to bear the embarrassment and flee Suotuo City, so she would not have to see him anymore.

After the crowd gradually dispersed amid clicking tongues and exclamations, Bai Yu and Xiao Wu returned to the lobby and said to the staff member:

"Now that the guy in white is gone, that room can be ours, right?"

The staff member nodded repeatedly. Bai Yu and Xiao Wu went up the stairs, opened the door, and were shocked to find that it was actually a spacious, luxurious couples' room.

The master bedroom had marble flooring and a huge round bed in the middle, large enough for four people to sleep on. Rose petals surrounded the bed, and all kinds of necessities were placed at its head. Not far from the round bed was a round bathtub concealed behind purple gauze curtains, large enough for two people to bathe in together.

Besides that, the master bedroom had a separate wet-and-dry bathroom, a table covered with a soft tablecloth, a genuine leather sofa, fragrant potted plants, and more.

There was also a small door at the side of the master bedroom leading to a guest bedroom, whose furnishings were no worse than those of an ordinary room.

Bai Yu nodded to himself. Expensive had its advantages!

Just as he was thinking that he had never stayed in such a nice room before, the Jade Pendant suddenly gave him feedback: Tang Hao was secretly watching him.

Mm, that old ghost still doesn't trust me with Xiao Wu. Looks like making Tang San and Dai Mubai's saliva string was still too merciful. I should've made them have negative-distance contact instead. But then, would Tang Hao fly into a rage and flatten this entire street with one hammer?

I still have to take it slowly. I need him to witness Tang San's true XP bit by bit. Should the next candidate be Oscar or Ma Hongjun?

As Bai Yu pondered, he said to Xiao Wu:

"Xiao Wu, you sleep in the master bedroom. I'll take the guest bedroom."

Xiao Wu opened her mouth, then suddenly swallowed the words she had wanted to say and instead said:

"You should sleep in the master bedroom. You paid for it, after all."

Bai Yu was somewhat surprised. Xiao Wu can actually be considerate toward me now? Mm, not bad. She's growing up fast.

After settling their sleeping arrangements, the two went to eat dinner. When they returned, they cultivated for several hours, then washed up and went to bed.

Bai Yu lay in bed for a long time without falling asleep, thinking over his next moves.

But just as he began to feel a little drowsy, he suddenly felt the bed grow heavier. A sly voice spoke beside his ear, tickling it like a feather:

"Xiao Yu, didn't you ask what I was watching today? I learned something new. Let me teach you."

Bai Yu's drowsiness instantly vanished, and he instinctively used the Jade Pendant to sense his surroundings.

Mm, Tang Hao isn't watching. He must be asleep. Then I won't hold back, hehe.

Censored by the river crab, so it was heavily revised. (Sad)