Super Invincible Stinky Sausage

Flender cleared his throat and said,

"All right. Mubai, take the others to the fourth test. I'll take Tang San to my office and punish him severely."

Dai Mubai nodded and led the group toward the fourth test.

Along the way, Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong found common ground because of that pervert Tang San. As they cursed Tang San together, they quickly became friends.

Zhu Zhuqing did not blend in quite so quickly, but she did not reject Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong either. She silently walked beside them, nodding from time to time to show that they were right to curse him.

Just as Bai Yu and Dai Mubai were chatting idly, a scruffy-faced guy pushed out a small cart. As he ran, he called out,

"Oscar-brand Big Sausage! Don't miss it as you pass by!"

When he spotted Dai Mubai, his eyes lit up. He immediately pushed the cart over and grinned ingratiatingly.

"Dai Laoda, want a sausage?"

Dai Mubai's lips twitched. He had been about to tell him to get lost when Xiao Wu, curious about everything, skipped over while holding Ning Rongrong's arm.

"The sausages look pretty good, Uncle. How much are they?"

Oscar's expression froze.

"Uncle? Please, I'm a Shrek student too!"

Xiao Wu: "???"

Sorry, but she really couldn't tell.

Oscar took a razor from his cart and shaved. Most of his stubble vanished, and he barely looked like a young man now. But his gaze kept drifting between Xiao Wu's thighs and Ning Rongrong's chest, making the girls deeply uncomfortable.

"Oh, right. You want sausages?"

Oscar suddenly chuckled lewdly. Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong spoke in unison.

"No, no. We'd better not eat any."

But it was already too late.

Oscar suddenly placed both hands below his abdomen, wore a lascivious smile, and shouted,

"I have a big sausage!"

A huge, thick sausage immediately appeared in his hand.

"Ugh!"

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong started retching. Zhu Zhuqing's face turned green, as though she would pounce on Oscar and claw his face bloody the very next second.

At that moment, Dai Mubai kicked Oscar in the Buttocks and cursed under his breath.

"Xiao Ao, act normal. Stop losing your mind whenever you see a pretty girl!"

Oscar chuckled and hurriedly tried to save face.

"Don't take offense, ladies. My Spirit is special. I have another way. Watch closely!"

"No, we don't want to watch."

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong said weakly as they retched.

Yet that did nothing to stop Oscar. He shouted again,

"Super Invincible Big Sausage!"

Bai Yu, who had been silently watching from the side, changed "Big" to "Stinky."

Using this incantation was not quite as disgusting, but the sausage's quality seemed worse as well. The sausage Oscar summoned was reddish-black, and its appearance was enough to ruin anyone's appetite.

Dai Mubai frowned and asked,

"Xiao Ao, why does your sausage look so—ugh!"

Before he could finish, an indescribably strange stench rushed into his nostrils, instantly setting off a tsunami in his stomach.

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong were about to step back when that stench suddenly enveloped them too. They began retching again.

Zhu Zhuqing, who was farther away, escaped the worst of it. But the smell seemed even worse than Tang San's fart. Her face turned bluish-green from the stench, and she pinched her nose shut.

Bai Yu had not expected it to become so foul either. Before he could throw up, he hurriedly summoned the Human Emperor Banner. Golden light burst forth, and the stench was instantly dispelled.

Ning Rongrong stopped retching and looked at the Human Emperor Banner radiating holy golden light. She felt as though it resonated with her somehow.

Her eyes lit up, and she blurted out,

"Are you a Support System Spirit Master?"

Bai Yu nodded in confirmation.

Ning Rongrong said in surprise,

"This... I've never seen a Support-type Spirit like this before. What Spirit is it?"

Bai Yu calmly replied, "I named it the Human Emperor Banner."

"Human Emperor Banner..."

Ning Rongrong froze. Both the domineering name and its holy effect instantly suppressed much of the pride she had inherited from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.

The others, meanwhile, instinctively had the same thought.

"Bai Yu named his Spirit the Human Emperor Banner... does that mean it had another name?"

Then they smiled, deciding that Bai Yu had simply given his Spirit an impressive name.

At that moment, Oscar, who had been muttering to himself for a long while, gritted his teeth.

"I refuse to believe this! What's going on today? Super Invincible Big Sausage!"

Bai Yu altered it again. As the sausage appeared, the stench spread through the air once more.

Fortunately, Bai Yu promptly used the Human Emperor Banner to disperse it this time. Dai Mubai also gave Oscar another kick, cursing with lingering fear.

"Are you trying to stink everyone to death?"

Everyone nodded in agreement. What kind of Spirit was that? It was even more powerful than an Assault System Spirit—ugh!

Oscar shut down completely.

Dai Mubai kicked him aside and continued leading Bai Yu and the three girls toward the fourth test.

Before long, they saw Zhao Wuji sitting in a chair, dozing off.

Sensing their arrival, Zhao Wuji suddenly opened his eyes and chuckled.

"Not bad, not bad. So many little monsters this year. Now I'm interested! Little monsters, the fourth test is to last the time it takes for an incense stick to burn under my hands. Mubai, tell them about me!"

Dai Mubai asked in surprise,

"Teacher Zhao, shouldn't I be the one taking this test?"

"Cut the nonsense. Do as I tell you!"

Dai Mubai said no more. Turning to Bai Yu and the other three, he quickly explained,

"Teacher Zhao is a level seventy-six Soul Saint. Beast Spirit, Battle Soul Saint. He's also the academy's vice dean, and his overall strength is second only to the Dean. He once had a conflict with Spirit Hall and escaped unscathed from the siege of sixteen bishops. In the martial world, he is known as the Immovable Bright King!"

Everyone's eyes widened instantly.

Dai Mubai gave a bitter smile.

"I don't know why Teacher Zhao suddenly got interested. You need to last the time it takes for an incense stick to burn under him. Be careful and don't get hurt."

The group fell silent at once.

The four of them were supposed to last an incense stick's worth of time against a Soul Saint? What a wild fantasy. Worse still, two of the four had Support-type Spirits, cutting their combat strength in half.

Just as everyone was feeling discouraged, Bai Yu suddenly waved them over, signaling for the three girls to come closer.

Bai Yu said in a low voice,

"Let's exchange information so we can plan our tactics. Although our opponent is a Soul Saint, he's a teacher at the academy. He won't go all out from the start. If we're already afraid to fight now, then when we encounter enemies outside in the future, are we supposed to raise our hands and surrender?"

His words encouraged Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing. The four exchanged information about their Spirits and soul skills. When Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing learned that Ning Rongrong was from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, they were both rather surprised.

Bai Yu showed no reaction and quickly said,

"We lack a Control System Soul Master, and Ning Rongrong and I are both Support System Soul Masters. Compared to us, the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Pagoda is more famous. Teacher Zhao will definitely target you first, Ning Rongrong. Since he's a Soul Saint, he might attack the instant the test begins. So you and I will act together at the start. I'll boost your speed."

Perhaps because she had realized she was about to become a Soul Saint's target, Ning Rongrong's face turned a little pale.

Seeing this, Bai Yu encouraged her.

"Since you're from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect and receive everyone's attention, you need to be prepared to be targeted. Don't worry. With me here, nothing will happen."

For some reason, Bai Yu's encouragement suddenly warmed Ning Rongrong's heart. She was no longer so afraid, and together with Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing, she continued listening patiently as Bai Yu arranged their tactics.